Warface? Warface!

By Alec Meer on June 5th, 2012 at 8:00 pm.

Only if they're talking about DayZ though

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  1. langlo94 says:

    WARFACE!

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    mechtroid says:

    Warface, warface face Face War. Warface?

  3. mangrove says:

    WAR OF THE FACE. LEFT CHEEK VS FOREHEAD. WHO WILL WIN? ONLY TIME CAN TELL.

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    golem09 says:

    face2play?

  5. Jimbo says:

    Finally, a prequel to Faces of War.

  6. Obc says:

    FACEWAR. MAN THE CHEEKS, BAT THELASHES, FIGHT FOR YOUR EYES!!!!

  7. db1331 says:

    “War is like, really bad. And you can die. But some things are worse than death, like terrorism.”

    -George Washington

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      Wisq says:

      “War. War is face.” – Face

    • sbs says:

      I couldn’t put it better than the late Alexander Pope did: whence he stated “To err is warface;to war, face.”

    • Jason Moyer says:

      “There was never a good face or a bad war.” — Benjamin Franklin
      “The better part of one’s life consists of his warface.” — Abraham Lincoln
      “The warface is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe.” — Douglas Adams
      “All your face are belong to war.” — internet comment circa 1999

    • Vorphalack says:

      ”Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a warface” – Napoleon Bonaparte
      ”If you are going through hell, warface.” – Winston Churchill
      ”Forgive your enemies, but never forget their warface.” – JFK

    • theleif says:

      All we are saying is give face a war.
      - John Lennon

    • youthful cynic says:

      ‘Warface is neither war nor face, but only a place for war and face.’ – Marcus Aurelius

    • Milos says:

      If you know the War and know Face you need not fear a hundred Warface. – Sun Tzu

    • Jengaman says:

      “Invincibility lies in the face, the possibility of victory in the war….face”- Sun Tzu/ Those “sand rakers”

    • Angel Dust says:

      War & Face – Leo Tolstoy

    • -Spooky- says:

      “War. War never changes ..” – Fallout

  8. Michael Hoss says:

    WAS(THEREA)FACE? WAS! WARFACE!

  9. Radiant says:

    I WORK IN A TAVERN IN THE WITCHER 2.

    WHOREFACE

  10. Hug_dealer says:

    did that trailer scream “Don’t buy me!” to anyone else?

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      Wisq says:

      It seemed to be implying that it would be F2P … so yeah, I guess it did scream “don’t buy me” (because the game is free and you’re probably being ripped off by a scammer).

      • Hug_dealer says:

        you know what i meant.

        • Capt. Eduardo del Mango says:

          Actually, it screamed “100% constant multiplayer machine-gunning people in the face” which, to be honest, is exactly what I’m looking for in a F2P multiplayer shooter – if I want a straightforward way to fill fifteen minutes, jumping into this for some uncomplicated machine-gunning people in the face action would seem to be about right.

      • CaptainObvious says:

        Pretty sure they meant F2W instead of F2P…

        Face 2 War is way cooler than Face 2 Play

    • Greggh says:

      I only heard WARFACE!

    • Godwhacker says:

      Well it didn’t show any faces, and it didn’t show any war as such, but as soon as they release something that does you’ll be so excited that you’ll just have to have Warface all over your Warface

    • JamesPatton says:

      Ha. This trailer didn’t just make me decide to never play this, it made me loathe the corporate tools who decided this thing should be made in the first place.

      And who says “Modern shooters are so complicated”? These people have clearly never played a System Shock game.

  11. EPICTHEFAIL says:

    And to end the tide of lame jokes, that trailer was fucking awful. If it is any indication of the game, then we may well have found something legitimately worse than the endings of ME3 and Battlestar Galactica combined. Also free to play MW. I am so excited. We might actually get a worthy successor to Battlefield Pay2Win (spellchecker just suggested “nonpaying” as an alternative spelling. LOLNO).

    • Dominic White says:

      It’s not really like Battlefield. Competitive play is like a more class-based Call of Duty, and co-op is like a more team-based Crysis 2. Less super-suit powers, but you’re still up against mechs and guys in power-armor. The Russian version is bloody hard, too! The entire team needs to be on the ball. I’ve seen full-team wipes less than a minute into a mission before.

      • Hug_dealer says:

        I am sure i would enjoy this game. But the trailers they release just turn me off.

  12. Dominic White says:

    WARFACE WARFACE. WAR WARFACE WAR FACE .

    Also, played the Russian version of this (it’s not region-locked) and it’s pretty great!

  13. Walsh says:

    WARFACE IS COMPLICATED!

    • stupid_mcgee says:

      But no one understands war but his face.
      Warface.

      You see this game Warface is a bad mother–
      Shut your face!
      But I’m talkin’ about Warface!?
      Then we can dig it.

  14. Nallen says:

    “AAA F2P SOCIAL FPS”

    Oh just…go away.

  15. ShadyGuy says:

    WTF FACE?

  16. HexagonalBolts says:

    ‘modern shooters are SO complicated’ … I don’t… understand… are they… what?

    • ResonanceCascade says:

      Point –> Shoot was too complicated. Now you just hold down the left mouse button and the game does the rest.

    • Synchrony says:

      Its true, modern shooters are SO complicated, as long as you ignore every modern shooter except arma 2

      • grundus says:

        Which is (delightfully and thankfully) complicated enough for every shooter on the market all on it’s own.

    • stupid_mcgee says:

      Maybe they mean like back in the day before we had fancy shmancy things like mouselook and reloading, like Wolf3D and Doom.

  17. Dominic White says:

    Here’s a much better trailer that came out a while back:

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    Wisq says:

    LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

    … THAT’S NOT A WAR FACE!

    • djbriandamage says:

      >:O

    • ShadyGuy says:

      Haha, I just rewatched FMJ last week. That scene is great.

    • stupid_mcgee says:

      I wonder if one of the maps will take place in a book suppository building…

      • Dozer says:

        Good grief. I strongly advise you refer your doctor to your nation’s equivalent to the General Medical Council.

  19. sirdavies says:

    LOL

  20. PacketOfCrisps says:

    BATTLEBUM!

  21. strangelingo says:

    HODOR?

  22. BlueDragon says:

    Enemy Territory 2012…..also Warface.

  23. terazeal says:

    War… war never faces.

  24. MistyMike says:

    WAFERS

    A Roman Catholic FPS

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    Stellar Duck says:

    WARFACE! POWERED BY GFACE!

  26. Poddington says:

    Because games like Counter-Strike that blend a social side with modern shooters has been so complicated for over 12 years that no one plays them.

    Oh wait!

    I mean..warface…

  27. JerreyRough says:

    Iwata considers the bananas. He feels the bananas. The bananas please Iwata. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas.

    Bananas.

  28. Vinraith says:

    Warfish!

  29. Unaco says:

    GWARFACE
    MoH: GWARFighter
    CoD: Modern GWARfare.

    These games I would buy.

    • stupid_mcgee says:

      I would love to play a modern shooter featuring GWAR. I’ll see if I can ask David Brockie if he’d be down.

      MEAT SANDWICH!!!

    • Shooop says:

      You have just won everything.

  30. Prokroustis says:

    What is this game called again?

  31. Roshin says:

    In the grim butt of the future, there is only WORF. WORFACE! WORFACE!

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      Dilapinated says:

      Ace Worf!

      Smoke me a Targ, I’ll be back in time for breakfast!

  32. squareking says:

    W A R F A C E

  33. NathanH says:

    Aw, farce! Caw fear! Cafe war! Raw face! WARFACE!

  34. Anton says:

    War Fez!!!

  35. Anton says:

    Mwooaaarrr Face!

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    Keirley says:

    Gotta love the ‘have some bloody ammunition!’ bit at the 0:17 mark.

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    felisc says:

    Bonsoir.
    Face.

  38. Turbobutts says:

    I wish they’d make it melee only. That shit looks fun as hell.

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    Hanban says:

    TO WAR OR NOT TO WAR THAT IS THE FACE! – William Warface

  40. HVO-Jetfire says:

    Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor, Hodor? Hodor — Hodor!

  41. Wolfox says:

    “Say hello to my little friend!” – Warface

  42. Adekan says:

    Warface. I clicked on the story expecting to see an Warface actual story, but hoping deep Warface down that I’d just see more Warface.
    I was not War disappointed Face

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    Dilapinated says:

    ..Are these things that anybody actually says?

  44. Beelzebud says:

    BROFACE

    While watching that trailer, I shouted WARFACE, until a bloody red mist covered my monitor.

    The graphics look really nice. It just needed more people pleading for their lives before being shot point blank in the WARFACE.

  45. Matzerath says:

    Sadly it was originally called ‘Face’ until marketing stepped in.

  46. Orontes says:

    Prefer Wharf Ace myself. Ship-loading/unloading ftw.

  47. Grargh says:

    I so hope they call their social component Warfacebook.

  48. The_B says:

    Warface? Warface, warface warface warface; warface. Warface warface?

  49. Skusey says:

    Warface.