By John Walker on March 29th, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
I have no way of knowing that for sure, not having played it. But I’ve looked at it. I’ve watched a video of it on the internet, and I’ve pasted it below. If you watch it I’ll think you’ll find yourself agreeing that Neutronized‘s Roar Rampage is indeed the best of all games.
The game will be up on creator Gionathan Pesaresi’s site, Neutronized.com, very soon he says. In the meantime you can head there and play Ghosts Stole My Puppy, Graveyard Maniacs, and games we’ve actually played and are definitely good rather than ones I liked the names of, like Sky Island and Slime Laboratory.
Alternative headline: Rampage was for babies.
29/03/2012 at 23:04 Robert says:
I can use Kinect/Wiimotes and flail my arms around to hit helicopters out of the sky, yes?
29/03/2012 at 23:06 Blob-World-Eye-Weary says:
Fight on Lizzie fight on…
29/03/2012 at 23:10 Reefpirate says:
I think the elbow pad is my favorite feature from the video.
30/03/2012 at 02:44 Berzee says:
Seconded.
29/03/2012 at 23:15 LTK says:
That expositionary text at the start was pretty redundant. Like I need a reason to have Godzilla demolish buildings with boxing gloves and assorted oversized tools of destruction.
30/03/2012 at 15:21 cyrenic says:
No, the exposition was essential to the gameplay. How can games be art without exposition?
29/03/2012 at 23:18 Syra says:
BEST.
29/03/2012 at 23:27 liquidsoap89 says:
“CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?”
“TO EAR DA LAMENTATION OF DA WIMIN, AND ROAR RAMPAGE!”
29/03/2012 at 23:32 SiHy_ says:
It’s not quite Rampage HD but it looks fun. It’ll probably transfer over to tablets and such quite nicely too.
29/03/2012 at 23:49 ZyloMarkIII says:
Looks like this game is ready to knock out the competition.
30/03/2012 at 00:55 Skabooga says:
The presentation of the game certainly isn’t pulling any punches.
30/03/2012 at 05:09 Reefpirate says:
It would be better if it was boxed.
30/03/2012 at 06:05 Spacewalk says:
Seconded.
30/03/2012 at 06:43 Hanban says:
Darnit, looks like I was beaten to the punch.
30/03/2012 at 07:46 atticus says:
From this years selection of games, I’d say this is in the upper cut.
30/03/2012 at 08:05 brulleks says:
These puns are all a bit below the belt. Still, the game looks like it could be a hit.
30/03/2012 at 09:35 ThinkAndGrowWitcher says:
I dino about this. Too much of a jabanese influence being demonsterated.
29/03/2012 at 23:58 Soapeh says:
Is this what happened to Michael at the end of Lost?
30/03/2012 at 00:02 Johnny Lizard says:
It’s his pensive expression that does it.
30/03/2012 at 00:07 Fitzmogwai says:
Synth orchestra hits!
I miss the 80s.
30/03/2012 at 01:01 Skabooga says:
Aw man, I played so much Rampage would I was little. I think I went through all fifty states, solo, which was a terrible idea. Still, such a great concept; who doesn’t want to be a gigantic, city-destroying monster?
30/03/2012 at 01:23 Shadram says:
Why would they make a hammer that big, when it’s only possible purpose is to be used by Godzilla? WHY?
30/03/2012 at 03:08 Milos says:
Too late did they realize the folly of producing giant useless hammers.
30/03/2012 at 02:31 Gabe McGrath says:
You know, Bioware could have avoided ALL that “whinge change the ending” malarkey if they just thought to include a giant dinosaur in ME3 who has BOXING GLOVES THAT SHOOT LIGHTNING.
30/03/2012 at 09:49 c-Row says:
So you haven’t collected an EMS rating of 6000? You totally missed out.
30/03/2012 at 20:26 Robert says:
The Godzilla ending is only for people who did all sidequests, unlocked the multiplayer content and collected all the cereal codes.
30/03/2012 at 02:34 august says:
This looks like a game that delivers on the promise of Rampage by making you actually look and feel powerful.
30/03/2012 at 04:28 aequidens says:
This looks like it handles like Envirobear. Which is a good thing, I love that game.
30/03/2012 at 05:04 drlemon says:
I’m thinking that too, but with a tad of Garden Gnome Carnage. Which is a very, VERY good thing.
30/03/2012 at 06:06 Frank says:
Wow. Their games play exactly like Nitrome’s, what with the un-incentivized collectibles, one-new-thing per level, etc.
30/03/2012 at 07:49 Jim9137 says:
If I squint my eyes, it looks a bit like Stunts.
30/03/2012 at 08:05 wayne says:
Good,thanks for the shaing.
I can resist everything except Abercrombie and Fitch Outlet UK
30/03/2012 at 10:04 rustybroomhandle says:
I demand an Octodad crossover game.
30/03/2012 at 10:17 Bluerps says:
He had me at “They took his son.” Nothing bad can follow an intro like this.
30/03/2012 at 10:17 Maldomel says:
Best of all games indeed.
30/03/2012 at 13:17 SooSiaal says:
It seems like that there are more of these big monster destroy cities games are coming, right when I’m working out one of such games
30/03/2012 at 17:49 Noburu says:
Cant believe no one has said:
REPTAR!!!
yet :(
31/03/2012 at 11:56 RegisteredUser says:
Yoshi sure grew up with some anger management issues.