By Craig Pearson on January 11th, 2013 at 7:00 pm.
They did. They absolutely, utterly, completely modded a new world into Skyrim that’s based on Super Mario. Super Skyrim Bros. adds a new instance into Skyrim, so you at least won’t be converting all of Bethesda’s chilly wastes to the blocky nightmare you see here. Just a corner of it. A nightmare of question mark blocks, coins, Goombas, Koopas, secrets, and even Bowser. Want to see it in action? You’ll need sunglasses and a quiet room to lie down in after. I’m about to hit my sofa and hide under some cushions.
It’s accessed via a new house near Winterhold. Enter it and you’ll be dragged into the Mushroom Kingdom, to fight Mario’s enemies. In there you can collect new weapons based on Mario’s skills, like the Staff of Fire Flower and the Staff of Koopa Shell, but you’re also welcome to splat the Koopas with any of your Skyrim powers. You know the one I’m talking about.
You’ll probably note it’s a bit shonky looking, but it’s worth it for the experience. Just like sky-diving in the nude, roller-coasting in the nude, and the naked running of the bulls. So strip off and enjoy.
11/01/2013 at 19:04 lordcooper says:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present PC gaming to you.
11/01/2013 at 23:04 tehfish says:
Indeed, i love these acts of rampant silliness from the mod scene :D
Makes the consoles seem so sensible and dull in comparison.
12/01/2013 at 05:00 thecat17 says:
I’m not sure I can wait until I finish Fallout 3 to play this…
12/01/2013 at 12:41 RoAE says:
Did you finish Oblivion? Yes, then I see no problem here…..
11/01/2013 at 19:16 Drake Sigar says:
Why? Why not.
11/01/2013 at 19:16 SuperNashwanPower says:
Oh FFS there’s a woman’s boob in the picture. Now three pages of comments are going to be dedicated to sadfaces and I will have to wade through several philosophical
faecestheses to actually read any interesting comments about the game.Just remove all breasts from RPS for gods sake. It will save so much bandwidth.
11/01/2013 at 19:24 db1331 says:
Thanks for keeping abreast of this issue. I think this whole recent boob debate has really cleaved the RPS community right down the middle.
11/01/2013 at 19:27 SuperNashwanPower says:
I can tell you really needed to get that off your chest
11/01/2013 at 22:48 Lanfranc says:
Seems like this subject always makes people raise the bristols.
12/01/2013 at 01:49 running fungus says:
This thread has officially gone tits up.
14/01/2013 at 02:25 b1239341 says:
Little did he know that the hammer was deeply rooted in the hidden symbolism of the series.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZluGLQ6X4MQ
11/01/2013 at 19:26 Beernut says:
“Just remove all breasts from RPS for gods sake. It will save so much bandwidth”
(ignoring the intended point of the posting)
Which brings up an interesting point: Do larger breasts consume a higher amount of bandwidth than small ones? Someone should definitely investigate this, since mobile gaming is such a thing nowadays. Because if we have definitive proof of a direct correlation between a character’s boob-size and the amount of bandwidth consumed for loading the model, developers could draw consequences and offer different models for different networks: Small-boobed characters when only mobile-data-connections with limited traffic-volume is available and full-boobed-goodness wherever there’s traffic-limiless-wifi! I feel that further research is needed in this field!
11/01/2013 at 19:31 SuperNashwanPower says:
Its been known about for some time, and is known as the “Vertex to Spandex” ratio.
The recent Hitman trailer apparently caused several Galaxy S2′s in Birmingham to crash.
11/01/2013 at 19:39 Kasab says:
I can see it now-
“We here at Tosspot Studios decided not to include female characters on account of the cost. It takes a team of 100 modellers two months to sculpt a single breast, and we don’t even have twenty modellers. If we were to aim for two breasts, or a more ordinary amount like five, we’d quickly eat up our budget. Thus, there are no women in our game.”
Possibly why Brink and Stalker have no female characters whatsoever.
11/01/2013 at 19:43 Beernut says:
True. But “bigger breasts for characters” sounds like a perfect “stretch”-goal for future Kickstarter-projects! (get it? “stretch”-goal! *laughs_ awkwardly*)
11/01/2013 at 20:18 SuperNashwanPower says:
The solution is voxel mammaries. Boob cubes.
11/01/2013 at 20:24 Kasab says:
Destructible busoms?
11/01/2013 at 20:27 SuperNashwanPower says:
Console version aiming made easier by providing much bigger titbox
12/01/2013 at 00:19 The Random One says:
Procedurally generated breasts
12/01/2013 at 08:19 Grargh says:
Bewb bobbing on or off?
11/01/2013 at 19:27 lordcooper says:
Seems like you were the only one to mention it. Are you aiming for a self fulfilling prophecy?
11/01/2013 at 19:45 SuperNashwanPower says:
I was actually hoping that any negative reactions to my post would take the form of “Yeah SuperNashwanPower, we SHOULD get rid of all tits – starting with you”.
What a shame.
11/01/2013 at 20:20 f1x says:
Thanks, tits was what I needed to finish the day, now I can happily go to breast
12/01/2013 at 05:03 thecat17 says:
Sometimes, I really do wonder what it is you are yammering about.
14/01/2013 at 11:05 Universal Quitter says:
Troll, idiot, or normal guy having a bad day! Taking all bets!
Seriously, though, complain about the feminism stuff on the actual articles about it. Worse than the fact that you caused the problem you were complaining about, you accidentally started a pun thread.
14/01/2013 at 21:50 MellowKrogoth says:
Whatever was your intention, thanks for making this post. The answers are hilarious.
11/01/2013 at 19:25 otyugh says:
“I used to be a Khajiit plumber until I took a rainbow star to the knee…”
11/01/2013 at 19:33 SuperNashwanPower says:
As a result of writing this, three kittens have just been executed.
Please. Think of the kittens
11/01/2013 at 19:36 otyugh says:
“Enough! I will not stand idly by while a fire flower burns my hold and slaughters my people!”
12/01/2013 at 08:22 Grargh says:
It is said the guys from Hammerfell have curved pipes. Curved. Pipes.
11/01/2013 at 19:26 InternetBatman says:
Who would go to that much effort to recreat Waluigi?
11/01/2013 at 19:43 Low Life says:
Who wouldn’t?!
11/01/2013 at 20:26 InternetBatman says:
The sane.
11/01/2013 at 22:51 Lanfranc says:
Oh, those people. The boring ones.
12/01/2013 at 22:22 absolofdoom says:
Someone who wants to enjoy destroying his hopes and dreams with a hammer. I quite liked watching that bit, myself.
14/01/2013 at 09:59 Cunzy1 1 says:
Haven’t you heard? There’s a Nintendo conspiracy to keep him out of games at least according to a guy called WaluigiFan46.
11/01/2013 at 19:28 D-e-f- says:
Auto-awesome because Waluigi. :)
11/01/2013 at 19:56 SkittleDiddler says:
“You’ll probably note it’s a bit shonky looking…”
Well, it is a Skyrim mod. Shonkyness goes with the territory.
11/01/2013 at 21:05 Knufinke says:
Well, it’s Skyrim. Shonkyness goes with the territory.
11/01/2013 at 23:13 sinister agent says:
Well, it’s. Shonkyness goes with.
12/01/2013 at 01:02 Foosnark says:
SHONKYFACE
12/01/2013 at 01:16 Kaira- says:
That’s some shonky business right there.
11/01/2013 at 20:03 Magnusm1 says:
Wan’t this already posted?
11/01/2013 at 20:18 mikmanner says:
Yup, RPS has peaked for 2013 – none more better post titles than that.
11/01/2013 at 20:19 FurryLippedSquid says:
That is, by far, the best article headline I have seen on the internet this year so far.
11/01/2013 at 20:40 ArthurBarnhouse says:
Actually John already thought of the best headline of the year: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/01/08/do-you-want-to-get-piston/
11/01/2013 at 20:48 FurryLippedSquid says:
It’s a close run thing, but I think Craig wins by a nose.
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12/01/2013 at 00:50 Tiax says:
Before realising it was a bot, I thought he was about to tell us that they made a similar mod in Donald Duck’s universe.
12/01/2013 at 13:08 Lanfranc says:
We should be so lucky.
11/01/2013 at 20:51 kalirion says:
Why the dual-wielded hammers? Shouldn’t enemies be dispatched by jumping on them?
12/01/2013 at 12:55 dE says:
Little did he know that the hammer was deeply rooted in the hidden symbolism of the series.
-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOI7eg1n64
11/01/2013 at 21:38 Arglebargle says:
This is Amazing! This is Awful!
11/01/2013 at 22:49 PleasingFungus says:
Why would someone kill a Waluigi :(
12/01/2013 at 06:17 uh20 says:
flash the goomba’s to death with your good looking body.
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