By Alec Meer on September 30th, 2011 at 12:47 pm.

Adam wrote about visually delightful side-scrolling TF2 demake Team Fortress Arcade just the other week. It’s true, he did! I have proof. The problem was the game wasn’t actually out then, which looked like we were teasing you with a cool thing you couldn’t actually play. That’s because we are rotters, and want you to experience only suffering. But now it is out, which means you can play it right now.
Don’t think that gets you off the hook, though. We’ll find some new way to make you suffer any minute now. Maybe it’ll be my forthcoming Xenonauts hands-on preview. Maybe it’ll be Jim’s review of the Deus Ex: Human Revolution DLC. Maybe it’ll be that dead stoat I hid under your bed. Or maybe we’ll say something you disagree with about a game you’re fond of. Truly, our cruelty knows no bounds.



30/09/2011 at 12:54 Tusque D'Ivoire says:
No more love for Isaac? been playing the Binding Of Isaac pretty much non-stop since release. It’s mean and random but great!
30/09/2011 at 13:11 Alec Meer says:
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/09/29/wot-i-think-the-binding-of-isaac/
30/09/2011 at 13:34 Tusque D'Ivoire says:
I’m here for diverse opinions, not single reviews. I now know what the new guy thinks, but i want the old men-verdict. (but ok, yes, honeymoon and stuff, i can wait.)
30/09/2011 at 15:15 gou says:
within six months
30/09/2011 at 17:50 Dozer says:
Ah, but Adam is a fully paid-up part of the Hivemind now. He is also an Oldmen.
30/09/2011 at 12:55 CMaster says:
Maybe you’ll talk about Monaco.
30/09/2011 at 13:37 Icarus says:
Or Nidhogg.
30/09/2011 at 12:59 sonofsanta says:
Maybe another one of you will pack your bags and desert us :’(
30/09/2011 at 13:07 Drake Sigar says:
There’s no way you’d be able to fit the stoat in with all those dismembered hookers.
30/09/2011 at 13:23 LionsPhil says:
Perhaps they stole all your dismembered hookers.
30/09/2011 at 17:35 Tams80 says:
That’s no way to treat a lorry driver Phil.
30/09/2011 at 13:15 KingCathcart says:
The Binding of Isaac
Witcher 2 2.0 patch
Battlefield 3 Beta
Ridiculously hot weather for autumn
You just try and ruin my weekend RPS. Go on try it.
30/09/2011 at 13:16 torchedEARTH says:
Your parents were cruel to you.
You are cruel to us.
We are cruel to the video game people we meet.
Your parents don’t understand video games and vent their frustrations any way they can.
The cycle is complete.
30/09/2011 at 13:18 thegooseking says:
I’m happy when people say something I disagree with about a game I’m fond of, as it gives me a chance to demonstrate my towering
stubbornnessintellect by ‘proving’ them wrong.30/09/2011 at 17:32 UncleSmoothie says:
For the record, Alec, I have been waiting ALL DAY with bated breath for the Xenonauts preview. POST IT, MAN
30/09/2011 at 17:51 Dozer says:
YES. Get, get moving!
30/09/2011 at 18:29 KingCathcart says:
Maybe this will tide you over.
30/09/2011 at 20:21 UncleSmoothie says:
From the video Cathcart posted: “We’ve implemented the aiming system from Jagged Alliance.”
Where can I kiss a Gold Hawk Interactive developer?
01/10/2011 at 10:29 JiminyJickers says:
Thanks for that link KingCathcart. It is looking good. Can’t wait for Xenonauts to come out.
30/09/2011 at 18:10 bglamb says:
“Or maybe we’ll say something you disagree with about a game you’re fond of.”
Oooh, like Might & Magic, Clash of Heroes?
30/09/2011 at 18:59 Wulf says:
It’s pretty nifty. I’m eager to see online co-op in it.
It also makes me wonder whether any arcade emulators have actually managed to pull off synchronised games via Internet play, rather than just sending the control inputs back and forth (for stuff like Street Fighter).
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01/10/2011 at 21:38 Gabe McGrath says:
Cmon guys,
22 comments here, and there’s approx *1* related to this bloke’s game.