By Alec Meer on May 29th, 2012 at 5:00 pm.

And most of the rest of a tiger too! Yes, it’s Far Cry 3 footage time, in an excitable and heavily stylised trailer that offers snatches of what to expect on this new island other than shooting dudes. Includes a large tribe of angry-lookin’ natives, Indiana Jones-style temples, swearing, flamethrowers, a lady with a chin tattoo that looks like a beard, boats, more swearing and A TIGER.
A TIGER. And you know what big cats in an open world game put me in mind of? Oh yes.
Looks very ambitious, this does, and presumably much grander of budget than poor Boiling Point. Seems to be a bit of a (sweary) Heart of Darkness / Apocalypse Now vibe too, albeit rather less subtle in its ‘but who is really the mad one?’ theme. And all the guns and explosions, of course. I sort of want it to calm down a bit.



29/05/2012 at 17:02 reggiep says:
Well that was quick. “This video is private”
29/05/2012 at 17:09 sneetch says:
I feel all excluded and stuff.
30/05/2012 at 07:11 Hvr says:
This is the worst teaser I’ve seen lately..
Actually, I haven’t seen anything here.
29/05/2012 at 17:10 abigbat says:
Private Eye of the Tiger
29/05/2012 at 17:11 Alec Meer says:
Fixed!
29/05/2012 at 17:13 sneetch says:
Too late. Our feelings have been hurt now.
29/05/2012 at 17:33 Mollusc Infestation says:
Our felines have been hurt. I’m sure that’s what you meant.
29/05/2012 at 17:48 Greggh says:
For crying out loud, stop all this hissing!
29/05/2012 at 17:54 Arglebargle says:
Oh no! More catty comments!
29/05/2012 at 18:11 Vorphalack says:
Fur the love of god, not another pun thread.
OO THREAD *pounce*
29/05/2012 at 20:24 Pamplemousse says:
These are so terrible I think I’m going to faint.
Quick! Get me something to lion.
29/05/2012 at 21:05 protorp says:
The lynx being drawn here are a little tenuous.
30/05/2012 at 10:20 jikavak says:
Purrfect.I love cat pun threads.
30/05/2012 at 11:49 Blackcompany says:
All I wanted was game footage. And I end up clawing my way through another pun thread….
30/05/2012 at 13:10 theleif says:
Pamplemousse is fainting! Quick, fetch the medikitty!
30/05/2012 at 13:51 Optimaximal says:
One day, we will all regale our descendants with tails of the RPS pun threads.
29/05/2012 at 17:18 magnus says:
I didn’t see beardy chin-tattoo woman, I did see a man with a bad soul-patch though.
29/05/2012 at 18:09 westyfield says:
She’s at 0:16.
29/05/2012 at 22:54 magnus says:
Now, I see! Tattoo? More like the foam off a frothy mocca.
29/05/2012 at 17:26 Nalano says:
I’m beginning to reeeeeeally dislike preview vids that tell you how great the graphics are instead of showing you how great the graphics are.
29/05/2012 at 17:31 JB says:
Indeed. Clearly, we cannot be trusted to see for ourselves.
29/05/2012 at 18:15 Durkonkell says:
Are you quite mad, Sir? Were they to go straight to showing you the graphics, your eyes could explode! The idea of graphics must be slowly and carefully introduced.
29/05/2012 at 18:20 Nalano says:
Kinda like how a lot of epic movies start out merely with lines of text?
29/05/2012 at 18:28 BAshment says:
Why cant you just take cheat code central’s word for it.
29/05/2012 at 21:46 Roshin says:
But it has an endorsement from Cheat Code Central. It must be awesome.
29/05/2012 at 17:36 wodin says:
Big Cat in jungle experience reminds me of the scene in Apocalypse now…never get off the boat….
29/05/2012 at 17:37 2PartReturn says:
I don’t* give a damn about Far Cry 3, but that’s a wonderful headline.
*Well, I didn’t, tigers might change my mind
29/05/2012 at 17:38 Jason Moyer says:
Have they showed anything besides scripted action scenes? I’m cautiously optimistic about this based on how good Far Cry 2 was, but I can’t shake the feeling that this is probably going to be less open-world and more “really big corridors” like the first game. If so, that would be disappointing since all they really had to do to improve the second one was add some friendly NPC’s and tune the spawn rates better.
29/05/2012 at 19:26 Donjo says:
If there had been an sdk or some basic mod tools released we could have seen the real potential of Far Cry 2 explored.. might have given UBI some ideas…. BUT NNNOOOOOO
29/05/2012 at 21:21 sPOONz says:
Oh yeah. I forgot about them not releasing any mod tools for Farcy 2. That was a real shame. (Looks at DayZ)….. A REAL SHAME.
30/05/2012 at 09:47 Runs With Foxes says:
Here’s what the lead writer says about Far Cry 3:
“So that was what we took to be the core of Far Cry, and the rest we’ve reinvented. Far Cry 3 is narrative-focused. You can think of it like an Assassin’s Creed game in first-person. We’re talking about a first-person shooter action/adventure game. Some levels don’t even have shooting in them at all.”
So. There you go.
29/05/2012 at 17:53 KauhuK says:
It’s like the marketing team for this game is trying too hard. The more I see about this game the less interesting it becomes for me.
29/05/2012 at 18:48 Iskariot says:
Nope, it will rock.
29/05/2012 at 18:05 Yosharian says:
This game is going to be a pile of shit, I’m calling it.
29/05/2012 at 18:14 Fox89 says:
You know, it’s funny how you never notice until a post like this…but there really aren’t enough games with tigers in them!
29/05/2012 at 18:21 Nalano says:
A number of the Tomb Raiders do.
But then you shoot them.
You horrible person, you.
29/05/2012 at 18:46 Fox89 says:
Sometimes I let them have lunch instead though. :)
29/05/2012 at 18:42 povu says:
You drive one around in Saints Row 3.
29/05/2012 at 19:11 Hodge says:
RHAJANG VS. LORENTZ.
29/05/2012 at 18:53 frightlever says:
So Ubisoft and DRM and such…
Anyway. Precursors is currently 50% off at Gamersgate.
http://www.gamersgate.co.uk/DD-PREC/precursors
Still with good old Starforce.
29/05/2012 at 18:56 Carra says:
I really love those Tiger Feet.
29/05/2012 at 19:03 LionsPhil says:
I’m more interested in if they can make wild animals behave as something other than sucidial melee attack drones with moderate-low HP.
New Vegas pleasantly surprised me by having its coyotes be territorial rather than outright psychopathic, even if it was a bit crude and your NPC comrades were all too eager to run up to them and start a fight.
29/05/2012 at 20:08 Defiant Badger says:
Red dead redemption had very convincing animal behaviour, at times at least. It certainly helps when you have the euphoria engine making all the animations gorgeously smooth.
29/05/2012 at 20:01 kwyjibo says:
Pfft, if I wanted to kill endangered animals for fun, I’d be playing Tomb Raider.
29/05/2012 at 20:47 ninjapirate says:
That was unexpected. I spent most of the trailer waiting for a wub that never came.
29/05/2012 at 22:55 magnus says:
No wub, no sale.
29/05/2012 at 21:14 Viper50BMG says:
Despite the lack of wub, somehow that trailer was underwhelming. Even with proper music, a Tiger (always a plus), and some hints at the storyline, somehow being told how great it was going to be by colorful backgrounds and text just isn’t as convincing as showing us how great it’s going to be.
29/05/2012 at 21:15 Strutter says:
This game looks amazing but I have a no UBI soft rule. Silly me.
30/05/2012 at 10:38 Thermal Ions says:
Sorry is that a “No Ubisoft” rule, or a “No Ubi” soft rule where you’ll buy sometimes but not others?
30/05/2012 at 03:06 Gabe McGrath says:
Oh dear, not the old “HOLD THE BIG GUN IN FRONT OF YOU WHEN YOU PRESS FIRE” thing.
Why on earth is that ‘the new thing’?
Is there research somewhere, that says the modern/non-oldschool FPS player feels “more powerful” when they have A BIG GUN BLOCKING THEIR VIEW whenever they press fire?
30/05/2012 at 09:45 Schmitzkater says:
What’s behind a gun does not have to be rendered by a console, if I remember correctly.
30/05/2012 at 03:17 kud13 says:
Hrm.
I want to see some open-worldiness, instead of reading how great and epic and cinematic this FPS is gonna be.
30/05/2012 at 08:35 Sapper Gopher says:
Apocalypse Now was a “sweary” Apocalypse Now.
30/05/2012 at 09:24 bear912 says:
I was pleased with this trailer.
Really, I think it would be excellent if there was a game where large jungle cats could drop on you from the trees if you weren’t aware of your surroundings.
30/05/2012 at 09:42 phlebas says:
It’s just not the same if they can’t fly, though.
30/05/2012 at 10:05 stahlwerk says:
Tiger.
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.
Bird.
Birdy,
birdy, birdy.