By John Walker on April 18th, 2011 at 12:18 pm.
Apparently there’s some comic called Thor. We’ve never heard of it. And now there’s to be a movie based on the little-read book.* To accompany the film comes a little bit of PC gaming advertising from Littleloud, in which as Thor you must thwack enemies with the power of your might hammer. It feels like an iPhone game, and I’ll bet my bum it is one too. You have a limited number of hammers to chuck at a level of static enemies, and the occasional lightning bolt with which to STRIKE THEM DOWN. I imagine that’s how someone in a comic might say it.
It doesn’t seem tremendously good, to be honest. The largest issue being the camera’s inability to follow the hammer back on its boomerang return. Which means you can’t see which enemies got hit on the back swing. The whole source of fun really should be aiming the hammer so it loops to take out as many as possible, and the game’s choice not to show you that means it’s all a bit dodge, really. Perhaps they can fix that.
Also, maybe more than one sting from the theme looping every ten seconds would have been nice? Lordy. Oh, and it’s five near-identical stages long. Um, yeah.
Completing a stage in two throws will unlock a micro-film clip. As to whether the film will be any good, we don’t yet know. Reviews have yet to appear. Oh, and the character details you can unlock? This one’s confusing:
*Please note this is absolutely untrue – it’s an enormously popular comic. But making Thor-comic-writer Kieron snarl is always worthwhile. You can get the latest, Journey Into Mystery, right now, which we hear is very good indeed. Kieron writes about it here.
3 days more and it’s Thor’s day,… why release it now! You will anger the gods!
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Why would anyone want to have real wings on their helmet… try imagining Darth Vader with them.
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http://tinyurl.com/4yzaasb
He’s a lovely little fella, don’t try telling me his wings aren’t wonderful.
EDIT: Posted the wrong link -_-’
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All the cheesiness in that link gave me hernia.
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You don’t know about Asterix if you call him cheesy. “Childish” in a neutral meaning, perhaps, but except in its worst moments cheesiness is not really a correct use of terms. That would require that you’re supposed to take it absolutely seriously. Ah, nevermind…
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Thor is secretly Iron Man: http://images.wikia.com/marvelmovies/images/5/5f/IronManMovie7.jpg
You heard it here first.
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Oh, you BASTARD.
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Total score: 73830.
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Oh a new low quality castle crusher game, we need more of these *snarl*
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I love northern past and mythology, but this is blasphemy !
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Is that Jack Black playing Thor ? It seems like an odd choice.
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I noticed that too! Good to see he’s expanding his repertoire beyond “Pretending to be Jack Black” at last.
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At least he’s honest about the Kieron baiting… Nick Mailer would be proud!
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I think POSTS about comics should be WRITTEN in short sentences.
With that random emphasis on WORDS that screw with my brain.
Seriously, what’s that ABOUT?
It’s really ANNOYING.
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Comics you say? Was he in the Beano or the Dandy?
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Why does Sif have a beard, or is that the norm?
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Yeah, vikings and dwarves are much alike in their beardiness
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Explains why few can match her in ‘beauty’…
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cheat mode: press the up arrow key. it takes you to “stage 5 complete” with maximum score… that saved me a bit of time.
(tested on two macs with chrome)
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I think you’ll find it’s “STRIKE THEM DOWN, VERILY!”
KG
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Anyone would think you were an expert on the subject of comics with hammers in them.
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It’s true, though, I never have read Thor. I have read comics in which he (or at least a robot duplicate) appears, but not his comic, proper.
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This may not be the safest place for such talk.
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Makes me think of Stormlord. Or rather Deliverance which, as I just found out, is the second Stormlord game.
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How does this game compare to the standard by which all hammerplay shall be judged, God of Thunder for MS-DOS?
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No “Hammer Time” reference yet? Outrageous.
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STOP!
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I’m confused. I always thought Keron Gillan was a feisty redhead, now you show me he looks like Kurt Russel/Tom McRae(THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON).
PS: Moviefying comics/books scares me. Gamefying those, makes me pee my pants. Count me sceptical.
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THOR’S HAMMER DOES NOT SPIN LIKE A BOWIE KNIFE WHEN HE THROWS IT!
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Wisecracker!
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I’m sure this is yet another case of a competent dev being forced to crank out trendy schtick, designed by a non gamer.
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I can’t help reading the title in Starcraft 2′s Thor voice.
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I think the DS game based on the movie might actually turn out to be good. It’s developed by Wayforward, who have made some great 2d games.
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Every time I see a Thor ad on TV I think “hehe, Kieron writes that.”
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“You must thwack enemies with the power of your might hammer”
And in the game !
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Staring eyes 5/?
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