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RPS Says “Sorry” For Phone Hacking

By John Walker on July 11th, 2011.

We're just so very, very sorry we got caught.

Rock, Paper, Shotgun would like to address some of the serious issues raised with regard to phone hacking allegations made in recent days. We would like to wholeheartedly apologise for any wrongdoings that may or may not have taken place in the past by people who weren’t us. It is with the deepest regret that we recognise that a number of our stories may have involved the use of illegal phone hacking to gain information about pretend people’s lives, which none of us did. As a result Rock, Paper, Shotgun Ltd. has decided it is only appropriate to shut down The Sunday Papers, after 138 extraordinary years as the internet’s most popular round-up of games-related stories. While we were once proud and upstanding, we recognise that we have flopped and lost our way.

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Tanks Across Europe: Panzer Corps Out Now

By Lewie Procter on July 11th, 2011.


World War II strategy game Panzer Corps is available right now. You can get it from either Slitherine here or Matrix Games here. It’s priced at £26.99/$39.99 for a download or £33.99/$49.99 for a download + shiny plastic disc edition. For your money, you get four hundred different types of unit, including Tanks, Planes, Cars, Guns, Boats and all sorts. I’ve embedded a trailer underneath for you to have a nosey at. Read the rest of this entry »

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Not A Carrey In the World: Arkham 2′s Riddler

By Alec Meer on July 11th, 2011.

This week in Hello, a tour of Rupert Murdoch's beautiful home

The videogames promotional cycle can be so exhausting – take Batman: Arkham City, for example. It’s still three and half months away but already we’re at a sort of hype crescendo. Yes, I want it. Do you hear me, Warner Brothers? I am prepared, right now, to say that I want to play it and I am prepared to hand over in the region of £30 to make this happen. Do I still have to watch tons of videos that tease and torture me with the fact that it’s probably going to be very really good but I’m not allowed to have it yet? Do you want me to beg? Alright, I’ll do it.

Please, Mr Warner and your delightful brothers, can I have this game now? If I promise to watch another video, can I have it? Please? Please?
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Ramblings of the Mad God, Day 4: Injustice

By Alec Meer on July 11th, 2011.

You probably heard my screaming

All this, and for what?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo…

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Impotent: New Cargasm Footage

By John Walker on July 11th, 2011.

Imagine if it looked like this.

It’s hard to fathom Candella Software’s Cargasm. The game so creepily boasts that “players will be constantly exhorted to go faster by a bevy of Cargasm Girls,” and, “if they are fast enough, players can collect these ravishing maidens for their own personal Cargasm Harem.” Then it makes claims of “meticulously recreated photorealistic real-world locations”. But everything released so far shows neither. We’ve seen not a moving car, and perhaps thankfully, none of these collectable women. Today there’s a new trailer for the game, which is said to show off its real world locations. And you can see it below.

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Bombhands: Serious Sam Kamikaze Attack

By Lewie Procter on July 11th, 2011.

Serious Sam: Kamikaze Attack! It’s a Unity based horizontal platformer. You’re in the role of one of the series loveable Headless Kamikaze’s, chasing after our man Sam.

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Manhunt 2 PC No Longer Available Anywhere

By John Walker on July 11th, 2011.

LOOK AWAY! YOUR EYES!

Manhunt 2 is gone. There was one online store left selling Rockstar’s extraordinarily controversial, Adult rated game – Direct2Drive – which under new management has removed the title from its catalogue. As spotted by Gamersbook, the game disappeared shortly after Gamefly acquired the business. Which means it’s now completely impossible to buy on PC.

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All The Games: Steam Sale Ends Today

By Alec Meer on July 11th, 2011.

Mr Copyright is on holiday today

Alert! Shopping alert! Warn your loved ones they must now fend for themselves and carve out a sad, desperate existence feasting only upon the bones of rats and pigeons from this day hence, for you shall never have the time, money or love to ever support them again. Steam’s mad Summer Sale winds up today, which means it’s your last chance to acquire one or some of approximately 48 berjillion PC games. Until the inevitable Holiday Sale, anyway. There’s a clutch of new deals for today only which bear some stand-outs – notably Terraria, Sanctum, Just Cause 2 and BFBC2 for pathetic amounts of money – but you’ll also find the complete, omnilist of everything on sale below.

Caution: this is how to lose a lot of money at horrifying speed. On the plus side, you’ll be playing games right up until the day you die.
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On The Blob: Slime Laboratory

By John Walker on July 11th, 2011.

Science in action.

Your Monday lunchtime entertainment comes in the form of Slime Laboratory by Neutronized. It’s a web game in which you play a blob of slime. Wot jumps. It’s a very decent platform game, which awakens parts of my brain asleep since 1989. Lots of fun ideas, demands for careful jumping, and importantly, reversed gravity. The only issue I’ve been having is the frustration of the slime refusing to jump upward when near a vertical surface. That is eight rubbishes. But beyond that, this is an excellent time killer. Start killing your time.

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Mark Rein Says PC Has “Shot By” Consoles

By John Walker on July 11th, 2011.

Mark Rein, loving PCs, yesterday.

Over the weekend, Eurogamer posted a story about how PCs are better than everything else, including new babies and planets with rings. Well, those weren’t quite their words, and nor were they of Mark Rein, VP of Epic, but he said something close. He in fact said that, “We’re at the stage in the life of the consoles where the PC has shot by them in terms of capabilities.”

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Tree-Killers: The Valve Comic Collection

By Alec Meer on July 11th, 2011.

An ape will die on every page

Over the last few years, Valve have been quietly honing the fine art of viral marketing in an online age, and comics have been a big part of that. A cartel of in-house writers and the excellent pencils of Michael Avon Oeming (and others) have created some rather splendid words’n'pictures. Of course, they were merely digital. HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR EYEBALLS WITH YOUR CRUMMY JPEGS? Why, that’s for philistines and people too damned lazy to turn paper pages. This horrendous oversight and offence to everything that some angry guy somewhere probably holds dear is about to be corrected, thanks to a hardback compilation of Valve’s various Portal, Left 4 Dead and Team Fortress 2 comics due from august comic publisher Dark Horse later this year.
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