By Robert Florence on February 19th, 2012 at 5:17 pm.
SUNDAY 12th FEBRUARY
Today I had to get out and buy stuff for Valentine’s Day. Took my daughter with me (she’s 5) and made a day of it. When we got back, the gang assembled and…
…we played DARK MINIONS
Dark Minions is a new dice game from Z-Man Games, and it lets you be an evil necromancer type of guy with lots of horrible undead minions. We got it on the table and had the rules worked out within about ten minutes. Basically, you roll some dice and then use them to do one of four things:
1. Attack a tower.
2. Attack a village.
3. Summon minions
4. Purchase Overlord Cards
It’s a dice allocation game, and a good one. You’re chasing victory points, and you gain these by taking out villages for straight VPs and capturing towers to level up your character. Your dice rolls essentially tell you how many of your minions you can order. It takes a lot of minions to topple a village, and the rewards for doing so are given to the players who contributed the most minions. Oh, and there’s a reward for contributing the minions who actually put the minion total over the goal number. There are a lot of decisions to be made in the game as you try to keep your nose in front. The VP totals of your opponents are secret, so unless you’re keeping track of it all it gets quite exciting at the end game as you wonder who is closest to the finish line.
The Overlord cards let you break the rules. The Werewolf, for example, lets you re-roll your dice. That’s a big deal. Also a big deal is the fact you need to feed your minions to the Werewolf every turn. Quite a few of the Overlord cards have these kind of costs, but they can be powerful cards in the last few turns.
We all enjoyed it. It’s not very theme-heavy, in truth. It feels quite abstract, as you push those little wooden blocks representing your minions around the table. But it’s a fun, thinky game that lets you roll dice, and the artwork is very old-school and attractive. Recommended.
MONDAY 13th FEBRUARY
Back to filming. I’m having so much fun on this shoot. I always enjoy it, but this time it’s even better. It’s pretty much just six weeks of having a laugh with your mates. Our director, Noddy, makes everything go so smoothly and keeps everybody laughing. It’s great to be working with your friends.
More gaming! Tonight…
We played SENTINELS OF THE MULTIVERSE!!!
This game really did the trick for us. It’s all cards. Loads of cards inside a tiny box. Before each game, every player chooses a superhero. There are ten in the box, each with their own deck. I was the mighty RA! Here he is and I chose him because I’m a Todd Rundgren fan, and Rundgren’s Utopia did an album called Ra. And I love that album, and here’s a song from it – “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Climbing the horizon! Rising up the mountain, lighting up the valley below!”
Yeah, so everyone chooses a hero, and then you choose a villain. There are five villains, and they all have their own deck too. And then you choose a location where you’ll fight that villain. There are five of those too. Variety, baby!
Oh, by the way… Last week I said that I hated the art style of Sentinels of the Multiverse. That was a mistake. I hated the cover art and the few cards I saw, but there is a lot of good art inside. The art style is a great fit, and I’m an idiot for slagging it off last week. I apologise. Here’s the good thing about doing these columns in this way from now on – I can correct my stupid kneejerk reactions to things. I can change my mind, like a human being.
Anyway, the game plays out very simply. The baddie has a turn, the heroes all take a turn, then the environment takes a turn. The baddie’s cards put out minions, and deal damage and stuff. One might say “DEALS 4 DAMAGE TO PLAYER WITH THE LEAST HP”. That kind of thing. The heroes react by taking shots at the bad guy and playing out cards onto the table. Equipment and stuff. The environment then does its worst – red Martian dust can clog up technological equipment or self-destruct mechanisms can activate. All these little problems need dealt with, as the players co-operate to foil the bad guy’s plans and chip away at his health.
The beauty of SOTM is working out how the heroes work best together. The first few turns are all about looking at your own hand and asking the other players about theirs. “Okay, so you can take fire damage and convert that into ice damage? Cool. And your attacks get stronger the more cards you’ve discarded? Okay. Okay.” Richard had an amazing character called Absolute Zero, who was essentially like a big walking battery. Our game was pretty much all about protecting him and powering him up for some late game attacks on the big bad guy. We lost one of our heroes too, Joanne’s psychic hero character The Visionary. She sacrificed herself to take out a giant mothership that was about to drop about nine bad guy minions into the game.
The game’s fantastic. We all LOVED it. That special “talking about it the next day” kind of love. It tells a great superhero story through some very easy to understand mechanics. The only issue with the game is that you really need a notepad and pen beside you throughout, so that you can keep track of everything. The game provides no way of tracking health or effects or anything, and there is so much going on that one person pretty much needs to take the job of looking after all that shit. It’s not a major negative, really. It’s just a bit old school.
If you like games, and you like comic books, this is one worth checking out. Probably the best superhero themed game I’ve played.
TUESDAY 14th FEBRUARY
It’s Valentine’s Day.
Joanne bought me a sweet cuddly Cthulhu toy and the Pied Piper expansion for the brilliant Rattus. I can’t remember if I’ve told you about Rattus before. It’s a board game for four players with a Black Plague theme. It’s fucking GREAT. I must talk about it sometime if I haven’t already. Just take it from me – it’s a great game, and the expansion just increases replayability with new selectable roles.
I hope you all found love on this beautiful day of romance and shagging.
WEDNESDAY 15th FEBRUARY
After filming today I had to do some writing. I’m writing a column for Custom PC magazine here in the UK, and as a guy who really knows nothing about the inner workings of the PC, it’s a pretty intimidating gig. Afterwards I put a little bit of time into a card game I’m working up. Right now I’m calling it “Kung-Fu Dice”, but that name will change.
I’ve now got a few board game ideas on the go at once, ad I’m inching them all forward. There’s Kung-Fu Dice, which is a very simple and fun thing. There’s Supply & Die, which is a big post-apocalyptic trading and exploration game. And then there’s Codename PW, which is my favourite of the three. It’s a book, pretty much. A rule set for a tabletop battle game. The problem is that while the concept is really strong and funny, I still can’t settle on the simple and elegant tabletop battle mechanic that I need. I might have to get some help in on this one.
The big dream is to find the time to sit down with Kenny Swanston (ex-Consolevania and one of the guys I game with) and try to come up with the big Romance of the Three Kingdoms board game that we want to play.
So many ideas, so little time. Hopefully some day down the line you’ll be able to play one of these, and slag them off in the comments section below.
THURSDAY 16th FEBRUARY
Exhausted today, so let’s see what James Purefoy is up to.
“Hi! James Purefoy here, of Solomon Kane and Ironclad. Robert asked me to fill in for him this Thursday, because he’s tired out from filming a TV sketch show. Do you know that I spent months in Eastern Europe filming Solomon Kane? In the pouring rain? Swinging a sword while knee-deep in mud? Did you know this? And yet I still had the energy to be able to have sex with every runner, production assistant and supporting artiste on the shoot. That’s because I go to the gym and eat well instead of playing board games and freebasing Monster Munch.
Anyway, today I took a walk around London, punching any guy who looked like he was on his way to an audition. You will never get an acting role if you have a black eye, so I like to do my bit to eradicate the competition. I had lunch in a Soho sandwich shop, and ordered a salmon sandwich, because the word “salmon” looks a bit like “Solomon”. Solomon was a character I played in a film called Solomon Kane, which is available on Blu-Ray now.
I then visited my agent, who showed me a script for a film called “The Handsome Sword Man”. I was horrified to hear that the production company didn’t want me for the lead. Relief followed when I found out that my character, the villain, was called “The Even Handsomer Sword And Gun Man”.
In the evening I did a couple of things (tested a jetpack, fucked an African princess) before watching Coronation Street and then slipping into a nice sleep with some of that lovely milk Dr Conrad Murray recommended. See you all soon, dickheads!”
FRIDAY 17th FEBRUARY
My one day off this week is tomorrow, Saturday, so that’s when we’ll be gaming. Tonight I sit and finish writing this column, and give you some additional things to look at.
1. Fantasy Flight’s Rex has a video trailer. It’s their take on the game mechanics that gave us the classic Dune. It SHOULD be wonderful. Take a look.
2. How amazing does this look?
3. I played both of these games with my five year old daughter. She enjoyed them. As did I. This and this.
4. People will have told you that boardgamegeek is the best board game website on the internet. They are wrong. It is the FORTRESS.
See you next time!