By Jim Rossignol on September 28th, 2011 at 3:13 pm.

I’ll tell you: according to Gamasutra, it’s coming out in February of 2012. The 21st in the North America and the 24th in Europlace. That’s relatively soon! Yes it is. Also, there’s now a website for the game over here. It’s not much of a website, but it does say this: “AT THE FRONT LINE OF THIS WAR ARE THE AGENTS, THE SYNDICATE’S BIO-ENGINEERED AND CHIP-AUGMENTED ENFORCERS. THEY CAN BREACH ANYTHING IN THE WIRED DATAVERSE INCLUDING THEIR ENEMIES, THEIR WEAPONS AND THE ENVIRONMENT THAT SURROUNDS THEM, MAKING THEM THE MOST EFFICIENT AND DEADLY TECHNOLOGICAL WEAPONS IN THE WORLD. TAKE ON THE ROLE OF MILES KILO, EUROCORP’S LATEST PROTOTYPE AGENT, AND EMBARK ON A BRUTAL ACTION ADVENTURE OF CORRUPTION AND REVENGE.”
Miles Kilo. That’s his name. That’s your name. You are him.


Now nobody will accuse them of jumping on Deus Ex’s coat-tails
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“In Syndicate, you are not one of the soldiers stuck in a bad situation, you are one of the puppet masters. You run your own company and train and deploy soldiers on missions. You are a part of the evil that’s actively destroying the world for profit.”
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/37207/Analysis_Is_Syndicate_A_Broad_Franchise.php
Miles Kilo does all that?
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Well, yeah. Deus Ex: Human Revolution felt very true to the original Deus Ex, and reverent of what it tried to do. This game sounds nothing like Syndicate, and removes the chilling idea of building a corporate military with abducted, brainwiped cyborgs in place of Generic Gelhair Man. So sure, it’s carving its own path in ignoring the source material.
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Damn, I was betting on them naming him “Jake Rockstone”…
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I dunno, Mason Gelhair works for me. Is his faithful sidekick Sydney Blackingman going to be around as well?
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Clearly as an enhanced being he should’ve been called Jimmy Gunhands
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Whats the bet he ends up remorseful and becomes a “good guy”?
I hope not, but lets face the trend.
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And will he have a British partner named Kilometres Pound?
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It will be a metric ton of imperial success!
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And your boss is called Millilitre Tonne
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I demand true Imperial and so will call him Long Ton-Feet! Which does not sound in the slightest like a racist East-Asian name!
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And his rival on the force will be Furlong Centiliter
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Ah, I was going to say something about how the plot was going to revolve about his brother Pound Kilo being killed by the evil-but-sexy, Italian temptress Litre Pint but I see you all have everything under control here. Carry on.
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The bad guy will be an old crook named Rods Hogshead
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He was going to be called YARDS GRAMME, but the publishers put pressure on the devs to think bigger.
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Kevin Celcius?
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Miles are used in Britain.
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We also use kilograms more often than the US does. Facts!
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Nautical Miles?
Or otherwise?
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It is somewhat silly that I seriously thought Nautical Mile is a better name than Miles Kilo.
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You can flip to a random page of a medical dictionary and find better names than Miles Kilo.
Although I’ll grant that anyone with the surname ‘Miles’ needs to acquire the nickname ‘Nautical’ somehow. Think of the dinner party conversation it would incite, not to mention the whisperings of the womenfolk in the kitchen while the men, ol’ Nautical included, are sipping brandy in the lounge.
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Guntha Hectare (area), Nail Angstrom (length)
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Aeon O’Clock.
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Firkin Terafurlong
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Foot Pound.
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It’s an informative introduction to the character though, I really feel like we have the measure of the man.
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You’re getting quite the mileage from one name.
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So, which shop do you think we’ll have to preorder to get that gun? And what’s the betting it’s a different one from the one that gets you those clothes?
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Miles Kilo … well, his name does at least cover both metric and imperial systems.
EDIT: @Frankie The Patrician – missed it by that much… yours is better anyway. :)
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Little did you know that his maiden’s name is Gram.
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That minigun will never fit underneath his coat. Therefore, for me, this is a true Syndicate sequel.
KG
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It will be if he has at least three of them…and a sniper rifle, persuatron and two gauss guns…
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I spent about 2 years of my Stafford life riffing jokes about Syndicatemen’s coats, whilst hanging around with 3 friends, in syndicatemen’s coats.
KG
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It’s the little things, that keep you going in the Grey Midlands.
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So long as deep voiced men throatily vocalise the weapon names at the touch of a button I’m happy.
“Minigun. Minigun. Uzi. Minigun…”
I don’t even care how the game plays.
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If you wheel out that old “my brother and I mercy-killed people on fire in Syndicate” chestnut again I will kick your balls out through your mouth.
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My wardrobe is augmented.
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Mine is a little threadbare. Yeah, rip.
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Inigo: Don’t worry. I was going to roll out the anecdote about the time my brother and I mercy-intercoursed your mum. There’s a general familial interest in my balls in mouth, if I remember correctly.
KG
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Oh snap.
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Wow, the rebooted Kieron is much darker than the previous one!
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At least Sonic Team, way back in the day, did the pun properly. Miles Prower.
Miles Kilo just sounds like someone was flipping throught the weights and measures section of the Berltiz English phrasebook.
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Sounds awful. Sounds rushed and generic. Sounds like a cash in of the old name. Sounds like a game built by committee. Sounds like a design born out of a market tendencies, Retro IP, FPS with a cyberpunk setting.
Sounds like a no buy, to be honest.
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Sounds like you’ve decided it’s an awful game despite knowing practically nothing about it.
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Rushed… Yeah. Even though they’ve been working on it for at least 3 1/2 years.
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@Solskin – this.
Sounds like the internet basically.
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Not that I’m going to write the game off by any stretch, but that all-caps spiel does sound like the biggest load of trotted-out generic sci-fi bullshit I’ve heard in a while.
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How dare people form early opinions based upon marketing matter released to make them form early opinions.
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Right, well, I don’t think I contested his right to have an opinion.
More that his opinion was based on a whole lot of nothing.
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Sounds like a design born out of a market tendencies
And how is this a bad idea?
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“Wired dataverse”. “Wired”. Futuristic. I know I do all my cybermancy on a wired connection.
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Even if you have W-lan and everything up to the Wazoo, at SOME point electronic stuff is going trough cables.
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I liked the idea from the Syndicate Wars intro that what the plebs saw was a dude with a torch :D
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I’m going to call him Milo…
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I also assumed this was about throwing balls into the TV.
And then I was let down.
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“THEY CAN BREACH ANYTHING IN THE WIRED DATAVERSE INCLUDING THEIR ENEMIES”
Why would the enemies be wired? Are you meant be assassinating household electrical appliances?
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it’s called being very artsy about referring to the persuadertron.
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If I don’t get the opportunity to breach a toaster, I will be disappointed.
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>Are you meant be assassinating household electrical appliances?
You should have a chat with the toaster of doom in Fallout:NV Old World Blues. He loves assassinating household electrical appliances.
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I can’t wait to breach my enemies.
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Will breaching them cause them to breach their breeches in fear?
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When I first heard this was going to be another generic FPS cash-in of an existing property I was somewhat disappointed.
But now I see I get to play a early-30′s short-dark-haired white male with stubble I’m all of a sudden intrigued.
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Yeah, ol’ MILES KILO really does set the game apart from the herd…
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This is so, so strange. Dawn of War 2 proves there is a pretty sizable market for small-action RTS/RTTs, and they buy the license to one of the earliest real-time tacticals to turn it into a straight-up shooter.
Have they ever been asked about DoW 2 in any interviews? I heard the market-speech about RTTs being unmarketable, but I haven’t seen anyone actually call them on it.
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Well, the decision makers at that level don’t do interviews. EA wanted an FPS. Their money, their decision.
Oh, and consoles. DoW2 is PC-only, unsurprisingly.
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Fuck off is what I say.
Bring us Paradox Syndicate instead.
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How about Kelvin Hectopascal as the villain?
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Fuck. This. Shit.
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I would have hoped that at the future time in question here, everything would be on WiFi.
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Miles is latin for ‘soldier’ so presumably this is what they were aiming for? Not sure about the ‘kilo’ part though… Maybe ‘soldier-1000′?
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Kilo sounds like Kill-Oh, so maybe they were going for miles of kills, oh.
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“Kilo” doesn’t even mean anything in Latin. It’s derived from the Greek word “Khiloi” or something of that nature. Maybe he’s Hawaiian? Maybe they wanted something that had that “Keanu Reeves” sort of vibe to it?
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So we should expect a long wait then? Ah ha ha. Ha. Huhhhhhh.
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best.
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I feel like a lot of the puns on this story are going to be force’d.
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Unusually direct and blunt alt-text there btw.
Edit: slightly less so now. :)
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Rats. What was it?
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What could be a more direct descriptor than the alt-text?
There you go.
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I’m sure I can’t simply repeat it but on a completely unrelated issue: I’m doing a crossword and could do with some help for the last one, 4 down, five letters, P-something-N-I-S, the clue is “male reproductive organ, briefly used as alt-text for image on RPS”.
Cough.
Cough.
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Hmm. Penguinis?
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Miles Kilo’s superior officer Cutter Slade vanished in a secret mission in 2007.
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Quick, call the marketing department! There’s an IP we haven’t violated yet!
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an HD version of Outcast which actually works could be pretty neat actually…
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Of course it could. And an Outcast corridor shooter could be truly depressing, for me at least. While I desperately wanted to love Syndicate & Syndicate Wars (and for that matter UFO & XCOM) I just could never get into them, but I have far more emotional attachment to Outcast.
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fair point! I was thinking a straight remake in the vein of Ico/Shadow and Halo rather than a mad spin off like this seems to be. Sadly I don’t think the IP is well known enough to float.
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To keep the universe in balance they have to make the Outcast remake some sort of tactical turn based platformer somehow.
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a reskinned MissionForce: CyberStorm?
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miles kilo? YES. SOLD.
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What?
I don’t want to be named Miles Kilo.
(Okay, I am reaching for a pun, there.)
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So when is Cartel coming out?
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The description there sounds like it belongs on the back of a NES game cart.
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Miles Kilo.
Miles Kilo.
M-I-L-E-S K-I-L-O.
Holy Buddha on a pogo stick, this type of stuff is too hilariously bad to be true.
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There are 0.621371192 Miles per Kilo-meter.
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I would buy it if he were called Hectare Hogshead.
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Why is there Stargate shit in the background of that image?
… and bonus points to all of you who are making fun of the stupid name – you guys made my day! :)
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I really wish RPS had gone for the ‘Polite Notice’ Alec used on a BF3 article a (last week or a few weeks ago) as a standard disclaimer in all their comments sections… or something derived from it.
I’ll just say I hope this game will be good, and I think it could be good. Yes, I’d like to see a modern version of Syndicate, with the same game type as the original… which we might get from Paradox. But I’m also quite interested in seeing what they make of this… and hope that it’s a good game and successful.
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“That’s your name. You are him.”
This part made me think of the Mary Whitehouse Experience. Awesomeness all round.
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The Fallout 3 crowd will love this.
Most gamers are so dumb and close minded these days, not an FPS/TPS = waah outdated waah unplayable waah stuck in the past waah.
It’s not the developers’ fault, they’re just making games so they can sell. And if your audience consists mainly of morons, make your games moron-friendly. Sound business decision. :/
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“I don’t get it, therefore it’s dumbed down.”
That’s you that is.
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Go back to your xbox.
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To be fair there isn’t that much to get here is there?
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I think you’d like Xbox Live. Then you could chat with other 14 year olds who are convinced everyone else is stupid.
Meanwhile, we grown ups would rather have an actual discussion about the legitimacy of a thing on its own merits, rather than thoughtlessly copypasting the same knee-jerk boil-in-the-bag cynicism every time something like this is mentioned.
I mean, if you really want to talk about people being dumb and closed-minded.
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I get it. You’re an average 14 year old chatting with your xbox live buddies how AWESUM that FPS called Fallout 3 is. OK.
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Don’t you mean New Vegas? Fallout 3 came out in 2008, so I doubt they’d still be talking about it now.
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Delayed until 2014. You heard it here first.
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Mr Kilo reminds me of a rough-and-gruff all-grown-up version of Alex Denton.
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I think it’s the hair. He’s not holding his gun sideways, though.
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Wired Dataverse? In the future there are no w-lan hotspots!
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” I may be a mindless cybernetic puppet, incapable of feeling and controlled entirely by my corporate overlord, but this is personal.”
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I just want to say that I’m glad someone else saw this. They really aren’t putting much thought into this, are they?
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Wouldn’t saying “This just got impersonal” be MORE threatening? Both imply you intend to murder them. The only difference is one of them indicates your feelings have been hurt.
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When i saw this enemy design
http://web-vassets.ea.com/Assets/Richmedia/Image/Billboard/SS6_972.jpg?cb=1316746336
I was just thinking somebody at Starbreeze had been having a look too many at Bioware’s Cerberus Sketches.
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At least I hope they keep the floating robot dustbin gaurds in the game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZT-ygqY9I4&feature=player_detailpage#t=211s
Looks like the horrible one from the start of Spacequest 4…
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In other news, classic 90′s FPS Blake Stone is to be remade as a contemporary RTS game.
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I didn’t ask for this.
But I have faith in the studio, the writer and I also am very happy at the amount of hard sf and cyber punk that’s rearing it’s head in gaming again.
It’s like the 90′s again.
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I haven’t seen any hard sci-fi show up…
</sci-fi-snobbishness>
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Is it me or did Paradox just decided to make some easy money on a grumpy WEDON’TWANTFPS community? They don’t even need to try, anti-fanbois are pretty much as blind as fanbois and pouring resources into good graphics is a blasphemy, anyway, so 2d sprites and pc speaker. Nice marketing, Fred.
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It’s just you being stupid – ignorant.
Not all Paradox games have HOI graphics.
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You completely missed the point( about anti-fanbois and their blind hatred towards new Syndicate game and even more blind love for Cartel that wasn’t even revealed yet) and attacked me instead. Nice job.
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What’s wrong with providing games people want to play?
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How is their hatred blind though? I kinda feel it is quite justified, seeing as this looks really bad and all. One mag had a “Inception meets Call of Duty” blurb even. Not really promising. Oh, and what does this have to do with graphics? It seems most are angry because it is an FPS, not because it has modern graphics.
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“What’s wrong with providing games people want to play?”.
Nothing. This could apply equally to both this, and the Paradox ‘Cartel’ game.
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It’s named Syndicate, but it won’t end up being Syndicate. I’d like to call it paradox, but then it would be named Cartel and end up being Syndicate.
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This game screams “console gaming” beastly, i feel it won’t be any good.
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Yeah, go on. Keep on doing it.
Keep blaming everything crap that happenes to PC Gaming blaming on consoles.
If you repeat it often enough you may even believe it yourself.
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The original Syndicate was released on 11 platforms. DOS was just one of them.
The problem isn’t the fact that it’s being released on other systems. The problem is the laser-like focus on what is deemed to represent the most optimal sales-milking point. If games with regenerating health and cover sell better than those without then it must be because they have regenerating health and cover, right? If a game that holds your hand and even tells you what god damn buttons to press when you’re several hours into the fucking game sells well then clearly that’s what every game needs.
Whether or not Syndicate will have these things has yet to be seen. But it seems very likely, as it’s following the same template of such overwhelming success stores as Homefront. It’s market analysed bollocks. Perhaps not the worst example of such things, but for me it’s the most personal.
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IN THE FUTURE THE SHIFT KEY IS BROKEN.
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“Take on the role of Miles Kilo, Eurocorp’s latest prototype agent, and embark on a brutal action adventure of corruption and revenge.”
Hmm, I can see it now: You, Miles Kilo, were promised “X” by wilfully becoming an agent (this wilful act is what gives you an edge over other enhanced agents). Later on though you found out you’ve been lied to (implanted memories/dreams), and it’s really all been about “Y” from the beginning. Your life has been ruined, you have nothing ‘real’ to live for, so you decide to change the world into “Z” by exacting revenge on your former employers…
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Miles Teg is a great name.
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And ‘Leto’ sounds a bit like ‘litre’ so the non-sequitur is connected!
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Wow, a first-person Miles Teg simulator, complete with Honored Matres and massive great big no-ships.
Now that’s a game I’d like to play…
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If anyone can do this, Paradox can.
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… bullet-time melee powered by food pickups? Absurdly gameable concept now that you mention it!
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Become Miles Kilo, and immerse yourself in Syndicate!
Hmm no, that doesn’t sound very cool.
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Ugh. It might as well read: “You play super-secret cyber agent Sanjay Gutierrez Takashiro O’Malley Von Herschel Hectare and, in the wired future, you can hax all of TEH GIBSON, even the bits inside of your enemies.” I’m not saying the game will be terrible, but the marketing for it is something I haven’t been able to really take seriously so far.
Also: Miles Kilo is an anagram for “So I kill me”. Obviously this game promotes suicide.
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It’s also an anagram of “I lose milk”. Just thought i would mention that.
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Disposable assets don’t get names.
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WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPS?
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Someone call ITV, I think Anonymous have escalated.
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They had me at the name. Not only am I going to buy this game from every available vendor so that I can pre-purchase all the available DLC (which I will never then be able to reconcile into a single copy until the inevitable Game of The Year edition 12 weeks later*) but I will also pirate it so that I can feel cool about avoiding the need to use a wraparound digital store app that might steal as much as 50K of memory from my megalosaurus PC rig.
Also, I’ll change the name in the fucking character creation screen.
*Game of the year? Which year? And who chose it? You lying marketing fuck, kill yourself. Do as Goatboy tells you.
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Doubtful there will be a character creation screen.
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Anyone else see that thing in the background?
Is that the machine that turns people into agents?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QxYku4VVZk&feature=player_detailpage#t=61s
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Yes, and it goes PING.
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In the grim dark future, there is only greed.
Greed, and not very tasteful names.
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