By Alec Meer on June 29th, 2011 at 2:59 pm.

UPDATE: Applications are now closed. Dear grud, we’ve got a lot of very long emails to read.
RPS is expanding! For (sort of) the first time ever, we’re looking to bring another regular writer, or perhaps even writers, into the warm, loving but formerly closed fold that is Rock, Paper, Shotgun.
Trouble is… well, we’re not entirely sure what kind of recruit(s) we want. Do we want someone full-time, part-time or sporadic? Do we want an experienced magazine section editor? Do we want a crazy young buck who’s never been published outside of their own blog? Do we want a super-smart game dev who fancies a change? Do we want a fervent newshound, an indie and mods fanatic, a simulation obsessive, an essayist, a reviewer, an interviewer, a lover, a fighter?
All of the above. Some of the above. None of the above. The important thing is we want someone who’s going to make the site a better place. We’ll know what we’re looking for, and we’ll recognise it (or you) when we see it.
What we are:
We’re the world’s best PC games blog, silly. We draw 1.3 million unique users a month from a site we’ve built up ourselves over four years, and one that’s still written from our bedrooms. We’re beholden to no man, woman, publisher, manager or squid-eyed horror-freak from the 48th dimension – the four founders of RPS are the only people who say what does and doesn’t go. We might write plenty about mainstream games, but we have as independent a spirit as they come. So, if you’re a company (wo)man who likes to toe the line and write professional but personality-free copy, you’re absolutely no good to us. It doesn’t matter how experienced you are: if you are not what we would rather amorphously call ‘RPS-y’ you won’t make it past the first hurdle. Which brings us neatly to…
What we want:
- Someone who can write about any and all PC games, from the glossiest, most meat-headed man-shoot to the most oblique and unplayable indie soul-searcher.
- Someone who can dredge up an interesting and relevant game, story, mod, interview or opinion all on their lonesome. We’re not prepared to train someone to be a PC gamer: if you’re a console-only veteran who reckons they could probably swing PC if it came to it, that’s not good enough. You have to understand why the PC is The King Of All Platforms, and know how to find and how to write about the games and values which exemplify that.
- Someone who can write exceptionally well, and in a defined voice of their own, but one that at least orbits the general RPS values of wit, opinion, insight and proud subjectivity.
- Someone who’s as comfortable writing long reviews, features, diaries and interviews as they are turning out a high-speed news post that still doesn’t lack in personality.
- Someone we’re 100% comfortable can be professional and personable while representing the site at press or other events.
- Someone we’re going to enjoy talking to and developing ideas with every day.
- Someone who wants to write for RPS specifically, who understands what we are and why we’re like it.
- Someone from anywhere in the world and from any walk of life, as long as you can play PC games, be online every day and are a great writer.
- Someone at least 18 years old.
What we would ideally want but are prepared to be flexible on:
- Someone based in or close to somewhere that games events/creators are often found – e.g. London, San Francisco, New York… Smaller games journalism hubs such as Brighton and Bath are also good, if slightly less so.
- Someone fully prepared to travel internationally, often short notice and for as much as a week at a time.
- Someone who’ll sound and look presentable on podcasts, in photos or even on camera.
- Someone with a nice, fat games industry contacts book.
What we don’t want:
- Someone we have to tell what to do all the time.
- Someone whose copy needs to be heavily edited and proof-read.
- Someone who’s just an okay writer.
- Someone who doesn’t give a crap about indie and mods and free to play MMOs, or doesn’t know why it’s annoying when a game won’t let you rebind controls.
- Someone who thinks RPS is just a stepping stone into games journalism, or just an available way out of their current big publisher drudgery.
- Someone who thinks this will lead to management or enormous power. This is a position for writers, on a site that respects and wants to nurture writers, rather than drive them into other disciplines so we can then go exploit younger, cheaper writers’ enthusiasm.
What we’re offering:
- The exact nature, size and pay of the role is not yet set – it’s all going to depend on the person or persons we select. The pay – and this is a paid gig – will nevertheless appropriate to the role you are selected for. You’re probably not going to be driving a neon Lambourghini any time soon, but increased rewards will come from increase site traffic.
- Semi-flexible hours, and all of them worked from home.
- Relative freedom to play and write what you yourself deem to be interesting, entertaining or important, so long as you’re good.
- Our eternal love.
How to apply:
Email thebestjobyouwilleverhave@rockpapershotgun.com with all of but only these things: a brief CV/résumé, a 500-word writing sample specifically penned for RPS and a few links to further games-related writing of assorted lengths.
You should do this soon. But definitely before Wednesday, July 13 2011.
Please note: due to the volume of applications we’re not able to enter into correspondence with unsure respondents at this initial stage. If you think this is for you, apply.
Good luck. Be good.




29/06/2011 at 15:02 billyblaze says:
first gets the job!
29/06/2011 at 15:08 Bob Loblaw says:
RAUS!
29/06/2011 at 15:55 Temple says:
I think it’s a set up and they already plan to re-hire Keeron Gillion
29/06/2011 at 16:24 Mattressi says:
I thought Keyring Gallon ascended? Still, I had imagined that he’d briefly descend to knight the new writer – and if that’s possible, perhaps it’s possible for him to permanently descend and continue as the undead king of Castle Shotgun?
29/06/2011 at 17:25 der jester says:
Don’t be silly, Karen Gillen is on Doctor Who now.
29/06/2011 at 17:50 crainey92 says:
Game over people Mattressi here has all the qualities required for the job.
29/06/2011 at 22:44 jonfitt says:
Kim-Jong Gill Ham, who’s that?
30/06/2011 at 14:33 d34thly says:
I was going to apply, but then thought I better not realizing that no amount of comradeship or money could get me to play all the way through most of the games released in 2011(the year of disappointment). So far this year I’ve purchased Bulletstorm, Homefront, Crysis2, Alice Returns, Duke Nukem Forever, Section8, Brink and Portal2 (8 games for $405), and none of them, except Portal2, are compelling enough to even entice me to play through once even after rationalizing having spent my hard earned money on them. If RPS needs an unpolished, honest, pwnagemaster who will only play through and review games that have some actual fun component somewhere in them, then I d34thly@gmail.com am the best that RPS can hope to get (the best pwnagemaster not the best writer obviously). I hope whomever RPS deems worthy to enlist is at least very honest and finally does unadulterated reviews instead of always trying to be so positive like RPS did with Duke Nukem Forever. BTW: Duke Nukem Forever is a flaming pile of dogshit <–that should be the review heading and summary all in one right there.
29/06/2011 at 15:02 Meat Circus says:
Pay: Biscuits.
Uniform: Clogs and a car coat.
MUST HAVE OWN SHOVEL.
30/06/2011 at 14:44 Dances to Podcasts says:
I was disappointed to find that a car coat is not a coat that camouflages you as a car when on all fours.
29/06/2011 at 15:02 Saul says:
Ah. Hmm. Will have to go for this. Expect incoming.
29/06/2011 at 15:03 Kdansky says:
How can anyone hope to measure up to the glory that is RPS writing? Inconceivable!
29/06/2011 at 15:03 Meat Circus says:
It’s dead man’s shoes day in Castle Shotgun. One of the hive mind will wake up tomorrow with a P45. But WHICH ONE?
29/06/2011 at 15:18 McDan says:
They’ll wake up in the dungeons, with a p45 if lucky for use as loo paper.
29/06/2011 at 15:32 Dlarit says:
Dont worry noone is leaving, the new writer will get payed from the Nanotransaction fund
29/06/2011 at 17:27 Vagrant says:
No, it’s like Battle Royale in reverse. Instead of last man standing, it’s first man out loses his job. Also, dies horribly.
29/06/2011 at 22:41 jonfitt says:
What Vagrant said. All of them will wake up to find a P90 and a piece of paper saying: Dead men don’t need jobs.
Game on!
29/06/2011 at 15:06 brog says:
Good luck guys, hope you find someone amazing!
29/06/2011 at 15:06 Quasar says:
Wanted: Someone to review games with me. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
29/06/2011 at 15:30 The Colonel says:
I’m in!
29/06/2011 at 15:33 Teddy Leach says:
Me too! Do we get uniforms?
29/06/2011 at 15:35 McDan says:
Can there be 4 of us? Like a very poorly paid but matching dress gaming journalism hit squad?
29/06/2011 at 15:42 The Colonel says:
Oh wait you said “review games”. I thought you said “review james”. Could we be a three-part games journalism and one-part old madchester pop-rockers journalism troupe?
29/06/2011 at 15:45 Teddy Leach says:
You realise that that sounds absolutely amazing? You do realise that?
A note of seriousness: If anyone with less standards than RPS would like me to write on their site, give me a shout/email.
29/06/2011 at 15:47 The Colonel says:
Looks like James are playing the Albert Hall in November. Looks like it’s also £60+. Any chance I can put that one down on expenses?
29/06/2011 at 16:04 Quasar says:
Only if you ask them about their graphics, gameplay and multiplayer.
29/06/2011 at 16:17 Teddy Leach says:
Their graphics and gameplay are average. Their multiplayer is also average, but you have to pay a fee for it.
29/06/2011 at 16:32 tomeoftom says:
Shottie! on the Journotank.
29/06/2011 at 17:09 The Colonel says:
Are you actually looking for someone to write reviews with ya?
29/06/2011 at 17:17 McDan says:
It’s a gaming hit squad! We go around beating up games developers until they explode like pinata with unforseen details about games.
29/06/2011 at 17:37 The Colonel says:
What would make it more interesting is if we beat up the devs in particular ways inspired by the games we want to know about. Hitman: Subtitle would be an obvious start.
29/06/2011 at 17:39 The Colonel says:
From your blogs I notice that Qasar and Teddy both have recent blog posts entitled “I’m not dead”. Some kind of sinister synchrony?
29/06/2011 at 20:09 Surgeon says:
You forgot to mention the bits about going back in time and having to bring your own weapons.
29/06/2011 at 22:46 Teddy Leach says:
We’re obviously the same person. OBVIOUSLY.
I would just like to reiterate that I’m totally up to running a blog with someone/someones. I am indeed not dead.
29/06/2011 at 23:29 PiP999 says:
Yeah I’d like to join in on the fun too, just created an account to say that :P
30/06/2011 at 00:30 The Colonel says:
I’m now very drunk but email me about starting up this writing group: samuel.garrett@gmail.com
30/06/2011 at 09:56 McDan says:
And also me: danpl@hotmail.co.uk
29/06/2011 at 15:06 MonkeyMonster says:
does this mean the hivemind glass jars need a washout and put into bigger ones with the brains all floating in the bath for a few hours?
yikes!
29/06/2011 at 15:09 Teddy Leach says:
I am far too amateur, tired, and incapable of travelling without several months of preparation. I am almost certainly neither witty enough, nor a good enough writer. But I wish good luck to all who apply!
29/06/2011 at 15:10 Bobzer says:
I would love to but I’m too afraid.
WHO IS WORTHY!?
29/06/2011 at 15:10 Springy says:
Job adverts such as these cause me to daydream in an unhealthy and thoroughly unproductive manner.
29/06/2011 at 15:10 MartinNr5 says:
“the four founders of RPS are the only people who say what does and doesn’t go.”
Aww, poor Quinns. :(
29/06/2011 at 15:10 blind_boy_grunt says:
figured that “smee” guy wouldn’t work out. What did he do? Drunk on the job, hit on your girlfriends?
(kidding, of course)
29/06/2011 at 15:11 Jacques says:
So you don’t want an SEO guy then? :(
29/06/2011 at 15:11 mickygor says:
Ah man… I wish I had what it takes to apply for this. I just don’t have any material yet :( I think I might get into video game reviews in case this opportunity pops up again in future!
29/06/2011 at 15:11 c-Row says:
With your recent movement to the free-to-read service, you certainly need an accountant to keep track of all the nanopayments for sure.
29/06/2011 at 15:12 TacKLed says:
I want to apply but I am 17 and can’t leave to gaming events. Well, now this sucks.
29/06/2011 at 15:12 Rii says:
I always assumed you folks were grown in a lab or something.
29/06/2011 at 15:14 Teddy Leach says:
Obviously, they kill the original and then clone him or her.
29/06/2011 at 15:12 Wizardry says:
Before reading this article, you should hire me so that I can spread my hatred to a larger audience. After reading the article, I am NOT the kind of guy you are looking for. Good luck!
29/06/2011 at 15:12 Monchberter says:
I would go for this, but I scored 99% on the curmudgeon scale.
However, I am rather handsome and can write. I’ve put the odd hour (literally) in at PC Zone, I’ve run a gaming community. Blah. Blah. Blah.
29/06/2011 at 15:12 Duke of Chutney says:
“Someone who thinks this will lead to
management orenormous power”well that rules me out
29/06/2011 at 15:13 BrainCandy_Yshaana says:
If I wasn’t busy making games I would almost be tempted !
29/06/2011 at 15:14 Metonymy says:
If you’re looking for someone who is consistently negative and presumptuous, stop kidding yourself, I would never work for a small time rag like this one.
29/06/2011 at 15:14 Uglycat says:
Winner should get the entire TF2 hat inventory as starting bonus.
29/06/2011 at 15:15 Jon says:
Is there a closing date on this?
29/06/2011 at 15:24 BebopBraunbaer says:
+1
29/06/2011 at 15:28 Protagoras says:
“Wednesday, July 13 2011″
29/06/2011 at 15:30 Teddy Leach says:
Let’s be honest, if you didn’t see that, that’s probably not the best sign.
29/06/2011 at 15:37 fallingmagpie says:
Being able to read all of the job description was an implicit requirement, I think.
29/06/2011 at 15:38 Protagoras says:
Reading really fast while not paying attention is one of the building blocks in the pillar that is journalism. Additionally, if they have a tendency to: A. disregard hard facts and b. go on childish tantrums, they might just have the making of excellent people-who-do-stuff-in-media.
I mean, that’s the hiring criteria for Fox news, is it not?
29/06/2011 at 15:49 Rinox says:
Best illustration of that statement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8bc_ZyORbM
The best part is where he says people do statistics differently in the Netherlands.
29/06/2011 at 15:57 Jon says:
Someone edited that in!
At least I hope they did… Maybe I need my eyes checking.
29/06/2011 at 15:16 McDan says:
As long as this isn’t a subtle hint that someon will be leaving soon I’m happy to try for this, and horribly fail. Back to the workhouse for me.
29/06/2011 at 17:59 Meat Circus says:
Why not stop this ridiculous charade and give the job to Tei already?
29/06/2011 at 18:08 Temple says:
Worried Tei has a real life or something. Barely posts these days. Or maybe its like the RPS features and he just gets lost in the mix with so many more posters.
29/06/2011 at 19:32 Man Raised by Puffins says:
He’s been making a nuisance of himself over at QT3 for a while now, if you wish to sample more of his sage wisdom.
29/06/2011 at 21:33 Kadayi says:
No one is leaving, it’s more a case of people having commitments to other things and the Hivemind deciding that some more hands wouldn’t be a bad idea, as I understand it.
30/06/2011 at 00:52 Jake says:
+1 Please hire Tei.
30/06/2011 at 11:58 WildcardUK says:
I read that as ‘back to the whorehouse for me’. Tough break dude.
29/06/2011 at 15:17 Atic Atac says:
Get someone to cover *gasp* consoles?
29/06/2011 at 15:36 Hoaxfish says:
Why?! Hell, why not ask for someone to cover completely unrelated Japanese news?
29/06/2011 at 15:48 Nick says:
If you want console coverage, try the rest of the internet.
29/06/2011 at 15:54 blind_boy_grunt says:
I first read it like that:
“Why? Hell, that would be like the news covering completely unrelated stuff that happens in japan”
And i second the console news. Not like news news but a weekly article what’s hip and happening in the console/other gaming apparati world. Like cardboard children. I don’t even own a console, still it would be nice to know what happens outside my little bubble but i don’t want to have to read through all the usual crap to get to the good stuff.
29/06/2011 at 16:15 Teddy Leach says:
PC Gaming site. PC Gaming. PC. Pee See. PEE SEE.
29/06/2011 at 16:19 Kaira- says:
Are board games PC games?
What if PC was made of cardboard, would it be both board game and a PC game?
29/06/2011 at 16:21 Teddy Leach says:
Oh. Er. That’s… That’s a group hallucination.
29/06/2011 at 15:19 Kieron Gillen says:
Gizzusajob!
KG
29/06/2011 at 15:33 brog says:
sorry, denied – no commitment!
29/06/2011 at 15:41 Baboonanza says:
They’re looking for the NEW Kieron Gillen, not the OLD Kieron Gillen!
29/06/2011 at 15:51 Alec Meer says:
Hmm. Who have you worked for?
29/06/2011 at 16:07 Teddy Leach says:
More to the point, who are you working for? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!
29/06/2011 at 16:50 Malibu Stacey says:
Isn’t the young whipper snapper with the distinct lack of Iron meant to be the new Kerion?
29/06/2011 at 16:51 Vinraith says:
Hmm. You know, I like the cut of this Kieron Gillen fellow’s jib, I think you should give him a shot.
29/06/2011 at 21:34 Kadayi says:
I want to know his stance on Deus Ex firstly ;)
29/06/2011 at 15:19 mcwill says:
I’d apply, but I’m afraid I’m just an okay writer who would see this as a stepping stone to ENORMOUS POWER.
Also I’d just spend every single article ranting about the XCOM remake and how the “social games revolution” is just bollocks and it’d get really tedious really quickly.
29/06/2011 at 15:23 mcwill says:
And when I say “ENORMOUS POWER” I really mean ENORMOUS. Huge and throbbing and intimidating in its enormity.
Also, unless I’m very much mistaken, RPS is a sausagefest at the moment. Ideally you need a lady with awesome writing skills and a taste for endless updates about Minecraft. Hmm, I should probably spread the word.
29/06/2011 at 15:45 The Colonel says:
Oooh yes hire a woman!
30/06/2011 at 06:00 Dao Jones says:
Leigh Alexander, please! <3
30/06/2011 at 16:30 Dances to Podcasts says:
Noooo! Ellie Gibson!
29/06/2011 at 15:19 Timmeister says:
If only i weren’t so young. Sometimes i do wonder how my life would be different if i didn’t choose to follow a life of science.
29/06/2011 at 15:19 tripwired says:
The quality of writing on RPS is exceptional, to the point where all other PC gaming sites I used to read now seem rather generic and lifeless. I pretty much only read RPS now.
Genuinely interested to see if someone suitable does come forward, they will have a lot to live up to!
29/06/2011 at 15:19 Antsy says:
I AR RITER!
29/06/2011 at 15:51 John Walker says:
You start Monday.
29/06/2011 at 16:01 Temple says:
He is excessively verbose.
“I R RITER!” gets the point across with one less letter.
29/06/2011 at 16:28 sinister agent says:
I will be genuinely disappointed now if this isn’t the winner.
29/06/2011 at 23:51 Ergates_Antius says:
Pay is 1 sandvitch
29/06/2011 at 15:22 MadTinkerer says:
Current day job (actually a night job) prevents traveling at-will. Trips planned a couple months in advance are okay. Assuming air fare, hotel, and other reasonable travel expenses are covered, it’s very okay.
Also, I live in New Jersey, the point on Earth farthest away from all game studios.
But other than that, I’m ready!
29/06/2011 at 15:22 Dusk says:
I have a) played conputer games for over 10 years and
b) used Microsoft office for over 10 years and
c) excellent grammar.
d) not american
Please send cheque directly.
29/06/2011 at 15:32 Teddy Leach says:
“I have not American” is not good grammar. AWAY WITH YOU!
29/06/2011 at 16:37 tstapp1026 says:
HA!
I actually “snorted” out loud at the 1st comment.
I have not good grammar.
I can has American?
I have can hired?
30/06/2011 at 08:53 -Spooky- says:
Made my day. :)
29/06/2011 at 15:22 zipdrive says:
My heart is actually pounding a sort of a half African beat – half popcorn popping and so loud I’m sure everyone can hear.
SO WHAT if I totally fall into the “only an OK writer” group.
SO WHAT if I live as far from a game development hub as possible while still living in a place most people understand English.
SO WHAT if I’m so intimidated by the writing prowess of RPS my hands are starting to shake on the kybeoarrrd.
Fuck it, I’m gonna try. Start preparing the ornithopter, men..yes, and the crash-resistant pillows…yes, and the fire retardant smocks, because I’m going to try and FLY!
29/06/2011 at 15:46 sebmojo says:
We’re the world’s best PC games blog, silly. We draw 1.3 million unique users a month from a site we’ve built up ourselves over four years, and one that’s still written from our bedrooms. We’re beholden to no man, woman, publisher, manager or squid-eyed horror-freak from the 48th dimension – the four founders of RPS are the only people who say what does and doesn’t go. We might write plenty about mainstream games, but we have as independent a spirit as they come. So, if you’re a company (wo)man who likes to toe the line and write professional but personality-free copy, you’re absolutely no good to us. It doesn’t matter how experienced you are.
This made my heart beat an extra special beat of love.
Never change, my geeky gentlemen friends.
30/06/2011 at 02:42 Eukatheude says:
You pretty much summed up my thoughts. Think i’m gonna try, even if i think i don’t have the slightest chance.
29/06/2011 at 15:23 seventil says:
Best of luck to all that apply!
29/06/2011 at 15:24 Skusey says:
I thought you just grew journalists in your allotment.
29/06/2011 at 15:25 Schaulustiger says:
Could someone please get Tom Francis to apply? Pretty, pretty, pretty pleeease? I don’t want anyone else :(
29/06/2011 at 15:48 Gap Gen says:
Poaching all the PCG writers one by one is actually a splendid idea.
29/06/2011 at 15:51 Jams O'Donnell says:
Yes, it’s actually a splendid idea.
29/06/2011 at 15:55 Gar says:
I enjoy his articles as well; He is pretty much the only entertaining games writer outside of this site IMHO (that I have come across).
29/06/2011 at 16:17 radomaj says:
+1
29/06/2011 at 16:19 Mr Pink says:
Yes, Francis is the only games writer I know who is worthy of joining the hivemind.
29/06/2011 at 22:58 James G says:
I was going to ask the same thing. Francis would be cool, or Cobbett. Don’t suppose that Gillen bloke has grown tired of comics and wants to try his hand at games journalism for a change?
29/06/2011 at 23:56 Ergates_Antius says:
Maybe they want to nurture new talent rather than just move around existing talent.
30/06/2011 at 08:35 Tunips says:
I treat his blog and PCGamer articles as the RPS annex anyway. Bring him indoors, please.
29/06/2011 at 15:26 Tony M says:
So you should probably just take the best applicant, but if you’re on the fence choosing between them, it sure would be nice to have a female voice on RPS.
29/06/2011 at 16:02 Jesse L says:
I have to agree. But reluctantly, because I want to apply and I’m not a woman.
…YET!
I might be willing to give up my gender if it meant I could write for RPS. Then I could Wot I Think from both sides of the gender divide, like a modern day games-blogging Tiresias. Clearly that is what this site, not to mention the world, needs.
29/06/2011 at 16:13 Temple says:
The dumb thing is I don’t know why I agree so much.
I shall have to quote someone who graced these very halls with his writing talents
“I am mercurial. Also, an idiot” -Kieron Gillen
As:
I would like a female writer/perspective but would not want her to write from a female writer/perspective.
So what am I asking for??!?!?!?
And The RPS writers (is it wrong that I think of the commentariat as the hivemind? I need reprogramming I think) have displayed time and again that they are smart enough to write interestingly on pretty much all topics.
And don’t want RPS to become a Leigh Alexander website.
And yet… I guess there is a belief within me somewhere that there would be a different slant because of the different background. Simply because there has to be? Upbringing shapes you etc?
Maybe Quinns should be dressed in ladies clothes (more often than he already is) as the new boy and made to write on the softer feminine side of things. But that is John’s job.
Hey, I know what I want. I want a good writer. There I feel better about it now.
29/06/2011 at 16:41 tstapp1026 says:
@Temple
Admit it, you just want B( o Y o )Bs.
(Ugh, it hurt to write that. Be gentle with the retort)
29/06/2011 at 16:47 Spinks says:
“I would like a female writer/perspective but would not want her to write from a female writer/perspective.
So what am I asking for??!?!?!?”
You can’t handle the truth.
29/06/2011 at 18:04 Temple says:
@tstapp1026 And what makes you think I don’t have boobs? Man-boobs for shure, but still boobs.
OR
I have some boobs, and until they catch me I’ll keep them
30/06/2011 at 17:16 Dances to Podcasts says:
If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking, I think what you’re thinking is you want a female writer who isn’t ‘look at me, I’m a woman!’ about everything. I think.
29/06/2011 at 15:26 sinister agent says:
I like the graphic it is good and the gameplay is very good and it has good sound the sound is very good
73%
I will accept a cheque.
29/06/2011 at 15:27 mcwill says:
BEST REPLY. 10/10
29/06/2011 at 15:34 Teddy Leach says:
I like this comment it is good and the reading is very good and it has good text the text is very good.
73%
29/06/2011 at 15:38 McDan says:
Good good good good. A good 73%
29/06/2011 at 16:18 westyfield says:
Good. Good%
30/06/2011 at 02:45 Eukatheude says:
Bam. (“very good”)
30/06/2011 at 06:09 MrEvilGuy says:
sounds like IGN
30/06/2011 at 11:06 Edgar the Peaceful says:
It’s nice rather than good
29/06/2011 at 15:28 NukeLord says:
I’ve heard Karen Gillan is the best games journalist there is, you should get her.
29/06/2011 at 15:31 Protagoras says:
Wouldn’t it be great if this was their sorta awkward way of reintroducing KG? My god, superexictedomg!
29/06/2011 at 15:32 Rinox says:
If only Karen Gillan would be applying. Kieron Gillen would be ok too, though. If he grew some long red locks.
29/06/2011 at 15:39 McDan says:
If she did get the job she would probably have to adhere to one of KG’s favourite ways of gaming journalism: naked gaming journalism.
I’ll leave that thought with you there.
29/06/2011 at 16:01 Protagoras says:
I have never been so turned on whilst being so very disgusted…
Let me paint you a mental picture:
KG
Hairy
36D breasts
Naked
Playing Frozen Synapse
R34?
29/06/2011 at 17:08 Rinox says:
But does he have long red hair? Body hair?
29/06/2011 at 18:18 Protagoras says:
It’s all about the gingerbeard man.
Also, big curly red hairs around his body.
Also, hair like that girl from breakfast club. Not really long, but oh so sexy on a mug like his.
29/06/2011 at 19:09 ColOfNature says:
Ook?
29/06/2011 at 15:32 Inigo says:
Oh my aching sides.
29/06/2011 at 15:41 sinister agent says:
I have one of those!
30/06/2011 at 17:23 Dances to Podcasts says:
What about the puns? They forgot the puns!
29/06/2011 at 15:32 Spinks says:
Bribe the kiasa team to do it.
29/06/2011 at 15:33 Raziel_aXd says:
Man, this job advert sounds so… corporatist. These always scare me. I’ll probably try and surely fail, but at least at some point I might write for RPS. Also, how much of a day do you guys “work” for RPS?
29/06/2011 at 15:34 coffeetable says:
> one that’s still written from our bedrooms
You mean… there is no RPS office? It’s all been a lie?
29/06/2011 at 15:37 Kieron Gillen says:
An office is a state of mind.
KG
29/06/2011 at 15:38 Raziel_aXd says:
A dirty one probably, with views of the sidewalk and cheap whores.
29/06/2011 at 15:49 Gap Gen says:
“An office is a state of mind” is so true. I sat on the sofa working all yesterday, and now I’m in the office commenting on RPS. Ahem.
29/06/2011 at 15:54 John Walker says:
Our bedrooms in the castle, silly!
29/06/2011 at 19:30 Daiv says:
You think so three-dimensionally.
In four-dimensional space folded through five dimensions all the bedrooms are separated by a membrane roughly the thickness of a proton. Opening any of the bedroom doors from the outside performs a complex topological transformation which inverts only one of the bedrooms. Indeed, topologically speaking it can be said that the act of twisting the handle actually turns the relevant bedroom inside-out.
29/06/2011 at 15:34 oceanclub says:
I say we sabotage Kieron Gillen’s comics career and force him back. We could start a “Thor is a Paedo” meme.
P.
29/06/2011 at 21:07 iainl says:
No no no. Torchwood is Russell T. Davies, not Steven Moffat.
29/06/2011 at 15:36 Gundrea says:
I’m tempted to apply but RPS is competition to my blog or would be if I ever actually wrote about games and/or had an audience.
29/06/2011 at 15:38 matty_gibbon says:
Umm. I got a letter printed in Edge once.
29/06/2011 at 15:40 McDan says:
Hire this man immediately.
29/06/2011 at 16:10 matty_gibbon says:
The trouble is I get all my PC gaming news from RPS, so what would I write about?
That is the only problem obviously, as in all other respects I AM PERFECT!
29/06/2011 at 16:17 McDan says:
That is exactly my problem.
29/06/2011 at 15:45 ColOfNature says:
Recruiting, when John clearly has way too much time on his hands, judging by his last post, and you yourself, Mr So-Called-Magical Meer are obviously not unacquainted with the delights of the lacuna. Get back to work, ye swabs! The four founders of RPS (and Quinns) are the only squid-eyed horror-freaks from the 48th dimension we need around here – the “Smee”/”Caldwell” scam having been uncovered through the tireless efforts of a commenter yesterday!
It’s the NanoTransactions, isn’t it? Suddenly you’re rolling in money and you’re feeling unaccustomedly profligate. Well, on your own heads be it.
29/06/2011 at 16:22 Oozo says:
That guy who uncovered the ruthless “Smee”/”Caldwell” scam? That was me.
I can out-investigate John Walker any time! …feel free to hire me. If you can afford my services, that is.
29/06/2011 at 18:42 Andrew Smee says:
I’M A REAL PERSON
29/06/2011 at 19:04 McDan says:
Don’t listen to it, everyone knows it’s some kind of simple robot AI the hivemind made to get a few days off.
30/06/2011 at 00:49 Jake says:
Hmm, Andrew Smee looks like an obvious anagram. Probably for ‘Menswear Ed’? We know anyone who goes by Menswear Ed?
29/06/2011 at 15:45 Alexander Norris says:
Get Brendan, he’s pretty good (although don’t get him if you’re ever going to call him “Brendy” again. Brendy is a rubbish thing. It’s not even cool. Quinns is a cool nickname).
Also, cover mods, you bloody sods.
29/06/2011 at 15:46 Jim Rossignol says:
Brendy signs himself as Brendy.
29/06/2011 at 15:48 Jams O'Donnell says:
Then Brendy is not cool, obviously.
29/06/2011 at 15:57 Shakermaker says:
I second this. I really like Brendan’s style of writing.
Dan Rastapopoulos is also very good btw.
29/06/2011 at 16:06 Brendy_C says:
Aw, ta muchly. I am, however, devastated to discover that my nickname is not cool :(
BrendyBrendan29/06/2011 at 16:14 westyfield says:
What do you know of names, Jom? You can’t even spell your own!
29/06/2011 at 17:29 Alexander Norris says:
Jim: I know. I was suggesting you stop him from doing that kind of nonsense.
Brendan: I have told you this multiple times. I’ve also told Steve to tell you, but he’s worthless and scum and probably didn’t. :D
29/06/2011 at 15:46 Scatterbrainpaul says:
Important questions below
Holiday Pay?
Sick Pay?
Maternity/Paternity pay?
Company Car?
Share options?
Gym Membership?
29/06/2011 at 15:46 BurningPet says:
bring richard aboard please.!
,!
29/06/2011 at 17:34 Vandelay says:
Yes. Bring me on board.
You can even use this guy as a reference.
29/06/2011 at 15:47 Jams O'Donnell says:
Go headhunt Leigh Alexander. An American correspondent would be useful I expect, and she can write!
29/06/2011 at 16:34 Oozo says:
Would make sense – she lately quit her job as news editor on Gamasutra to do more freelance work. And she certainly sounds presentable in podcasts (the one with Kieron and gin – precious memories.)
But… can she talk to the monsters?
29/06/2011 at 16:55 Malibu Stacey says:
Thoroughly second/third this. Not because she’s female (although the perspective would be a nice change) but because she writes pretty good stuff & gets linked from these pages a hell of a lot on Eurogamer & her own blog.
29/06/2011 at 19:40 Hmm-Hmm. says:
Hah.. as if the fearsome foursome can afford her wages!
Okay, seriously, she would be a great addition to the team.
29/06/2011 at 15:47 sinister agent says:
I quit my job specifically because I knew this day would come. “You’re mad”, they said, “you can’t give up everything we’ve worked for!” they cried, “get out of my kitchen,” they gesticulated, inadvertantly embedding a paring knife in the wall behind me. But here I stand, my clothes long and unruly, my beard faded and worn, and my spirit ready.
Yes.
So do you guys do PS3, or what?
29/06/2011 at 15:49 torchedEARTH says:
Perhaps candidates could write an article each (around the same topic) and we, the adoring fans, could vote for the best one and thereby ensuring we get to crush the other writer’s dreams?
29/06/2011 at 15:50 Pnikosis says:
I am the guy you need! Seriously! I guess there are no language restrictions, so no English required, right? I have one request, though: Before you hire me, you must rename the blog to “Piedra, Papel, Escopeta”
29/06/2011 at 17:19 kenoxite says:
PPE: Piedra, Papel, Escopeta.
Con Juan Caminante, Jaimito Ruiseñor, Quintín Herrero y Alejo Mir.
(Y sin Kierón Agallén)
29/06/2011 at 15:51 Kaira- says:
Let’s see.
I can write.
I can tell jokes.
They are very bad.
Indeed,
a best job I can dream for,
not a job for a bad jokester,
indeed.
29/06/2011 at 16:09 McDan says:
I didn’t think you’d be the right person for the job then, but you managed to put “indeed” in there twice in one haiku. Hire this person.
29/06/2011 at 15:51 Inigo says:
I remain unconvinced that RPS consists of anyone other than a filth-caked, basement-dwelling John and several hand puppets.
29/06/2011 at 16:23 sinister agent says:
I think you’ll find they are called “digital enactment officers”.
29/06/2011 at 16:38 Temple says:
@ Sinister -thank you for that. I was in the fortunate position of having placed my drinking receptacle back upon my desk before reading your comment, otherwise, well, there would have been lots of spillage all over my keyboard.
29/06/2011 at 21:48 Kadayi says:
That is both a disturbing but highly amusing mental picture for sure. I’m glad I put my cup of tea down before getting to that one as well.
29/06/2011 at 15:53 Dionysus says:
I’m not going to apply (I’m a physicist/engineer so my writing may well induce comas), but I have a question. Well, a few, but they’re all connected and lashed together into one paragraph.
Since this is a “work from home” deal, how will the employment status and taxes work? Assuming the person is not from the UK (and perhaps EU): Will they have to get a work visa for the UK and pay UK taxes (and any required home taxes)? Will they be employed in their home country, where RPS might have to abide local employment requirements (like paying into pensions etc.)?
Er… unless this is all under the table hush-hush, wink-wink. I’m not privy to the tenuous idea of an at-home writing job based in a far off land.
29/06/2011 at 15:57 Gundrea says:
Details, details. What RPS are doing is essentially an open casting call. They’ll do the audition first and worry about the paperwork if they find someone worth doing.
29/06/2011 at 16:23 Temple says:
They’ll hire someone to deal with the paperwork.
29/06/2011 at 16:41 0p8 says:
it’ll be feelance writer, so its self employed status. (declare your earnings and pay your native countrys taxes)
29/06/2011 at 19:17 Dionysus says:
Yeah, the self-employed angle makes sense. No need of benefits and the likes.
And clearly they are after-interview details, but, well, gosh darn it, I’m just curious.
29/06/2011 at 15:55 Flappybat says:
This hiring is discriminatory, I only review games through interpretive dance.
29/06/2011 at 17:24 torchedEARTH says:
They said no console gaming!
Oh wait, sorry, I read that too quickly.
I thought you said you only play games through interpretive dance.
29/06/2011 at 15:57 Vinraith says:
So is someone leaving or are you just expanding? Does that mean even more articles in a day? You’re going to have to reformat the site, a given day’s writings spill over on to the second page already!
29/06/2011 at 16:30 sinister agent says:
I heard that they’re introducing a levelling system to the readership. Want the latest news? Best go back and grind some more August 2009 articles, son.
29/06/2011 at 17:02 tstapp1026 says:
I love you sinister. I want you to have my babies.
No seriously, I’ll make them and give them to you.
No strings attached. Well… unless I forget to cut the cord.
<3
29/06/2011 at 17:36 sinister agent says:
I’ve asked you to stop doing this, mum.
29/06/2011 at 15:57 Vague-rant says:
Good luck all who enter.
Having read the criteria, I’ve automatically ruled myself out. Also, a complete lack of back catalogue of writing definitely means I’m out.
29/06/2011 at 15:58 DeathHamsterDude says:
Ah! Damn. I’m pretty confident my wit and literary-skills are up to scratch, but I live in Ireland, and I’m not sure I could dedicate myself entirely to something as important as RPS at this stage in my life. I might have to wait until the next (never?) recruiting drive. ;(
Oh well.
29/06/2011 at 16:14 Deano2099 says:
Sometimes in life, you kind of just have to go for it.
29/06/2011 at 16:32 sinister agent says:
Agreed. Go for it. I wasn’t ready for the best job I ever did until I started doing it. Apply anyway!
29/06/2011 at 17:19 DeathHamsterDude says:
D’aww! People are nice!
Hmm. Well, I’ll have to think about it. I was planning to move to London in a year or two anyway . . . time for some RUMINATING! And also Rum-inating (that pun single-handedly ruined my chances for this job didn’t it?). I ruminate best with rum. It’s my contemplative drink.
29/06/2011 at 16:01 Walsh says:
My greatest writing moment was bending the laws of time, space, and space grammar to double fold the word, fuck, on to itself. It was like splicing the atom, I had literally created the f-bomb. This caused Chet to shut down the Old Man Murray forums.
True story.
Before I come work for you fellows, tell me: Does your book of style require one space or two after a period. If it’s the wrong answer, so help me god….
29/06/2011 at 17:24 Vandelay says:
You, sir, are the one who has failed. It is called a full stop.
29/06/2011 at 18:58 DeathHamsterDude says:
And an ellipsis has three dots, not four.
Shabby wordsmanship Ted, shabby SHABBY wordsmanship! ;)
29/06/2011 at 16:02 Joc says:
Do RPS ever use freelance submissions?
I’d hazard that any answer in the affirmative would invite a biblical tide of pieces by ‘ok writers’ that the RPS collective would most likely prefer to avoid, so I suppose it’s a case of trying to gauge whether the inevitable “No” is strategic or sincere.
I just don’t think I can ever be the man you want me to be, though I’d still like to be a part of your life.
Also sorry if this is specifically answered elsewhere; I did do some rooting around.
29/06/2011 at 16:04 limbclock says:
I can’t seem to send the email to this address. The mailer daemon says that there’s no such reccipient
29/06/2011 at 16:36 sinister agent says:
Have you been to the ISP? If you go to their office, the security guard asks you for chewing gum. If you give him the chewing gum you got from the policeman, he’ll give you a key that’ll let you into the basement. In the basement use the scissors on the broom and the bristles on the janitor – he’ll let you into the office so you can talk to the boss. If you give the boss the gold coin from your dresser, he’ll tell you how to defeat the daemon.
29/06/2011 at 19:57 Nallen says:
@Sinister Agent – You’re winning the comments hands down. I hope you’ve applied.
03/07/2011 at 22:52 sinister agent says:
I just did! Thank you! I am exclaiming a lot because of nerves! Argh!
29/06/2011 at 16:06 Bursar says:
“the four founders of RPS are the only people who say what does and doesn’t go.”
So does this mean Quinns just gets told what to do? Put the kettle on FNG and do what Walker tells you etc etc?
29/06/2011 at 16:13 ColOfNature says:
“…and why aren’t you wearing your uniform? I don’t care if the heels hurt your ankles.”
29/06/2011 at 16:09 Stardog says:
“Someone we’re 100% comfortable can be professional and personable while representing the site at press or other events.”
Damn.
“Someone who’ll sound and look presentable on podcasts, in photos or even on camera.”
Double damn.
29/06/2011 at 16:33 Chap O says:
“Someone who’ll sound and look presentable on podcasts…”
The Electronic Wireless Show is making a proper comeback?
29/06/2011 at 20:09 Afro says:
Smart of RPS to shore up their weaknesses!
29/06/2011 at 16:17 limbclock says:
seriously though, why doesn’t the email address work? the Mailer demon says that “550 550 User does not exist (state 14).”
29/06/2011 at 16:17 tomeoftom says:
Go fetch one of the (actually incredibly funny/insightful) guys from Gaming Daily! Or, yeah, stick with The Brends.
29/06/2011 at 18:14 EGTF says:
I’ll add that anybody who wants to write for us feel free to drop us an email http://www.gamingdaily.co.uk/write-for-us/. We don’t earn anything, neither do we pay anything it’s all about having fun with us and building your own style, plus maybe getting read by guys at PCG/RPS/Edge et cetera.
29/06/2011 at 16:17 westyfield says:
Richard Cobbett or Tom Francis please thank you bye.
29/06/2011 at 20:32 Andy_Panthro says:
An addition of the numeral one for the gentleman known in these parts as Richard Cobbett.
29/06/2011 at 22:19 Kadayi says:
Never trust a man with a beard and side parting.
29/06/2011 at 16:18 roryok says:
… and my axe!
29/06/2011 at 16:49 tstapp1026 says:
Wooooo! You gave me a GREAT idea.
These guys should hire Mandy Morbid of the “I Hit It With My Axe” vlog.
Trust me when I say she has ALL the assets to bring the (gamer) boys to the yard!
29/06/2011 at 16:19 roryok says:
you know, I think they’ve made the comment box font deliberately smaller here to make you feel like your words are not important enough to post.
29/06/2011 at 16:22 tims says:
Hey “writer”, just apply already and stop thinking about it.
29/06/2011 at 16:27 limbclock says:
was able to get the mail through :)
29/06/2011 at 16:28 roryok says:
Like many of you, I feel I’m not funny enough. I think I can write, but I can’t make people cry tears of laughter like an RPS writer should. I also don’t live anywhere remotely civilised, and I’m unwilling to travel internationally, so I won’t get this job.
However, I do enjoy writing, especially about PC games, and entering competitions. so I’m going in.
29/06/2011 at 16:28 ChiefOfBeef says:
“Someone we’re 100% comfortable can be professional and personable while representing the site at press or other events.”
Well that rules me out. Incidentally, if anyone wants to read my blog and give me some feedback that would be great. It’s focused on disability and welfare reform in Britain: http://masondixonautistic.blogspot.com/
29/06/2011 at 16:33 tomeoftom says:
WHAT. That is so perfectly unrelated to games.
29/06/2011 at 16:39 ChiefOfBeef says:
But it’s an example of my writing. I’ve not been doing it long but have been gradually improving.
29/06/2011 at 16:47 Temple says:
And
“I did not go to war and die for a government that believes the poor, sick and disabled are better able to pay for deficits and recessions than the Treasury can. I mean every word of it; I’ve never been to war, let alone died in one. ”
He/She is pretty funny and is something I know nothing about, so I always like to read that.
I don’t read RPS for games news for goodness sake.
29/06/2011 at 16:54 tstapp1026 says:
“Someone we’re 100% comfortable can be professional and personable while representing the site at press or other events.”
Well… that completely rules me out. I enjoy the excessive use of the word “f*ck” in casual conversation. However, I do use it with f*cking couth.
29/06/2011 at 17:05 tomeoftom says:
Haha, that’s pretty excellent actually.
29/06/2011 at 16:32 Frakattack says:
Oh boy, I am an overly avid gamer AND a humor novelist (NOT FAMOUS, DON’T WORRY). This is like my dream job!
29/06/2011 at 16:38 bonjovi says:
damn that’s some person you’re after! but I’m sure there are quite a few of those lurking around :-) can’t wait to read the first post.
29/06/2011 at 16:47 Dominic White says:
I’d love to write for RPS, but unfortunately I’m living in France, and tied down due to family issues, so I wouldn’t be able to travel for proper journalizing. I already write for DIYGamer.com, although I’ve been out of the loop a few weeks due to my PC dying.
Gah. I wish I were eligible for this job. I’d love to make some real money from writing about games. Perhaps even turn it into a full-time career.
29/06/2011 at 17:01 kael13 says:
I would love to, but have no prior experience bar an A-level in English. Don’t you need any general dogs-bodies over at RPS Towers? I can make a mean coffee!
29/06/2011 at 17:11 Malibu Stacey says:
Wait so we’ve already go John, Alec, Jim & young Quintin as the RPS Hivemind quartet.
Andrew Smee & Brendan Caldwell have been mucking in & posting some damn nice writing recently but they’re not being considered for absorbtion into the RPS Hivemind collective? Or have they already been absorbed & the RPS quartet is being expanded to an octet behind the scenes unbeknowst to us mere readers?
Personally I reckon you should ask Leigh Alexander and/or Mr TotalBiscuit to apply.
29/06/2011 at 19:50 Hmm-Hmm. says:
Or maybe Time Stone (or at least more guest appearances if he’s up for it)?
Anyway, it’ll be interesting to see how it’ll turn out. Best of luck to all who apply!
29/06/2011 at 17:11 Pobblepop says:
Sperm sample in the post, let me know if it’s what you’re looking for in a man.
29/06/2011 at 17:12 Limey says:
Enormous power? Management? We all know the real ulterior motive for working at RPS is the chance to pick up women.
29/06/2011 at 17:30 ChiefOfBeef says:
There are no females on the internet. The Gay Girl In Damascus blog proved this conclusively for the last time and there was already a mountain of evidence before that.
I don’t even think the females are aware that their Farmville obsession is web-based or if there even is an internet.
/pours scotch
29/06/2011 at 19:30 McDan says:
This beef fellow is right you know.
/smokes tea and eat pipe
Because I’m hardcore british wot.
29/06/2011 at 17:41 Pijama says:
My application: No gaming catalogue, coming from a non-anglophone culture, no experience with the segment (I do write about politics, sociology and economics though) and on top on that I am on South America.
FUCK YEAH I AM IN AMIRITE
Seriously though, good luck.
29/06/2011 at 17:43 TreeBeard says:
I’m too young to apply by a year, and this saddens me greatly.
29/06/2011 at 17:52 sinister agent says:
Apply anyway, and in a year’s time who knows?
In my experience, enthusiasm trumps a lot of technicalities and official requirements. I’ve got jobs I was two degrees short of qualifying for because I applied in person with a handwritten application. Definitely go for it.
29/06/2011 at 17:51 WMain00 says:
Hummm, i’m tempted to apply, but i’m unsure whether I could fulfill that international thing as i’m extremely short on money. Also after graduating I’m sort of weighing my options trying to consider what I want to do with my life now. :(
29/06/2011 at 18:49 frenz0rz says:
Are… are you ME?
29/06/2011 at 17:52 crainey92 says:
it is but a test, it would be blasphemous to even consider challenging the quality of writing that is Rock Paper Shotgun and to even consider ones self an equal would surely have dire consequences.
29/06/2011 at 18:13 sinister agent says:
Let one hundred flowers bloom and let one hundred schools of thought contend.
29/06/2011 at 18:26 Temple says:
Holy shit Sinister! Damn. Wow. I had a Chinese girlfriend (before it was cool) who basically said you never ever ever speak up and no matter what I never grasped it completely.
Sinister I hope you are going for it. You’ve made me laugh too loud and taught me something in one thread. That’s what I always hope for from RPS.
29/06/2011 at 18:55 jaheira says:
@ sinister agent
Superb commenting skills. Respect.
03/07/2011 at 22:57 sinister agent says:
Cheers! I have now applied, using my hands. It has been a very long time since a job application has made me that nervous. If I get an interview I may end up gnawing my way out of the building in panic.
29/06/2011 at 17:52 Raiyan 1.0 says:
I hear a certain Eric Wolpaw lost his job at Old Man Murray. He’s a pretty good writer, and I’m sure he’ll appreciate this offer since no other site is hiring him.
29/06/2011 at 17:57 Bfox says:
What?
You don’t want someone that “know why it’s annoying when a game won’t let you rebind controls.”?
Sorry, what?
29/06/2011 at 18:03 sinister agent says:
They don’t want:
Someone who doesn’t [give a crap about indie and mods and free to play MMOs or] know why it’s annoying when a game won’t let you rebind controls.
29/06/2011 at 18:16 tstapp1026 says:
For example:
Grab Jamestown on Steam and play it.
Then write about your frustrations.
29/06/2011 at 20:12 Bfox says:
Oh, thanks for clearing that up
30/06/2011 at 17:42 Berzee says:
Comfortable working with double negatives is also a plus. :D
29/06/2011 at 18:01 Engloutie says:
GL to everyone! I’m sure the email address is fitting ;)
29/06/2011 at 18:15 BunnyPuncher says:
IMO what you really really need is a young man with a bushy beard.
On a more serious note: what kind of pre-existing writing are you looking for? Is it games journalism specific or are you interested in anything game related, such as strategy guides?
29/06/2011 at 18:16 Soon says:
You need somebody to write 100% objective reviews. Sometimes Wot I Think is not wot I think at all!
30/06/2011 at 01:03 skinlo says:
I disagree, this is not a review site, at least not in a conventional sense.
30/06/2011 at 14:11 Ergates_Antius says:
Even if 100% objective reviews were possible, they’d be largely meaningless.
29/06/2011 at 18:24 thesundaybest says:
Here’s hoping you decide you want someone part-time as well…
29/06/2011 at 18:27 Skeith says:
Writing about video games is something I’m passionate about but very unqualified to do.
29/06/2011 at 18:38 Fumarole says:
You should hire me. That I live in Silicon Valley and would save you millions of gold pieces on airfare alone justifies this. Just think of all the writing I can do while you Brits are snug in bed. RPS twenty-four hours a day! Dare to dream.
Coincidentally, I also enjoy gaming.
29/06/2011 at 18:42 wiper says:
This attempt to get more copy out is going to backfire horribly, with the RPS chaps spending the rest of their lives trying to read all the applications that are right now heading their way.
I’ll miss you, RPS :(
29/06/2011 at 18:50 mbp says:
Love to see one of the old PCZoners get this. I miss those guys
29/06/2011 at 18:58 Maldomel says:
Well, I certainly don’t have what it takes, but I wish good luck to every person applying for this (amazing) job.
29/06/2011 at 19:02 Wednesday says:
I once got a mention in The Sunday Papers!
Hire me, hire me!
Ha, but, seriously, I was so chuffed by that.
29/06/2011 at 19:02 Phydaux says:
If only I could wriet!
29/06/2011 at 19:06 Drake Sigar says:
The only way I’m getting this job as if all my competition suddenly dies under mysterious circumstances.
29/06/2011 at 19:15 Some_Guy says:
“You have to understand why the PC is The King Of All Platforms, and know how to find and how to write about the games and values which exemplify that.”
This is why i love RPS.
29/06/2011 at 19:21 Lambchops says:
On a side note to RPS expansion I doubt this would be something for your as yet unhired writer but I think it would be rather lovely if you could get a semi-regular blog from a developer on their thoughts on making games or on different aspects of game design and so on. Stuff like that Gamasutra article on level design that was in the Sunday Papers this week. A semi regular column on such things would be really interesting to read.
29/06/2011 at 19:23 Scott says:
cn i rite 4 u? i rite rele gud. i ave even mad a fred on gamespot b4 toking aboot master chef!!!
ere iz an exaemple ov ma werk:
PORTUL REEVUW
LOLOL TEH CAKE IS A LYE LOLOL ITS STELE FUNNI 3 YEERS LATER LOL!
10/10
;D
29/06/2011 at 22:55 Teddy Leach says:
You sound like one of the badfics I routinely spork.
29/06/2011 at 19:23 Man Raised by Puffins says:
Shit. Failed at the first hurdle.
*cries into portfolio of MS Paint scrawls*
29/06/2011 at 19:31 Daiv says:
“We’re beholden to no man, woman, publisher, manager or squid-eyed horror-freak from the 48th dimension”
That’s exactly what someone beholden to a squid-eyed horror-freak from the 48th dimension would say!
29/06/2011 at 19:41 patricio says:
I had a joke published in Your Sinclair once (well, actually, my sister and I sent it in together and they only used her name, but inside I know we came up with it together)
29/06/2011 at 19:44 Man Raised by Puffins says:
Edit: nvm
29/06/2011 at 19:52 Vinraith says:
We demand more Tim Stone!
29/06/2011 at 20:40 Azazel says:
Is getting into RPS a bit like getting into Special Circumstances?
29/06/2011 at 20:44 Hidden_7 says:
I know the post is specifically asking for games journalism, but have you possibly considered terrible fiction? No waitwaitwaitwait, hear me out… it’s SHORT!
I command a high price and I am NOT flexible on this. Make cheques out to cash, thanks.
29/06/2011 at 20:47 Lambchops says:
Please delete, seems that the comment thread took a while to catch up with the comments made!
29/06/2011 at 21:01 KRVeale says:
Augh! Curses!
Thwarted by not meeting several of the key criteria!
I’VE BEEN ROBBED.
(Auckland, New Zealand, is not exactly a game-industry mecca, and New Zealand is in fact In The Middle Of Fucking Nowhere. My main advantage over more sensibly located readers would be updating the site in the middle of the night for the UK without effort. NOT A GOOD SIGN.)
29/06/2011 at 21:18 Gadriel says:
I’d absolutely apply for this as I live near at least one very notable game studio, and know several people there. I’m also a writer. What I lack is a portfolio of games-related stuff that I’ve written that’s on the interwebs.
29/06/2011 at 21:30 Wixard says:
I’m certain the topic said Attenion: Whores instead of Attention: Writers for a split second.
Impossible you say? Perhaps.
29/06/2011 at 21:39 iainl says:
Give Lewie More Money.
29/06/2011 at 21:43 Kakrafoon says:
Just order another clone of Tim Stone from the grognard factory. Failing that, see if you can snap up Christian Schmidt, he just resigned his post as deputy editor-in-chief at Germany’s biggest print magazine GameStar – rumour has it that he couldn’t live with the mag becoming thinner and thinner…
By the way, he’s the guy with the Earth Elementals from the funny Heroes VI video – you remember, the one where he only had the publisher’s footage to work with, wanted to explain some of the new features of the game and all the footage contained was multiple fights against those stupid Earth Elementals. I think it was on RPS a couple of months back…
29/06/2011 at 21:45 BrokenSymmetry says:
Please hire Leigh Alexander.
29/06/2011 at 22:47 arghstupid says:
I’m illiterate but I can copy and paste from press releases.
30/06/2011 at 18:15 sinister agent says:
Sounds like you’re a bit overqualified. Where do you see yourself in five years?
30/06/2011 at 23:03 arghstupid says:
Copying and pasting for the weekend supplements of a popular broadsheet newspaper. Also following celebrities on Twitter.
29/06/2011 at 23:22 reticulate says:
Six pages of comments, eh?
You chaps are in for it, I’d wager.
29/06/2011 at 23:40 BaronVonsnakPak says:
How about an American?
i can help you guys save on your monthly vowel budget.
30/06/2011 at 00:06 Ergates_Antius says:
I’m just about the worst writer in the world. How much will you pay me not to work for you?
30/06/2011 at 00:48 Deano2099 says:
Just worth saying… I had the same reaction as a few people on here “this would be great but…” – then thought about it for thirty seconds and… for Christ’s sake, if you’re interested, give it a go.
It’s 500 words on anything PC game related that you want. If you can’t put that out there in a couple of hours then you can’t do the job anyway, and if you can, what’s a few hours in the grand scheme of things? Worst case scenario you have a nice new piece of writing you can use elsewhere.
And if you get offered the position, but it’s not for you, then at least you can tell people that you turned down RPS. Or maybe there’s a place for you doing something less regular or whatever…
I can sure write a bit, I’m fairly witty, I’m 99% sure I won’t get this spot, but hey, maybe I just happen to be what they’re looking for. One thing is for sure, I’m going to find out. Write. Submit. Stop making excuses and get on with it. Life is too damn short folks.
07/07/2011 at 09:15 MrEvilGuy says:
I like this guy
10/07/2011 at 23:33 TehMadness says:
Personally, 500 words just isn’t enough to properly get into my stride. I understand we can be asked to do things as short as that, but I really need something longer than that to properly kick out the good stuff, ya know?
30/06/2011 at 00:57 Outright Villainy says:
Well, I’d give it a bash if it weren’t for that whole “No console boys in here, no sir” business. I’m literally too poor to get a gaming pc you know (and I don’t even own my console.)
Maybe some other time… *stares wistfully into the distance*
08/07/2011 at 00:14 mkultra says:
You desperately need a new hobby. Like identity theft. Then you could buy yourself – er, yes, Mr. and Mrs. Cooper – a new PC.
30/06/2011 at 02:24 Eukatheude says:
Wow. That’s neat, i’d love to send something, but probably the only requirement i fulfill is being older than 18 and probably looking decent enough.
30/06/2011 at 06:07 MrEvilGuy says:
When I write I turn paper into gold!
30/06/2011 at 09:11 Mungrul says:
Is Roburky gainfully employed?
He would be a catch. Alice & Kev was genuinely aces.
And for an over-the-pond-dweller, if you could steal him away from Quarter-to-Three, Tom Chick makes good words.
He even has an IMDB entry!
‘course, I’m guessing Brooker’s completely out of the picture, what with all the attention the goggle-box affords him.
30/06/2011 at 10:15 Tei says:
It will probably make some sense to hire some writer that live in USA.
That way he can post news in the USA timezone. Our timezone is probably very weird to then, and may make the site feel weird (from his point of view, all the post showing in the night, or something like that).
This IF make sense for RPS to allow some american-style posting. Me, has reader, I am ok with the UK style. I am neutral.
30/06/2011 at 10:58 funtard says:
Just as long as it’s not total biscuit or somebody who thinks posting a total biscuit video equates to video game journalism
30/06/2011 at 11:00 funtard says:
Dominic White would be a good writer I’m sure of it.
30/06/2011 at 11:09 Hunty says:
My heart fluttered a touch when I saw this. Those requirements feel close to what I could offer. Tantalisingly so. Everyone thinks that, of course, but faint heart never won fair hivemind. Time to polish the CV and ready up for my march among the nearly-men.
30/06/2011 at 17:31 Dominic White says:
It just occurred to me that I really do have absolutely nothing to lose, and no shortage of PC gaming knowledge dating back to the CGA era combined with plenty of ability to write about everything from the latest ultra-budget manshoot to hyper-indie development jam produce.
(Mmm, jam produce..)
Guess I’m applying. Once I’ve actually come up with something resembling a CV.
02/07/2011 at 12:49 Ayam says:
Please don’t recruit a female just for the sake of these cries of wanting a female correspondent. Not only could it push genuinely more talented writers out of the way, but also from a selfish point of view I’m looking for some caustic bite in articles that things in skirts that like the colour pink cannot provide. #just kidding, but please don’t recruit females just for the sake of it.
03/07/2011 at 06:28 RQH says:
I reckon this is a bit like emailing the Phillies and asking to pitch for them. Except that I can actually write.
03/07/2011 at 22:10 Brian Rubin says:
Oohhh, thank you for this. I just sent in my application. :)
04/07/2011 at 20:07 Bahumat says:
I really wish/hope that RPS decides to implement a slushpile someday. I’m totally not looking to commit to RPS at that level, but I’d be happy to grace (or smear) their desks with prospects and writing, for inclusion. Goddamn I love me some RPS.
07/07/2011 at 09:10 MrEvilGuy says:
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07/07/2011 at 12:58 RayWillmott says:
One of the funniest comment threads i’ve ever read. Genuinely, there’s some real talent in the RPS community. For any that applied, I wish you the very best of luck
28/07/2011 at 21:43 TehMadness says:
Anyone know if the job’s been given away yet?