By John Walker on December 19th, 2011 at 9:17 am.
Bonjour! Je suis le happy de vous bring les nouvelles il ya un nouveaux Royaumes de Amular: Reckoning vidéo, et pour some raisons, il est en français. Eh bien, il a subtitles français. C’est sous!
Tres bon! Wow, even pour moi mangling française so horriblement est tres difficile.
19/12/2011 at 09:21 -Spooky- says:
French Soldier: Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: A what?
French Soldier: A present.
Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: Oui oui.
French Soldier: Allons y!
Other French soldiers: What?
French Soldier: Let’s go!
Other French soldiers: Oh.
:D
19/12/2011 at 09:55 AmateurScience says:
Feche le vache!
19/12/2011 at 19:28 Wut The Melon says:
And this is why I find the RPS community better than any other gaming site’s. It quotes Monty Python!
19/12/2011 at 09:23 terry says:
Bof!
19/12/2011 at 10:01 Gnoupi says:
Mouais.
19/12/2011 at 10:49 Brumisator says:
prout
19/12/2011 at 16:26 adonf says:
Chouette remorque.
19/12/2011 at 09:24 nubbuka says:
I thought my language settings has changed xD
19/12/2011 at 15:56 Italia says:
Because when you change your language prefs it also effects all online blogsites..
19/12/2011 at 09:30 CaspianRoach says:
Я не поняла ни единого слова из этой статьи. А французский язык смешно звучит.
19/12/2011 at 09:43 Serge says:
Соглашусь.
А статья на английском. С французскими словами. На подобии:
“Матренэ пасе парасэ”(Матрена пасла поросей)
19/12/2011 at 13:05 Lobotomist says:
Slazem se, Francuski zvuci totalno glupo !
19/12/2011 at 14:44 LazyAssMF says:
A, nemoj da me jebeš!:D Pa šta vi momci radite ovdje? Ajmo brzu na pivu!;D
19/12/2011 at 18:04 Kradziej says:
Po polsku poproszę, bo nic nie rozumiem. Absolutnie nic!
19/12/2011 at 18:56 DigitalSignalX says:
В советском Россия, франчузы все еще передают к вам.
19/12/2011 at 20:36 MarloBrandon says:
Ce pula mea vorbesc muistii astia? Nu intzeleg nimic.
19/12/2011 at 22:35 BattleXer says:
Jetzt ist aber mal Schluss mit den Fremdsprachen hier. Man versteht ja kein Wort!
20/12/2011 at 01:27 rapchee says:
bábeli időket élünk, úgy érzem
19/12/2011 at 09:31 Inglourious Badger says:
Ah, Oui!
19/12/2011 at 09:33 HexagonalBolts says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnvkm6tvYLU
19/12/2011 at 09:35 Oozo says:
Ah, a fellow amateur of Panique au village! Enchanté for real!
20/12/2011 at 01:15 El_Emmental says:
wonderful animated series, thanks a lot :D
(they even released a movie, sweet !)
19/12/2011 at 09:34 Ralud says:
Why don’t they advertise the QTE required for boss takedowns?
19/12/2011 at 09:44 pakoito says:
Mash A when cued. God of War and Bayonetta did it right and there was not so much DRAMA.
19/12/2011 at 09:34 maball54 says:
Hello! I am happy you Bring new there is a new Amular Kingdoms: Reckoning video, and for Some reason, it is in French. Well, it was French subtitles. It was under!
Very good! Wow, Even for me so horribly mangling French is very difficult.
19/12/2011 at 09:34 Oozo says:
Fou de fa fa?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo
19/12/2011 at 11:55 theleif says:
Baguette.
Ah, ha ha!
19/12/2011 at 09:42 MarineMarauder says:
Time for a white flag joke
19/12/2011 at 09:42 mandrill says:
Would anyone care to provide a translation in English? Some of us don’t speak (or read) the tongue of the noble race of cheese eaters.
19/12/2011 at 10:06 John Walker says:
Um.
19/12/2011 at 10:07 Man Raised by Puffins says:
I think the rest explains itself.
19/12/2011 at 10:39 MiniMatt says:
Winner of today’s internet, puffin progeny’s translation is spot on.
19/12/2011 at 23:29 TidiusFF says:
We are noble, but we don’t always eat cheese… :D
20/12/2011 at 00:11 Skabooga says:
I’ve been to that cell he keeps his lemonade in. It’s very nice, and has a great view.
19/12/2011 at 09:43 Jimbo says:
Zut alors!
19/12/2011 at 09:44 mondomau says:
This is the first Amalur gameplay video I have watched , having been utterly put off by the presence of an evil triumvirate like McFarlane, Salvatore and EA.
Trouble is, I really like the look of the combat – it reminds me a lot of Fable 2′s approach and I loved that game. I will now sit and brood on this, praying that the game turns out to be poo and I can rest my troubled conscience.
19/12/2011 at 12:21 mouton says:
Why is Salvatore evil? I mean, okay, he is a mediocre utterly generic fantasy writer whom I did enjoy when I was 15, but evil? Also, McFarlane?
19/12/2011 at 09:48 Vexing Vision says:
Putin mon baguette!
Or something like that.
I do like the combat. Going Hybrid: Dagger/Spellcaster here.
19/12/2011 at 10:13 Drayk says:
French grammar police officer is here:
MA baguette, mot féminin.
19/12/2011 at 09:51 Earl-Grey says:
Sacré bleu!
…sorry.
19/12/2011 at 10:07 Joshua says:
Que?
19/12/2011 at 10:12 DestructibleEnvironments says:
Omelette du fromage?
19/12/2011 at 16:35 Lost says:
Omelette du fromage!
19/12/2011 at 17:01 Koozer says:
Omelette du fromage.
19/12/2011 at 17:13 Lagavulin says:
Omelette au fromage.
19/12/2011 at 17:55 Nick says:
Thats all you can sa-ay
19/12/2011 at 18:02 BathroomCitizen says:
Omelette al formaggio!
19/12/2011 at 23:59 slight says:
Tortilllllllaaaaaa de quesooooooo
20/12/2011 at 10:44 Burning Man says:
omelette du fromage
19/12/2011 at 10:15 pilouuuu says:
Wow, the combat looks better than ANY other RPG! Even Dragon Age or The Witcher 2. Let’s hope it plays as well as it looks. I hope it’s not about mindlessy clicking.
19/12/2011 at 13:06 Lobotomist says:
Witcher 2 = best combat.
If it can top that. Sign me in…
Oh wait, I have signed in allready ;)
19/12/2011 at 10:15 magnus says:
Klaatu Berada Nickto.
19/12/2011 at 10:19 FCA says:
Ah, the ludicrously large sword game. Probably the trademark of Big Huge Games.
The actual gameplay looks a bit too actiony for me, but I am interested in how a “real” writer (even though not the best of the best) compares as a video game writer to the normal ones.
19/12/2011 at 10:48 mondomau says:
The only positive thing I would say about Salvatore’s involvement in this is that his particular brand of clunky, cliche-heavy drivel probably works quite well in the generally (emphasis on generally!) less sophisticated realm of action RPG video game writing.
Nobody hit me.
19/12/2011 at 12:49 DogKiller says:
I think Salvatore’s writing is fun and all when you’re a teenager and have yet to read enough of his books to realise how predictable and plodding they are, never yielding anything unexpected or terribly daring. It’s not like he’s a bad writer, but his formula seems like it’s essentially been unchanged since he wrote the Icewind Dale trilogy. His prose is pretty decent compared to some authors I’ve read.
19/12/2011 at 10:24 caddyB says:
vay anasını sayın seyirciler.
19/12/2011 at 10:42 The Sombrero Kid says:
I’ve been reading 1 article a day in french to try and improve my french stat, I think this is too short to count though.
19/12/2011 at 18:09 Marijn says:
It’s also too Frenglish to count.
19/12/2011 at 10:54 Stevostin says:
I can’t blame your french considering all the broken english I am bringing here. BTW do it more often, it’s highly enjoyable ^^
That being said I am actually excited by this. Is that me or is that the first MMO with exciting combat ?
20/12/2011 at 10:46 Burning Man says:
It’s a single player game. Yeah, it caught me off guard too, after an evening of watching WoW videos.
EDIT: Apparently, Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning is the single player game. Kingdoms of Amalur is the setting for the MMO, which is currently named Project Copernicus. I am now satisfactorily confused.
19/12/2011 at 11:04 Maldomel says:
Je me sens presque honoré de voir qu’il y a un tag “français” (avec le “ç” quand même) rien que pour cet article.
19/12/2011 at 11:15 aronbarco says:
então agora é massa cada um escrever em sua língua natal… que ridículo.
19/12/2011 at 11:15 Drayk says:
This reminds me that we need a French RPS… We seriously lack a good pc website/blog. Canardpc is the only decent one I know of.
20/12/2011 at 04:06 Vander says:
Yeah, CPC is a very good publication, the only one worth a read in french for me.
19/12/2011 at 11:27 yhancik says:
Ahhhh, Gros Jeux Enormes!
19/12/2011 at 12:21 Nala says:
Für einen Moment dachte ich, ich hätte mich vertippt. Aber alles in Ordnung.
Looks interesting and fast :)
19/12/2011 at 12:31 Melliflue says:
My German is a bit rusty. Does that mean,
“For a moment I thought I had made a typo, but everything is okay.”
…?
19/12/2011 at 12:59 Oozo says:
That is indeed correct.
19/12/2011 at 14:27 Nala says:
Correct.
19/12/2011 at 17:09 Melliflue says:
Thanks. :)
I thought I had mistranslated because it seemed an odd statement to start a comment with.
19/12/2011 at 12:43 Threepbrush says:
Jestem wiedźminem, zabójcą potworów!
(Yep, I really enjoyed playing The Witcher with Polish voices…)
19/12/2011 at 13:06 RyuRanX says:
It looks like a derp button-mashing console game with low budget animations and generic korean MMO visuals. Ken Rolston? Todd McFarlane? RA Salvatore? I can’t believe these guys are really working on this shit.
19/12/2011 at 13:24 bill says:
私はフランス語を話すことができない
19/12/2011 at 17:35 TensaiBoy says:
フランス語_が_ xp
♥
19/12/2011 at 13:55 Teddy Leach says:
Ja. Sehr gut.
19/12/2011 at 16:53 -Spooky- says:
Auf jeden! :)
19/12/2011 at 17:35 TensaiBoy says:
Taugt!
19/12/2011 at 14:04 Anton says:
Anak ng! Pusang gala! Bakit biglang naging Pranses? Di ako pumupunta ng RPS para magbasa ng Pranses! =P
19/12/2011 at 14:14 olemars says:
Claudia Black, reduced to do video game trailer voiceovers? How you have fallen…
19/12/2011 at 19:02 DigitalSignalX says:
I’d listen to her describe the process of assembling a vacuum cleaner from component parts let alone describe a video game. *dreamy sigh*
19/12/2011 at 14:36 ZIGS says:
Mas que merda vem a ser esta?
19/12/2011 at 14:55 Dances to Podcasts says:
Goed gedaan, jochie!
19/12/2011 at 15:13 Durkonkell says:
Ich habe meine photoapparat kaputgemacht!
(This is the only foreign language phrase that I can instantly retrieve. It means “I have my lightapparatus brokenmade”)
(Also: I laughed quite a lot at “Wow, even pour moi mangling française so horriblement est tres difficile.”)
19/12/2011 at 15:56 Italia says:
It’s amazing how they can make it sound like they’re doing something new from WoW with a good narrator aint it?
19/12/2011 at 17:37 IDtenT says:
Die rekenaar speletjie lyk ongelooflik, as jy my vra. Nommer een op my lys vir die volgende jaar. Ek hoop net daar is ‘n goeie atmosfeer ingesluit, en nie net die ophoping van swaarde en hamers nie. Ons sal sien.
19/12/2011 at 18:12 Marijn says:
South African?
19/12/2011 at 18:56 IDtenT says:
Yup.
19/12/2011 at 17:37 TensaiBoy says:
So i came here to post about the ridiculous amount of Bloom but it would seem i stumbled and fell into a Rosetta Stone dimension, carry on!
19/12/2011 at 21:28 iains says:
As a French student reading this was rather cringe worthy haha.
19/12/2011 at 21:32 outoffeelinsobad says:
Wir konnen Franzozisch nicht gesprechen. Sogar mein Deutsch ist wielleicht ein wenig seltsam.
20/12/2011 at 18:26 Ezhar says:
It sure is.