Warface? Warface!

By Alec Meer on June 5th, 2012 at 8:00 pm.

Only if they're talking about DayZ though

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  1. Easy says:

    It is WAR. And there are FACES. Lots of FACES.

  2. Turkey says:

    I don’t know about you guys, but that guy blowing up the pumpkin was a little too wacky for my tastes. Let’s tone it down a dial, watchface. I mean let’s notch it down a peg, warface.

  3. Skyhigh says:

    FaceWarInYour

  4. karthink says:

    Warface.

    “Modern Shooters are so Complicated?”

    WARFACE

  5. Jason Moyer says:

    A free to play game that seems inspired by the only good part of the last 4 or 5 CoD games (the co-op). Sign me up.

  6. Scrofa says:

    WARFACE IS MY FACE WHEN WARFACE

  7. Jim Reaper says:

    Pfft, Warfaces are so 2008. I prefer a happy face….

  8. Gaytard Fondue says:

    HULK SMASH!

  9. Lev Astov says:

    [warface]I’m afraid I cannot stomach games that have magical man-portable bulletproof riot shields. And this one was looking so promising, too.[/warface]

    • downgrade says:

      This one is only played for one reason.
      .
      .
      .
      WARFACE!!!11!

    • Dominic White says:

      This game also has 20 foot tall killer robots. If your fragile sense of immersion is shattered by a bulletproof shield, the mechs are likely going to destroy your very worldview.

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    quietone says:

    Peace A$$

  11. orange_magik says:

    WARFACEPALM.

  12. Schaap says:

    Warface 7: Blackface?

  13. Hillbert says:

    M O O N, that spells WARFACE!

  14. Hunchback says:

    Warsaw?

  15. Nokterian says:

    Warface in your Gface brah!

  16. mentally extrabalanced says:

    Talk to the Warface.
    I think I just saw a warface running down the street with a little warface in its mouth.
    EEEWW… a warface..!
    Simply put: whorefece.
    And now, la piece de resistence..: WARFACE!
    I am telling you, those germans have weeeak (i.e. warface) imagination, and the name of this shooter is generic for their games’s plot lines..

  17. Kinch says:

    Made me think of Duty Calls. :D

    “War… War never changes… Or does it?
    The war has changed… Did it?
    The answer is “no”!
    Unless it is “yes”…
    No! Of course it is.
    IS WAR!
    Yes!
    No!
    Yes?”

  18. Rattlepiece says:

    FACE OF WAR.

  19. Koozer says:

    The word face looks REALLY weird now. I am making a WARFACE

  20. grizzled young man says:

    I literally have no idea what is real and what is parody anymore.

    Anyone care to help this old timer sort things out? WTF is this? Whose quotes and footage?

  21. Jay says:

    As it’s Crytek, you have to wonder… was WarCry taken already or something?

    • Mattressi says:

      It’s called WarFace because it’s made on Crytek’s CryFace engine. They always include the name of their engine in the name of their games. Like Far Face and Facis.

  22. Metalfish says:

    WARF-

    *Dies*

  23. magnus says:

    Warface, HUH!, what is it good for? ( it’s been done?)

  24. Raziel_Alex says:

    One does not simply face a war! – General Gandalf
    What has been faced cannot be war…red…. maybe.

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    oceanclub says:

    “Warface 2: Wararse is scheduled for Fall 2013″.

    P.

  26. unimural says:

    I bet you dollars to doughnuts that after a month or so this whole War on Face will become an increasingly costly an affair for the decision makers. There will be people asking embarssing questions, like the justification for it all. But once it’s launched, we all just have to live with the War on Face and either pretend it wasn’t a bad idea to start with or just ignore it and hope it will eventually go away.

  27. Bob says:

    “FACE it, WAR is good for the economy”…..Emperor Titus Arsus

  28. markcocjin says:

    They totally missed the opportunity to call it…

    CRYFACE!

    • LionsPhil says:

      “Press X to sob and blubber”

      Perhaps that’s the sequel where the WARFACE’d gentlemen are dealing with the crippling emotional impact of PTSD.

  29. E_FD says:

    Wait, this is a trailer for a real game? Not a parody video?

  30. Shadram says:

    I just hear the Pigs in Space announcer off The Muppets.

    WAAAARRRRR IN FAAAAAAAAACE!

    Warface.

  31. Jim9137 says:

    I shall now fully expect to read about an interview that shall go thusly:

    RPS: Warface?

    Warface: WARFACE

  32. MadTinkerer says:

    Aw, farce.

  33. Caiman says:

    These devs should just all band together, make the ultimate modern manshooter, and then just keep selling it under a variety of fun and innovative names. They’re all the same game anyway and nobody really seems to notice, so I can only conclude we’re in it for the names. Can’t beat CODBLOPS as a manshoot name anyway, nice try Crytek.

  34. Ateius says:

    Every time RPS runs a thing on Warface it takes me a few sentences in (or a few seconds of video, as the case may be) to remember that someone actually titled their game Warface, and it’s not a word RPS made up to make fun of the endless chain of modern shoot-em-ups.

  35. Deccan says:

    Warface is actually that big robot from the first trailer, formed by the union of Warmouth, Warballs, Warears, Warteeth and Warnostrils.

  36. DrSlek says:

    I LIKE YOU, PRIVATE WARFACE! YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER!

  37. MacTheGeek says:

    Worlds of Warface?

  38. HeavyStorm says:

    F2P as in P2W?

  39. Skabooga says:

    When life gives you lemons, WARFACE.

  40. Strangerator says:

    You guys war my face out with all your facings of war! Lol warface!!!

    “What’s wrong with Worf, ace?”
    “Oh, that’s just his warface, it looks like a fanny!”

    This game’s very existence wants me to fling pudding at my own face at a high rate of speed.

  41. Acorino says:

    I find it telling that all they had to say about the claim that “Social and Shooter don’t mix” was “Really?”. They couldn’t even make up some bullshit that convinces themselves!

  42. Shadowcat says:

    All war and no face makes Jack a dull boy.

  43. Shadowcat says:

    “And finally, monsieur, a warface-thin fps.”

    “No.”

    “Oh sir! It’s only a tiny little uncomplicated one.”

  44. Hammurabi says:

    Man. I’m in the early planning stages for a game I was gonna call BulletFace… I am disappointed by this outcome. Though, I like the ballistic shields, that’s pretty neat.

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    kregg says:

    Look ‘ere guys. This is how you journalism.

  47. Tridae says:

    sigh. Damn this anti-article – sending the comments into a frenzy of who can shout WARFACE the most creatively. We get it – it’s a stupid name, but heck the game looks awesome. I’ve seen some Let’s Plays on youtube of the Russian version and it looks like a solid multiplayer shooter. It’s free-to-play too so we can’t really complain. I’d rather play this quality looking shooter with a sense of humour than pay for COD or any of the other clones.

    Also – I love the Crysis and Crysis 2 multiplayer, not only because of the suit but the feel of the Cryengine is what made it great. I’m definitely excited for this.

  48. Kresh says:

    That pumpkin totally deserved it. He had no WARFACE.