By John Walker on February 14th, 2013 at 2:00 pm.

Happy Valentine’s Day, readers. We luurrrrrrve you. Kissy kissy slurp.
On this loviest of days, we want to know which gaming characters you truly love. Not fancy. Bleaurgh – we’re not CVG. Love. Whether it’s eros, philos, storgy or agape, whom do you find yourself caring about in the gaming world? Which characters do you worry about like you might your brother or sister? Is there a hero you’d make sacrifices for? Is there a game kid you find yourself wanting to parent? Or is there a fictional someone you’d swoop up into your arms, stare deeply and lovingly into his or her eyes, and carry into the sunset? Let us know your game loves below.



14/02/2013 at 14:01 gibb3h says:
Shodan of course.
14/02/2013 at 14:27 Trithne says:
This is the only correct answer.
14/02/2013 at 14:32 Wther says:
How can you not love a perfect, immortal machine?
14/02/2013 at 14:38 slerbal says:
I’ll be her insect any day
14/02/2013 at 17:33 Low Life says:
I’d run through her corridors.
And yes, SHODAN is a fine choice.
14/02/2013 at 19:27 ResonanceCascade says:
Goddess. The title suits her well.
15/02/2013 at 11:24 joedpa82 says:
Kinda sad that the first list of comments never mentioned Lara Croft. The old sexy delicious lara not the new ones
15/02/2013 at 17:34 fish99 says:
I dunno, Shodan does betray you.
How about Delacroix with that zexy frensh accent.
14/02/2013 at 14:03 David Bliff says:
Nathan Drake is well-written enough to deserve it.
14/02/2013 at 14:47 Screamer says:
He indeed has my manly love!
14/02/2013 at 14:54 TheBlackBandit says:
It’s got to be Drake.
14/02/2013 at 15:23 RobinOttens says:
Cutscene Nathan Drake, hmm, sure. In-game Nathan Drake however is a mass-murdering jerk who thinks he can laugh off brutal headshots with an unfunny one-liner.
I could go with a few Persona/Final Fantasy or Bioware characters. But I’ll pick that sad, ill secretary girl who’s name I can’t remember from Actual Sunlight. She could use some love, care and friendliness.
15/02/2013 at 01:31 Dowr says:
Nathan Drake is [not] well-written enough to deserve it.
Fixed that for you
14/02/2013 at 14:03 MrThingy says:
Garrett.
What miserable taffer wouldn’t fall in love with that voice. Weakened at the knees by his dulcet tones, as he stole your heart (amongst certain other items on your person).
14/02/2013 at 14:11 Anguy says:
Same here :)
14/02/2013 at 14:46 fawstoar says:
“A throne room, huh? How pretentious can you get…”
Garrett ily.
26/02/2013 at 12:09 Homercleese says:
Garrett is, without any doubt, the smoothest operator in gaming.
14/02/2013 at 14:04 Faldrath says:
Fall-from-Grace was my first, and still my major, gaming crush.
14/02/2013 at 14:13 Bhazor says:
Pah, not even worthy of holding Anna’s tail.
14/02/2013 at 14:19 Faldrath says:
Annah was whiny, insecure and annoying. Grace was smart and mature. And also, you know, a succubus.
14/02/2013 at 14:38 Bhazor says:
Just don’t come crying to me when this happens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-E6eBbs7yo
14/02/2013 at 21:55 Kamos says:
If I remember correctly, Morte and Annah hint pretty heavily that Fall-From-Grace’s looks is just a façade.
“Don’t judge a person by her looks”, and all that… But yeah, she must have horns, multiple eyes and four arms in her real form, so…
14/02/2013 at 20:50 Dezmiatu says:
Of all the Planescape: Torment characters, the only one to love is Ravel. If every kindness she does is laced with cruelty, than the love she feels for you is more genuine than a one note ghost, a milquetoast prig, or an abusive thief can muster. She is poetic, as ugly as you are, and tenacious in reuniting. With no qualms she performed terrible acts to seed messages for you to find as sign posts to her. Why she nearly tore Sigil apart alone is the most touching act ever done in the whole game, and shows perverse consideration that makes you want to hug her forever.
14/02/2013 at 21:51 Kamos says:
I would not have thought of Ravel… But indeed, if there is anyone in that game that needs a hug badly, it is Ravel.
14/02/2013 at 14:21 Paraquat says:
Was it actually possible to open her diary?
14/02/2013 at 14:49 c-Row says:
That’s a funny name you call it.
14/02/2013 at 15:58 Faldrath says:
Nope. And nope.
14/02/2013 at 14:24 RedViv says:
Torment took somewhat of a Bildungsroman place in my development, and Grace told me that I can be pre-made for something, but don’t need to carry the baggage that usually comes with it, if I can be strong enough to mend it to my own cause. A beautiful thing to be taught. Definitely down in the philia category, I think.
14/02/2013 at 14:04 Mr. Mister says:
Uhm… none, really. If I’m trying to keep them alive it’s mostly just for the challange and to get the most content out of a playthrough.
14/02/2013 at 14:06 N'Al says:
Mario
14/02/2013 at 14:17 x1501 says:
Exactly. He may be fat, dim, and usually high on mushrooms, but the man is loaded with gold coins and his pipe laying skills are unrivaled. Or so I’m told.
14/02/2013 at 19:54 Craig Stern says:
*slow clap*
14/02/2013 at 20:08 Max Planck says:
*Energetic exited clapping* Bravo!
15/02/2013 at 09:25 El_Emmental says:
*joins in* Magnifico !
14/02/2013 at 14:06 Hoaxfish says:
None when I’m not playing their game.
Remember: fiction != reality.
14/02/2013 at 14:12 Llewyn says:
You only say that ‘cos you’re not real.
14/02/2013 at 21:36 mouton says:
Fiction is just as real, you just interact with it differently.
14/02/2013 at 14:07 megalosaurus says:
Bub ‘n’ Bob. Or is it cheating to name two? Ok… um, Bob… no, Bub, no! Um, which was the green one?
14/02/2013 at 14:07 Nathan says:
It was hard not to fall in love with my Sheppard after spending all that time with him/her.
14/02/2013 at 14:10 westyfield says:
Shepard would be mine as well.
Edit: And Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins.
14/02/2013 at 17:37 McDan says:
I would say my shepard, that renegade sentinel space lady, but as I was playing as her it would have to be Liara. My original blue space love.
15/02/2013 at 01:40 Dowr says:
I also feel in love with my Shepard until he slept with that women in the very tight overalls.
14/02/2013 at 14:07 psepho says:
When you say ‘storgy’ do you mean ‘stalky’? As in a stalky kind of love? In that case can I have Nicolette du Clare? She’s got a big empty house with lots of grounds that would be ideal for loitering plaintively.
14/02/2013 at 14:37 Harlander says:
Storge is the slightly odd-sounding Greek word for the love between family members.
“I loved him like a brother,” you might say, “which is why strangling him was so hard.”
14/02/2013 at 14:08 Gwyddelig says:
My badass XCOM assault colonel.
14/02/2013 at 14:10 Chris D says:
Is that wise? X-Com romances can only end in tears.
14/02/2013 at 14:43 Gwyddelig says:
Did that bother Shakespere? Wagner? Bonnie Tyler???
No it did not, sirrah!
14/02/2013 at 15:02 Chris D says:
I’m just saying that one day it’s all “Solid copy sir!” and making plans about spending ability points and the next day all you’re left with is a name on a wall and sad bagpipe music.
I just don’t want you to make my mistakes. (Which mainly involved dashing into an area without scouting properly, but also forgetting that just because grenades don’t ever scatter doesn’t mean a rocket launcher won’t)
14/02/2013 at 16:28 tungstenHead says:
I really liked ol’ ‘Sheriff’ until it turned out she had psychic powers. Suddenly, I had to rethink whether or not it would be wise to be in a relationship with a woman that could seize complete control of my mind. But, to her, it didn’t really matter what I wanted.
Suddenly, it didn’t really matter what I wanted for her.
14/02/2013 at 19:31 easter says:
Ditto for my female assault and sniper colonels, ‘Android’ and ‘Witchy’ respectively. The most kills, the most willpower and consequently the first to pass psy tests. They also fed my male gaze by looking stunning in the advanced armors.
14/02/2013 at 14:09 Drake Sigar says:
Clementine.
14/02/2013 at 18:17 LennyLeonardo says:
Excellent call. Clem for sure.
14/02/2013 at 18:45 Alexrd says:
Came here just to say that.
14/02/2013 at 23:14 Scare Tactics says:
Oh yeah, Clem <3
14/02/2013 at 14:09 Zorn says:
Paperboy. I was always so sad when a dog got at him. Always felt like it was my fault.
I was not trying hard enough. Like he needed more than I could give. But I couldn’t
let go, I had to keep trying. In the end, there may have been a happy end for us,
did it not? I don’t allow myself to think I was wrong in hoping. Oh, my paperboy.
We could have been great together. I hope you’re well, wherever you are,
and always one pedal kick faster then the hounds of spritehell.
14/02/2013 at 14:09 Shantara says:
Leliana. Had to replay many of her lines several times, because I was so enraptured by her voice, I completely missed the meaning of her words.
14/02/2013 at 14:39 greenbananas says:
I kept waiting for her to go: “Lissen verry carrefully, I shall say zis only vonce”.
14/02/2013 at 14:48 sinister agent says:
I could never fall for the Dragon Age cast, simply because of their deeply unsettling failure to react in the slightest way when they and everyone around them is covered with blood. Leliana introducihg herself and chatting about nunnery or whatever while some poor bastard’s gizzards are dripping off her chin, like it’s not even a thing… brrr.
14/02/2013 at 14:57 Shantara says:
Installing no blood mod was one of the first things I did after starting playing Dragon Age. If I played without it, perhaps my opinion would be very different.
14/02/2013 at 15:11 westyfield says:
Isn’t there an option in the menu to turn blood splatters off?
14/02/2013 at 15:12 Patches the Hyena says:
You don’t need a mod, there’s an option to disable persistent gore.
14/02/2013 at 14:10 Shinan says:
It’s probably a bit obvious but certainly Clementine. I did all the things the game wanted me to do for her and I did them happily!
14/02/2013 at 14:10 Anguy says:
If I’d be a woman my choice would be Garrett.
Instead I choose Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, I actually and truly fell in love with her a little bit the first time playing through the game a couple of years ago, she’s just wonderful!
14/02/2013 at 15:01 Gramarye says:
I’m with you on both.
14/02/2013 at 14:10 P4p3Rc1iP says:
I’m afraid all my love for games has been brutally torn away by money greedy publishers ruining great franchises. Now all that’s left is a deep hatred for anything digital.
But honestly, I’ve never really felt any love for a digital character or game in general. Sure, I have fond memories of certain games, but the word “love” doesn’t really come to mind.
14/02/2013 at 14:11 Kollega says:
Ratchet. Definitely Ratchet. His appearance, his personality, his adventures… everything feels as if it was tailor-made to fit my tastes.
15/02/2013 at 11:13 marat271 says:
Furries are fine I guess :/
14/02/2013 at 14:12 zachforrest says:
Female villager from Age of Empires II. Easy on the eye (yes i’m a red blooded male RPS), capable of mining, lumberjacking, farming, hunting and construction, proficient in several languages and can besiege a castle at a pinch.
14/02/2013 at 14:19 Jamesworkshop says:
can’t beat a woman that can set a stone castle on fire by punching it enough times
15/02/2013 at 00:06 identiti_crisis says:
Well, you could, but you’d probably not, in fear of being beaten right back…
Also, you both win something valuable that I don’t own, like an internet, or something. I actually, physically laughed!
14/02/2013 at 14:12 bateleur says:
Nanaki (FF7). He’s had a tough life, but he’s a good… erm… dog… thing. :-)
14/02/2013 at 17:11 Synesthesia says:
oof, nanaki’s music was something else. I also loved him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T3srk8Dkuo
14/02/2013 at 14:12 Bhazor says:
A young Kreia. My waifu is a scaryfu.
But in game it has to be April Ryan, she’s so funny and sweet with such a can do attitude. And she can open portals to an alternate universe and that shit is such a turn on.
14/02/2013 at 16:10 Kasab says:
I read that as “Andrew Ryan”, and then had to correct it to “Ayn Rand”.
14/02/2013 at 14:13 Ringwraith says:
As befitting just finishing watching its animated adaptation, I love the cast of Persona 4 too much, such a good bunch of characters, and they really make you attached to them, in no small part to the school life/fighting demons contrast. You get to see them as people.
14/02/2013 at 14:13 RedViv says:
Goodness. Here we go.
Merrill. Mostly because she’s confused and out of place and at the same time troubled and innocently naive, which mirrors early parts of my adulthood where adolescence was still trying to keep its monkey-girl-y paws on the levers in my mind. Seeing that I have that astonishing and somewhat problematic tendency to fall into the “birds of a feather” kind of crush… Yeah. Psyche, ho!
14/02/2013 at 14:43 Hazz-JB says:
*EDIT* Whoops, this wasn’t supposed to be a reply. Apologies.
Eleanor Lamb from Bioshock 2. I felt a combination of protectiveness as the character’s father in game, but I was also quite infatuated with her as the player.
*SPOILER*
Being left for dead by her at the end of the game left me with a feeling of loneliness and melancholy, but also with a twisted admiration for the psycopath I’d created.
14/02/2013 at 16:53 GenBanks says:
Ah, glad to see another Dragon Age comment… I at first thought mine further down about Morrigan was the only one about DAO. Considering that the romance options in that game were actually pretty deep, that would have been a shame.
I think the fact that different people have different characters they ‘fell in love with’ while playing it is a good testament to how well the topic was handled. The relationships your avatar formed felt personalised in a way which no other game I’ve played has matched.
14/02/2013 at 14:14 Carighan Maconar says:
Hrm, close one between Naoto Shirogane and Shizune Hakamichi.
14/02/2013 at 14:15 nopol10 says:
According to a Tomb Raider producer I want to protect Lara Croft.
14/02/2013 at 14:17 Vegard Pompey says:
Lulu. <3
Also GLaDOS.
And Faridah Malik.
14/02/2013 at 19:39 Faxmachinen says:
Damn it, Malik. You were the only person I could trust. My best just wasn’t good enough.
14/02/2013 at 19:56 sinister agent says:
It just so happens that I got back into Deus Ex 3 last night, and was pleased when an opportunity to do something / get to know Malik came up.
Then it went back down again halfway through, because if you’re not a hacker in the third game, you miss out on several side quests where there’s no other way around. Incredibly irritating, not least as the Lee Hong thing even says that he’s going to the Hive later, and I just know that if I were able to hack his PC, he would magically appear there, and he won’t until I do that. There really should be an option to just skip the hacking and confront him at the Hive with the baseball bat.
14/02/2013 at 22:23 Faxmachinen says:
And then if you went for computer wizard or ninja, you were screwed in the mandatory boss fights (though I did manage to get a turret with me to one fight).
DXHR didn’t give you quite enough alternatives, and it suffered for it. Still a good game though.
14/02/2013 at 23:18 sinister agent says:
Oh yeah, I’m really enjoying it, by far the most Deus Ex-y game since the first. I love the persuasion conversations in particular. Just a few issues like that come up occasionally, and bother me.
15/02/2013 at 01:36 particlese says:
Trustworthy also was Michelle Walthers, methinks. Sure, she had lost a marble or two, but she doled out some interesting backstory and had that cool/nice grandmother vibe to her — someone I would want to take care of, so I’m glad the game gave me the option to do so. Unless she was actually an Illuminatus maneuvering me with that backstory. *fist shake*
And then there’s Josie Thorpe — she is someone I felt awful about (though this, like Malik’s deal, depends on how you play the game). Early in the game, I ignored some nagging about hostages and delighted in exploring the Sarif building. When I started the next mission, I got this sinking feeling when I learned the hostages had been shot as a result of my tarrying. Games aren’t supposed to do that! Then I felt a bit better when I rescued Josie from Zeke at the end of that mission, but then down again: Josie’s husband was one of the hostages, and now she’d be living with that horrible loss because I treated the game like a game. :(
Ah, lovely Saint Valentine’s Day. Quick, to Google!
14/02/2013 at 20:54 Ross Angus says:
Came here to say Malik. It’s not a sexy love. I just dug hanging out with her.
14/02/2013 at 14:18 Jamesworkshop says:
Man i can’t think of one, even in gaming i’m still
http://trollfreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/In-Home-forever-alone-P.jpg
14/02/2013 at 14:18 frightlever says:
I’m developing a real bromance with Herman in my current Skyrim playthrough.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=13348&searchtext=
14/02/2013 at 14:18 PoulWrist says:
The Cacodemon in Doom <3 cutest ever!
14/02/2013 at 14:36 Bhazor says:
Pinky is was cuter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxcTeyA4Rcc#t=1m51s
14/02/2013 at 21:10 noom says:
Gotta be the Mancubus. The way its innards just ease themselves out of the encompassing flesh when it dies… so sensual.
14/02/2013 at 14:20 airtekh says:
Velvet Velour from Vampire: Bloodlines. Such a hypnotic, sexy voice.
She can bite my neck anytime.
14/02/2013 at 16:24 MarcP says:
Four playthroughs in, and I’ve had to accept I’ll never know the alternate dialogues you get for her storylines. Can’t disappoint VV.
14/02/2013 at 17:53 Alevice says:
Oh man, I agree, you cant let Miss Velour down.
15/02/2013 at 08:40 ScorpionWasp says:
Heather Poe for me. She’s so endearing in her misguided attempts at gaining your approval. She’s one of the extremely rare videogame characters that feels genuine. And then… well.
SPOILER ALERT DONT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS WONDERFUL GAME. GO PLAY IT BTW
Midway through the game I thought to myself: “If this was the real world… you know, a version of the real world where vampires can breach human security like it’s not even there, me being a person who has numerous vampire enemies and an apartment with zero security… with… something that’s dear to me. If that was so, we could all see where this would be going. But this is a game, designed to sell and to appeal to consumer fantasies. Stupid, indulgent, puerile consumer fantasies. Believability and logic are secondary. They’d NEVER in a million years alienate the player by………………………… I can’t believe that. This developer has balls of… I don’t even know what material would do this here justice. BRAVO!
14/02/2013 at 14:21 Mace134 says:
Jack, from Mass Effect. I feel a bit bad about it because it wasn’t really an organic feeling as she was designed with the romance sub-storyline. Also, her writing was at times clichéd and problematic. Regardless, I did, and oddly still do care for her, which is part of why I haven’t played ME3. I’ve heard she has a much abbreviated role and also given what’s been said of the ending I’d likely end up breaking her heart after she finally learned to trust again.
14/02/2013 at 19:58 jalf says:
If by abbreviated you mean “she’ll not be available as a squadmate”, that’s true. But I liked her role in ME3 a lot. I also loved the character development they did with her. I probably won’t spoil anything by saying that of course you run into basically everyone from the two first games, and most really aren’t much more than fan service. “Oh hi Jacob, let me help you fight off these bad guys and save these good guys”. “Oh hi Miranda, about that email you sent me… What do you need?”
I thought Jack was really the star of the show in that respect in ME3, because there was a bit more to it than that. Her role and her personality had actually evolved quite a bit. If you like Jack, I’d say that’s a good reason to play ME3, not to avoid it.
And the ending? Eh, just ignore it. The rest of the game is lovely. You can always just pretend it had a proper ending. :)
14/02/2013 at 20:57 Ross Angus says:
I agree. Jack’s storyline in 3 is one of the highlights. Plus: she wears sensible clothes now.
14/02/2013 at 23:57 Mace134 says:
That’s actually a relief, perhaps strangely but truly. Thanks to both of you. I guess now I need to give ME3 a shot.
14/02/2013 at 14:22 RuySan says:
The girl from RE5 and the big boobed stripper from Vampire Bloodlines. They’re such platonic crushes that i don’t even remember their names.
14/02/2013 at 14:22 tumbleworld says:
Deadly Premonition’s Emily. Smart, determined, kind and gorgeous. Right, Zach?
14/02/2013 at 14:22 Gothnak says:
Buns from Jagged Alliance 2…Every time she died it was a reload… Even if she did like Grunty better than me!
14/02/2013 at 14:23 PeopleLikeFrank says:
Heavy is pretty princess!
14/02/2013 at 14:23 amateurviking says:
Garrus.
Love you man.
14/02/2013 at 14:28 Unrein says:
Fuck yes.
14/02/2013 at 15:08 ryanrybot says:
A million times, Yes! <3
I would do anything for that guy… even miss shooting a bottle on purpose.
14/02/2013 at 17:54 Alevice says:
He csn callibrate me anytime
14/02/2013 at 14:25 Ernesto says:
Faith, from Mirror’s Edge. I’m a sucker for cute, athletic parcours gals ;) Although she spend too much time shooting instead of running and jumping recently…
14/02/2013 at 14:25 sirdavies says:
Clementine from The Walking Dead
14/02/2013 at 14:26 Dan Griliopoulos says:
Julia, Ultima Underworld II. Despite her only having about three lines in the whole game.
14/02/2013 at 14:28 pakoito says:
Rylai the Crystal Maiden, of course.
14/02/2013 at 14:29 SanguineAngel says:
In my opinion Nathan Drake and the cast of Uncharted (2 in particular) are really the only computer game characters that have been well written and realised enough so that I care about them. Perhaps Jan Ors from Jedi Knight too?
Aside from that, Valkyria chronicles soldiers are pretty good for engendering an emotional attachment and X-Com to a slightly lesser degree. Shame VC is quite a short and narrow game once you take all the cut scenes out of it.
Edit: Oh crap! I forgot about Mass Effect where I most definitely cared about Kaidan (in 1, who bit the bullet in my game) and in 2, Kasumi and in 3 Thane & Mordin. I was emotionally tangled up in those friendships. I think Thane’s ME3 scene for me was the most gut wrenching. BUT i do not think that those characters were realised half as well as Uncharted
14/02/2013 at 15:45 Hillbert says:
Once on a forum we were discussing annoying characters from games/movies/etc., and one chap said he thought Sully was very annoying.
I was just about to play him a little chin music before he clarified that he meant Jake Sully from Avatar.
14/02/2013 at 16:42 SanguineAngel says:
Hah! “Chin Music”. Excellent. I love Sully. He was a genius bit of character in the first game
14/02/2013 at 14:30 TreuloseTomate says:
Jade from Beyond Good & Evil.
14/02/2013 at 14:37 somnolentsurfer says:
This is the correct answer. Also Zoe Castillo, of course (yay!).
14/02/2013 at 14:32 Kambyero says:
It’s Nei (from Phantasy Star II) for me. And Yorda, of course.
14/02/2013 at 14:34 Nick says:
Clem & Lee
Slark
14/02/2013 at 14:34 Undermind_Mike says:
The H.E.V. Mk IV.
Always there for me <3
"Emergency! User death imminent!"
14/02/2013 at 16:15 rhubarb says:
“Morphine administered”
That’s my gal.
14/02/2013 at 22:30 Faxmachinen says:
Ha, glad I’m not the only one who thought the HEV mark IV was a stroke of genius. Although I wouldn’t say love, I did miss it in both HL2 and Black Mesa Source.
14/02/2013 at 14:36 Bluerps says:
My Boss of the Saints. I love that little psychopath girl.
Malik (the pilot in Human Revolution).
Also, my Shepard – that guy is awesome!
14/02/2013 at 15:24 mike2R says:
Ha, with you on the Saints. I don’t normally play women, but I rolled one for SR3 for some reason and she was awesome and looked dangerous as fuck. Never has a pink and purple colour scheme seemed so menacing.
And actually my guy from SR2 was pretty awesome. I did him as a fat over muscle lump of a man who wore chavy clothes and a sulky expression, with either a British accent or at least the most British accent they provided. He looked like a football hooligan as envisaged by Irvine Welsh.
14/02/2013 at 15:50 x1501 says:
I agree. With that giant purple dildo in one hand and a G20 grenade launcher in another, my sociopathic maniac of a female boss from Saints Row 3 was just the cutest thing ever.
14/02/2013 at 15:53 Eukatheude says:
Malik looks uncannily similar to my neighbour.
14/02/2013 at 14:37 Revolving Ocelot says:
Alyx Vance. Although, absence makes the heart go yonder, and it’s been nearly six years now. I know losing a loved one to a brain-sucking psychic slug is unpleasant, but you’ve got to rejoin the world sometime.
…geez, it really has been nearly six years since HL2: E2. I think it’s safe to write off the Half-Life series as finished now.
14/02/2013 at 14:56 phlebas says:
Alyx is nice and all, but Dog.
14/02/2013 at 14:37 brulleks says:
Kharjo in Skyrim.
He’s been following Shizzkara Talonscratch (aka the Dragonborn) for what seems like years now, offering his repetitive lines of dialogue with such a sweet flicker of a smile that they never get boring, and fearlessly trapping souls with the Mace of Molag Bal to keep both their magic weapons recharged. In truth, he has become as much a hero as the Dragonborn herself.
She loves him dearly, and could not live without him, but in this cruel, cold Nordic land Khajiit are not allowed to get married. She’s engaged to someone else, but has been refusing to go through with the marriage for so long that she can’t even remember who her real fiance is.
Kharjo is the only cat for her.
14/02/2013 at 14:42 Artista says:
Jack from Mass Effect 2.
14/02/2013 at 14:45 Gothnak says:
She was my option 2 :)
14/02/2013 at 14:42 x1501 says:
Does the Blow-Up Doll from Saints Row 3 count?
14/02/2013 at 15:08 tungstenHead says:
Yes. So does the dildo. As does Kinzie Kensington.
14/02/2013 at 14:42 caddyB says:
Aribeth de Tylmarande
14/02/2013 at 14:45 RedViv says:
Got it, one Neverwinter Jelly in Plate Cup, coming right up sir!
14/02/2013 at 14:57 unguided says:
^^ That is an awesome comment
14/02/2013 at 15:47 caddyB says:
I can’t decide if I should love you or hate you.
14/02/2013 at 18:03 RedViv says:
I’ll go with Galadriel for 500, Alex.
14/02/2013 at 16:08 kororas says:
Anyone care to explain this to me? Big Neverwinter fan and Aribeth is my choice as well but that was like ‘whoooooosh’.
EDIT: Oh nevermind, i just got it lol
14/02/2013 at 18:04 RedViv says:
Yeah, I tend to do that to people’s heads.
14/02/2013 at 23:40 Strand says:
Seconded. I’m especially appreciative of the thoughtful end they gave her character in the 2nd expansion. One of a handful of times a game has made me cry.
14/02/2013 at 14:43 Tssha says:
Tali’Zorah nar Rayya. Er, excuse me, Tali-Zorah vas Normandy. Yes, her and Garrus are the characters I love best in that game, and I ain’t sleeping with Garrus (though, if I were Bi…)
Also, I will always have a special place in my heart for Ashley Williams. Not as xenophobic as first thought, and she quotes poetry at you! I fucking love that!
EDIT: Additionally, I would kill anyone to protect Clementine.
14/02/2013 at 14:50 zachforrest says:
yes i’ve often thought that i might pursue a homosexual relationship on Mass Effect but balked at the last second because that’s gay isn’t it. and i’m not gay.
14/02/2013 at 14:56 c-Row says:
Tali, yes! Her pledging “I want more time” at the end of ME3 gave me a huge lump in my throat.
Not qualified for not having played the game but loving the promo pics when I was a teenager – Rynn from Drakan. Those eyes… yes, eyes.
14/02/2013 at 14:46 marat271 says:
Claire from Professor Layton of course! A strong willed woman that cares for others, is sweet, kind and pretty on top ^_^
Too bad she died <_<
…Anyone that can bring the dead back to life without zombiefying them?
14/02/2013 at 14:49 Citizen says:
Digital: a love story made me really connect with *Emilia, and fall in love with Christine Love a little.
On the other hand, while my Mass Effect romance didn’t really make me pine for Liara while I was afk, it did apparently affect me enough that I was a little heartbroken when we met again in ME2 and instead of flinging herself around my neck crying: “Oh my god, Shepard! Where have you been?” she said something like: “Oh, hi. I’m a little busy right now, can this wait?” But then it’s possible that I was mourning my immersion more than my relationship…
Also, gorges are adorable and I want one as a pet. And I have to tip my hat to valve for making people (me included) care about a cube.
14/02/2013 at 14:51 Kuroko says:
The Maiden in Black from Demon’s Souls is my waifu. She even let me touch the demon inside her.
14/02/2013 at 14:52 Just Endless says:
CLEMENTIIIIIIINE!!!
Garrus.
Yuna (FFX).
Probably many more.
14/02/2013 at 14:54 BathroomCitizen says:
The Barney guard from Half-Life 1. So many memories.
14/02/2013 at 14:54 daphne says:
I like Merrill and April Ryan.
14/02/2013 at 15:24 RedViv says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3LcRKxzd5A
14/02/2013 at 14:56 flaillomanz says:
Alyx Vance.
14/02/2013 at 14:56 resignation.speaks says:
I estimate Fall-from-Grace to be found attractive by the male sex of 321,423 separate species. Give or take five. Also, April Ryan <3
14/02/2013 at 22:39 Faxmachinen says:
Fall-From-Grace would actually be my third pick after Annah and Morte.
14/02/2013 at 14:56 greenbananas says:
Does bro-love count? Sulik, then. No homo. Ok, maybe a little.
14/02/2013 at 22:02 Kamos says:
Sulik is great, but I like Grampy Bone better.
14/02/2013 at 14:58 unguided says:
Cate Archer obviously.
14/02/2013 at 17:48 Rusty says:
Indeed.
14/02/2013 at 18:21 Lycan says:
Absolutely. I can’t believe I had to trudge to Page 3 of the comments threads before someone mentioned this F.O.X.
14/02/2013 at 18:22 Lycan says:
Or maybe that should be V.I.X.E.N ? I’m confused.
14/02/2013 at 19:37 easter says:
/hopes for some kind of crazy momentum whereby the System Shock 2 re-release on GOG prompts them to pick up both NOLFs, thereby prompting a renewed interest in a NOLF 3 or at least a feebly supported Kickstarter if only to get everyone’s hopes up.
14/02/2013 at 21:55 Tormodino says:
If we are lucky, EA will do the remake. Or Cyanide. Or someone with a similarly exceptional track record. There are so many ways this could go. And so many ways it could turn out.
14/02/2013 at 15:10 bear912 says:
You, John Walker. It’s you.
14/02/2013 at 15:11 gamerfathergeek says:
Has to be Garrus. I was heartbroken when I interrupted him and Tali kissing in ME3. He had been on 99% of missions with me throughout the series, I did all the flirty things (at least I thought so) but no, it was not meant to be.
In all seriousness though I’ve never felt a bond with a character like I have with Garrus. Felt like an old friend by the end of ME3.
14/02/2013 at 15:12 Atic Atac says:
Alyx Vance and April Ryan
14/02/2013 at 15:14 Cara Ellison says:
Sometimes I have these nightmares where I’m yelling HURRY UP, COME ON, OH NOT DOWN THERE, CAN YOU GO A BIT FASTER and it’s not a sex dream it’s me fussing over Yorda from ICO because she is a distracted little heart.
Man my heart even beats faster when I think about her wee pale face. She’s like a little sister or something but she ANNOYS ME and god I’d hate for her to die WHY HAVE YOU GONE OVER THERE ARGH i love you Yorda
14/02/2013 at 15:16 sinister agent says:
Wrex. Always Wrex. The hulking great brute with a shotgun who should be the idiot bruiser, but is in fact the smartest and most quick-witted person in Mass Effect. And the funniest, too.
Matheld from Mount and Blade. Oh, she may have barely any character, and she may be an ignorant savage, but there’s something about an utterly unapologetic Nordic madwoman charging into battle swinging a gigantic axe that just … does things to me.
Paul Denton, and Alex The Girl Denton. YES I SAID AND. I am not ashamed.
The outrageously French goblin chef from Arx Fatalis. A one-scene wonder, but what a scene. Our Keeeeng, he luuuuuv ze cehks!
Goris from Fallout 2. Smart. Patient. Civilised. Hurt his friends and he will smear you across the cieling.
Sasha Nein from Psychonauts. Oh god, Sasha Nein. I would control myself around him only to prove to him that I could, and therefore deserve him.
Rebecca Norton from The Last Express (the English woman who hangs around with the French woman all the time). There’s not much I can add to what someone else wrote about her here (non-story spoiler). Every time I play it, I wish I could get Rebecca alone and just tell her “I know what’s going on! She doesn’t deserve you. Don’t trust her, she will break your beautiful heart”. Tatiana too, she and Alexei are in such a sad situation, she’s so sweet but out of her depth. She’ll grow up into a bit of a badass though, I reckon.
Sigh. Oh John, you bastard, look what you’ve done.
14/02/2013 at 18:02 Alevice says:
There was an alt run i did where i killed wrex. I felt terrible and nothing was worth fighting for anymore
14/02/2013 at 15:19 Joe Duck says:
Chell and Clementine, both badasses in their own way.
14/02/2013 at 15:22 CletusVanDamme says:
Gosh, turns out I’ve got an awful lot of love to give.
So – Garrus, Handsome Jack, Dakkon, Varric (ooh DA2, controversial) and Dogmeat all spring to mind, but there’s more than enough space in my heart to accommodate more as they occur to me.
14/02/2013 at 15:24 Brigand says:
Oh Leela, she was so loyal and tried so hard; she deserved better.
15/02/2013 at 13:10 Commander_Zeus says:
Indeed she did.
I can’t decide if I loved Durandal – I think I probably did, in the way a faithful servant loves a benevolent master. He was a liar and a selfish charlatan – but I never felt used, more useful. Even if I rarely knew where I was being sent or what his true reasons were for sending me there, a good adventure was only ever a teleport away.
14/02/2013 at 15:24 Patches the Hyena says:
Shepard, Garrus, Liara. The specific roles depend on what I’m feeling at that particular moment.
Also, lots and lots and lots of Fire Emblem characters from the series.
Also Leliana, Ezio, Solaire, Cesar Vialpando and the Pointer from Super Hexagon.
14/02/2013 at 15:26 Raiyan 1.0 says:
Jeanette from Bloodlines.
I put my dick in crazy.
14/02/2013 at 15:28 mrwonko says:
Lilly from Psychonauts, back in the days. Mass Effect had tons of lovely characters, too, as was already mentioned.
14/02/2013 at 15:28 Dukkha says:
I want to adopt Kendall in “Don’t take it personally, babe, it just ain’t your story”. She’s the coolest, sweetest kid in any game ever.
14/02/2013 at 15:30 zachforrest says:
Mercedes from Grim Fandango.
and Mani obviously
15/02/2013 at 04:27 Skabooga says:
I’ll second these and throw in Glottis. He and Manny had one of the most affecting relationships I’ve come across.
14/02/2013 at 15:31 SuperNashwanPower says:
Lydia. Even though I went evil and sacrificed you because I was disgusted by my own vulnerability in the face of your charisma, beauty and humble demeanour
14/02/2013 at 15:48 SuperNashwanPower says:
And also the dog from fallout 3. I went to the ends of the earth to protect that mutt
14/02/2013 at 22:52 Faxmachinen says:
Oh my god, I almost forgot Christine from FONV. Awesome character.
14/02/2013 at 15:36 MurraySwe says:
Since no one else mentions her, I’m gonna go there.
Garnet from FF9.
There I said it.
14/02/2013 at 15:36 Danopian says:
April Ryan.
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14/02/2013 at 15:39 SuicideKing says:
lol i thought the question was which game do you love.
Anyway, Chell, i think.
14/02/2013 at 21:48 hamburger_cheesedoodle says:
The Galatea noooo :[
15/02/2013 at 00:33 pandiculator says:
Nooooo. :(
15/02/2013 at 11:43 SuicideKing says:
Meh never played the first game. Too young. 5 maybe.
The Aquitaine and Colossus blowing up kind of made me feel sad though. Psamtik was graceful too :|
14/02/2013 at 15:39 Beanchilla says:
The Lone Survivor.
Isaac from Binding of Isaac
Clementine
Kerrigan
14/02/2013 at 15:43 Mario Figueiredo says:
Almost without a doubt the Grue in the initial Zork games. Before Infocom started giving them physical features.
“It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.”
There are characters that I liked a lot of course. But that’s got to be the most special character concept ever. You will never see them, their features exist only in your imagination, and they will kill you. The top boogeyman of computer gaming history.
14/02/2013 at 15:51 scorpion_wins says:
Morrigan. Shale. Kartina from QFG IV.
14/02/2013 at 15:56 Devenger says:
Captain Viridian from VVVVVV. Or maybe I just feel a pang of sorrow whenever I hear his unhappy face/death sound. Affection is complicated.
Alternatively, the entire core cast of Bastion, most of all Zulf, whose … participation in the story resulted in my shedding all my tears, multiple times.
14/02/2013 at 15:59 aepervius says:
For the delivery : deirdana PS:T “I shall await you in death’s hall my love”.
And forver my master : Shodan :p.
14/02/2013 at 15:59 Voidy says:
Viconia from Baldur’s Gate 2. The woman who had been buried alive and literally clawed her way to surface to get revenge on the would-be undertakers. You can’t but fall in love with someone so savvy about their manicure.
It’s weird to admit, but dating her in-game also prepared me for some of the most complicated and enjoyable (but not necessarily romantic) relationships I’ve had in my life.
14/02/2013 at 15:59 Num1d1um says:
I liked Jack.
14/02/2013 at 16:04 tungstenHead says:
One of my favourite characters from gaming is the bot that fills the final slot in a co op game. They’re often a bit boneheaded and I’m always ready to sacrifice them, but it always feels like that bot is an adorable pet that wants nothing more than to make you happy.
Bella Goth from The Sims needs a nod, as well. I’m pretty sure anyone that started with a male bachelor Sim wound up marrying her. Poor Mortimer. :(
Also, I’ve always had a crush on Sapphire from the Unreal Tournament series. Pretty, competent, and I can hold her coat and purse for her if any muggers show up.
14/02/2013 at 16:15 Kasab says:
Would the eponymous Mule count as beastiality?
14/02/2013 at 16:19 Sinomatic says:
Gunther Hermann. HE JUST WANTED SOME ORANGE.
(also, Paul Denton and Jock (DX), Guybrush et al. (Monkey Island), Manny Calavera et al. (Grim Fandango), Lydia (of Skyrim), Emily, Lydia and Celia (of Dunwall), Alyx and Dog, GlaDOS, Zoey, Francis, Ellis (L4Ds), Morte (Planescape), Roman, Kate, Niko, Little Jacob (GTA 4), Tannis (Borderlands)
I’m sure I’m missing more…
14/02/2013 at 19:50 easter says:
+1 for Cecilia. She was the one I most wanted to learn about from the heart. Sucker for those damaged, quiet types I guess.
Almost all of Valve’s characters are pretty awesome. I actually like Rochelle too :3
14/02/2013 at 21:54 Sinomatic says:
I like Rochelle too, she has some nicely downplayed sarcastic lines and responses that make me giggle (though not so fond of her cheesy one-liners). Valve seem to do a good job on the character front.
Also, I forgot my beloved medic and soldier from TF2.
And Ezio-Desmond-Altair, who I like even though I’m really not sure why.
14/02/2013 at 23:03 Faxmachinen says:
Oh oh, Morgan LeFlay! And Anemone and Tetra were so pretty and such great flirters <3
I hadn’t even thought about Monkey Island before you mentioned it.
14/02/2013 at 16:23 Jake says:
Heather from Silent Hill 3, she just seems so sad but also she doesn’t whine or quit. Reads Poe, carries a switchblade, kills God – ticks my boxes.
14/02/2013 at 16:23 Demon Beaver says:
Manny Calavera and Meche Colomar from Grim Fandango. Also Glottis and the rest of the cast.
All lovable through and through, and human, though dead/demons! As of now still the only game that made me cry in the end.
14/02/2013 at 16:34 Keran says:
April Ryan. I just wanted to give her a happy ending, but those sneaky Norwegians wouldn’t let me. Maybe next year.
Also Annah, but I haven’t replayed Torment in years. Might be things have changed.
Fast forward to the present and Tali enters the competition.
Oh, and my ‘oh my Cthulhu I’m not gay but I’d sleep with that voice’ award goes to Tony Plana/Manny Calavera from Grim Fandango.
14/02/2013 at 16:43 Saiko Kila says:
Do these little people in strategic games count?
I mean these with some individuality and/or names, but I imagine some players could can love THEIR people even if they don’t know their names. Some examples of games containing such characters would be Tropico, Dwarf Fortress (little people in these two have names and history) or Anno 2070 (which contains some named little people).
14/02/2013 at 16:45 cptgone says:
i find the Blackwell Deception girls easy on the eyes. Wikipedia tells me they’re Ben Chandler’s work.
14/02/2013 at 19:50 phlebas says:
On the ears, too.
14/02/2013 at 16:47 GenBanks says:
I’m surprised nobody has said this one yet:
Morrigan in Dragon Age Origins!
The relationship between her and my character, and the agonising twists and turns it went through, was probably one of the strongest factors in keeping me playing the game. I think I fell in love with her (to whatever extent that’s possible with game character) and I couldn’t bear another playthrough of the game because it would make the story which developped in my first instance of the game seem less real.
The fact that her story was not continued in Dragon Age II was probably my biggest disappointments with the sequel. Even though I like playing them I normally don’t complete big RPGs, let alone complete then hold onto the save file to use in the sequel.
14/02/2013 at 21:52 PopTart says:
Me too!
Here’s hoping we see her in DA3.
14/02/2013 at 16:48 Abyss0429 says:
Samus Aran, if she’s flexible enough to roll around in a suit I’m sure out of it she’s amazing.
14/02/2013 at 17:00 ABUductor says:
Elika, from 2008′s Prince of Persia.
[SPOILERS]
Even though the ending made me feel like everything I did throughout the whole game was a complete waste of time, I would have done the same thing if I were in the Prince’s situation.
[END OF SPOILERS]
Alyx Vance from Half Life 2.
And Dogmeat from Fallout 1. I had this feeling that could be translated as something like: “You can hit and shoot me all you want, but hurt my dog and you’ll have very, very painful death.”
14/02/2013 at 17:18 RedPoll says:
I would give my life for my Shepard. She’s way sassy. I’m a sucker for red hair and a bad attitude.
Also inordinately fond of Mr Sam Fisher.
14/02/2013 at 17:21 rapier17 says:
As a man: Triss Merigold from the Witcher 2 – I have a thing for redheads and I really enjoyed her character in both Witcher games. Then perhaps Alyx Vance.
If I were a woman: Garrett perhaps or- no, wait, it has to be Captain Price in his CoD4:MW incarnation. By the end of Crew Expendable (first mission) you’ve fallen hopelessly in love with him. He’s so manly, with manly facial hair and great manly voice acting. Whenever I think back to him screaming in your face “On your feet soldier! We – are – leaving!” I can’t help but smile.
14/02/2013 at 17:32 WantOn says:
Damnit, I was just about to say Triss. Also a sucker for red-heads, but its more than just that. Intelligent, powerful and somehow always just out of reach, even in those cut-scenes…
14/02/2013 at 19:01 Lone Gunman says:
Yup. Triss gets my vote to. She is even in my current desktop wallpaper :o
Also Leliana from Dragon Age.
14/02/2013 at 21:59 Tormodino says:
Agreed! Triss and Geralt made sense. The seks scene in 2 was beyond cringe worthy, though.
14/02/2013 at 22:46 Lone Gunman says:
I thought it worked quite well.
14/02/2013 at 17:43 SkittleDiddler says:
Claptrap is my eternal robot love. A bromance of epically annoying proportions.
14/02/2013 at 17:44 Archipelagos says:
Dan Smith from Killer7.
14/02/2013 at 17:47 Robmonster says:
Boo! Cute little hamster!
14/02/2013 at 17:48 goettel says:
L4D’s Bill… a world of hurt.
14/02/2013 at 17:52 MrThrope says:
Lilith. Mostly I found the Borderlands characters pretty one dimensional but the echo recordings of Lilith and Roland’s awkward flirtations was rather endearing.
Also she can teleport and explode things.
14/02/2013 at 23:09 Faxmachinen says:
Oh yes, seconded. And she was the most fun character to play in the first Borderlands as well.
14/02/2013 at 17:55 theaborted says:
Joanna Dark.
Tasty lady.
14/02/2013 at 18:01 Carra says:
April Ryan.
14/02/2013 at 18:03 Alexander says:
RPS and lots of gaming ladies.
14/02/2013 at 18:05 x3m157 says:
The Heavy from TF2. I don’t ‘love’ him per se, but he is my favorite character because he reminds me very much of myself.
14/02/2013 at 18:08 kud13 says:
As a desirable 1 night-stand: VV from Bloodlines, or Carmen from the Witcher (the only woman in the game NOT to throw herself at Geralt)
As a steady relationship: NG Resonance, but the AI construst, not the actual bitchy one you meet in the Cairo airport terminal. The game I refer to is, of course, Deus Ex: Invisible War.
A guilty pleasure dream we’ve all had–well, obviously, SHODAN.
And, in a totally “I don’t love him but the IDEA of him” way–Kain from Legacy of Kain. Most epic anti-hero character of all time.
14/02/2013 at 19:15 dethtoll says:
VV’s an interesting choice. I actually feel bad for her — vampire or no, stripclub owner or no, she seems uncommonly sweet, innocent, and vulnerable, unusual in the after-hours world of Bloodlines.
14/02/2013 at 23:16 Faxmachinen says:
Ha, I’ve seen several naughty paintings of SHODAN on a website that has a certain well-known Japanese word as well as “foundry” in its name.
14/02/2013 at 18:18 Ninja Foodstuff says:
Trip (from enslaved).
14/02/2013 at 18:20 jaheira says:
Jaheira
15/02/2013 at 01:45 Greg says:
I much preferred Viconia mostly because she was a full on cleric also because she was a bad girl and she was victimized by the locals.
Initially though it was all Smurfette from The Smurfs on the Colecovision. More recently, the empress kid from Dishonored and of course Clementine from the Walking Dead.
14/02/2013 at 18:23 Shepardus says:
Lucca (Chrono Trigger). Marle is a close second.
14/02/2013 at 18:30 Inglourious Badger says:
Oooh, good question. It would have to be Liara from Mass Effect series. The only ‘love’ story I’ve ever really bought into in gaming, and it was with a turquoise alien. It’s because it was all my own story (well, me and 20% of players or something like that) that does it for me. The fact she just buggared off to do her own thing for the majority of the 2nd game only made me love her more. Our reunion in ME3 was so sweet.
And whilst you’re not asking, Deadra from Zeno Clash is the most fanciable. Mmmm.
14/02/2013 at 18:48 Droniac says:
Shandra Jerro from Neverwinter Nights 2, which made act three… well… not so great. And act three already wasn’t all that great with it feeling a little rushed and having a few nasty bugs, like forcing that bland elf bear-woman – sorry, druid – on me.
14/02/2013 at 18:50 caddyB says:
Lack of Hecubah love is a bit disturbing, by the way.
14/02/2013 at 18:53 ameyp says:
Elika, from the Prince of Persia released in 2008 that Ubisoft seems to have heartlessly abandoned.
14/02/2013 at 19:19 easter says:
Yes! And not anymore; I’ve rectified that in my own post :)
14/02/2013 at 19:59 zapatapon says:
Elika, absolutely.
14/02/2013 at 19:13 dethtoll says:
Tali, that wonderfully nerdy little Quarian. She can clean up my engine any day.
14/02/2013 at 19:14 I_have_no_nose_but_I_must_sneeze says:
Gabriel Knight and April Ryan. Best threesome ever. And Jade. And Annah. And Garrus. And that girl from Realms of the Haunting who held an inexplicable allure for me. And I’ll stop now, I’m getting greedy.
14/02/2013 at 19:18 easter says:
Oh dear, where to begin. I made an RPS account just for this (long time reader, hello all!). TL;DR and some eye sore-inducing formatting ahead.
The ladies:
- Paternal/big brotherly feelings: Clem from Walking Dead. Wild Flower from Jade Empire. Ditto the Little Sisters from BioShock, but this one’s a bit manipulative with the game’s design.
- Lovable brat: Mission Vao from KotOR.
- “Why do you play as females in games??”: My monk with handlebars/pigtails in Guild Wars. Her spiritual successor in GW2, an equally adorable Asura elementalist. Zoe from L4D for her wit and gumption.
- Disembodied guide: The heart from Dishonored. GLaDOS from Portals 1&2. Grim from the original Splinter Cells (and the banter between her and Sam).
- Spellbound/head over heels/clumsy proposal: Zoe from Dreamfall by a country mile. Cass from New Vegas. To a much lesser degree, Farah and Elika from Sands of Time and PoP (2008), as well as Alyx from HL2 (the way she squinted when you whipped out the flashlight in her face, great stuff).
- Precious, mute flower: Zia from Bastion. Chell from Portals 1&2. Firekeeper Anastacia and Quelaag’s Sister (Quelaan?) from Dark Souls. Probably more to do with the beautiful, and haunting music associated with them.
- One dimensional but fun character design: Tanya/Natasha from Red Alert. Loosum Hagar from RAGE. Alice from American McGee’s (slightly subverted, but still mostly a pretty face in a pretty dress). Ayla and Aela (!) from Chrono Trigger and Skyrim (warrior grrrrls in fur). Catwoman from Arkham City (for her fluid moveset and animations, honest!).
The man crushes:
Heavy from TF2 and his stupid, adorable baby face. Actually, the whole cast of TF2, except Engie because I loathe sentries. Riddick from the Butcher Bay games. Either P-body or ATLAS in Portal 2 co-op. Sam Fisher in the original SC trilogy. Pontius from Trines 1&2. Solaire from Dark Souls. Chavez, Loiselle, Weber and John Clark himself in the original Rainbow Sixes. Cid Highwind from FF7.
Plenty more that I can’t think of just now, mostly minor NPCs and whatnot.
14/02/2013 at 19:26 Inglourious Badger says:
Hello!
14/02/2013 at 19:26 LennyLeonardo says:
Ammy. Furball. Snowy. Wolfy. AMATERASU!
14/02/2013 at 19:52 gory says:
Although Jade and Faridah (won’t let you die babeh, oh no!) as mentioned above,
the one that truly stuck was that one character from Deus Ex 1 and I couldn’t let go was Miguel, whom you save and then escort out of the Unatco Headquarters. Dunno why, propably the tension of the whole sequence, I just couldn’t let the bugger die!
14/02/2013 at 19:54 beastgp says:
Leonardo da Vinci from the AC2 game(s?) Never has the arrival of a character given me such a sense of warmth and happiness before in a game. And he almost always brought you some really cool stuff.
“Ahhhhh, Ezio!”
14/02/2013 at 20:08 Sinomatic says:
I literally stalked him around the city for over half an hour at one point where he walks off (after one of the chats he and Ezio have in Venice – you’re meant to go off and do some mission or other). I shadowed him right up to the point of him walking around in circles. (I wasn’t the only one to do this either, there are videos on youtube of people doing the same)
Also, he was the king of staring eyes.
14/02/2013 at 20:49 beastgp says:
If he’s loved there must be cosplay… oh look, there is!
http://curacura.deviantart.com/art/Leonardo-Da-Vinci-Assassin-s-Creed-ans-Ezio-336064936
14/02/2013 at 23:30 Scare Tactics says:
OH GOD WHY
14/02/2013 at 20:04 Ultra Superior says:
God Emperor of Mankind
14/02/2013 at 22:02 Tormodino says:
Everyone loves the Emperor. Anything else is hazardous to your health, and detrimental to your continued existence.
14/02/2013 at 20:40 sabasNL says:
It seems all you Test Subjects have a mental imperfection. Prepare for deadly neurotoxin.
Nobody is more love-able than GLaDOS. She does my math homework, she makes me cake, she sings for me… We watch how people die together…. Ahhh… I love her.
14/02/2013 at 20:56 NecroKnight says:
Alice Liddell from Alice: Madness Returns. She is probably the most beautiful female character I have ever encountered in a videogame.
14/02/2013 at 21:12 Axyl says:
GLaDOS,
Shodan,
Alyx Vance (from Half Life 2)
Not necessarily in that order
14/02/2013 at 21:15 TheIronSky says:
Liara T’Soni, John Marston, Conway (Kentucky Route Zero), Azriel (Gemini Rue), Horatio (Primordia), any of my leaders in Crusader Kings 2.
And probably a lot of others, too, but these are just the more notable ones.
14/02/2013 at 21:40 pertusaria says:
The little walking coffee pot from Desolate Hope comes into the “want to adopt” category – so alone, and so huggable.
A couple of people have already mentioned the Blackwell adventures – Joey Mallone is a very easy character to sympathise with, and I nearly shed tears at one of the character’s realisation-that-she-was-dead scene in Deception (not saying who just in case it’s a spoiler).
Also, as Rab pointed out in his Wot I Think, Liang in Waking Mars is quite easy to get attached to. I really enjoyed exploring the caves as a team.
Other than that, I always feel terrible for causing the death of my character in Dredmor, so I guess that counts.
14/02/2013 at 21:55 Droopy The Dog says:
Oh god, I don’t even have a gaming love. Thanks for making me realise that RPS!
Just kidding, luuurve you too! xoxo
14/02/2013 at 21:57 PopTart says:
Claudia Black! Hang on…
Isabella from Dragon Age 2. She was adorable.
15/02/2013 at 01:57 GenBanks says:
Oh yeah! I forgot about that… Isabella was hot. She still can’t quite match Morrigan though.
15/02/2013 at 06:37 PopTart says:
Morrigan was fantastic, huh. One of my favorite characters in gaming.
14/02/2013 at 22:09 hamburger_cheesedoodle says:
ED-E from Fallout New Vegas. Every time he spotted something and played that combat music, my heart melted a little bit. No one hurts my ED-E!
14/02/2013 at 22:17 Trillby says:
It’s only ever going to be River from To The Moon. The protective instincts she evoked in me were something no other game, film or book character has ever done before.
14/02/2013 at 22:23 Kamos says:
I really can’t stand any of the Mass Effect / KoTOR / Dragon Age “romanceable characters”. It takes far too long for these games to decide on your gender preference / willingness at all to participate in virtual romance, so they all just keep throwing themselves at you in a silly, passive-aggressive way – even when you’re really just trying to save the universe. *Sigh*.
That said, I liked Viconia from Baldur’s Gate for her independence and strength. Aerie was way too whiny, and Jaheira was insane. And Korgan Bloodaxe. If there is one male character I love, it is him, with his bad personality and foul-mouth.
“[to Aerie] If I wanted to listen to yer yip, ye prissy elf, I’d pull ye over my knee and smack yer bottom. At least then I’d have meself something interesting to do while ye blathered on.” – Korgan
Now seriously, I’d have to go with Emily Short’s Galatea. That is a game character that I want to hug.
14/02/2013 at 22:30 MrTrent says:
Mona Sax
And the Dark Mistress from Dungeon Keeper 2.
14/02/2013 at 22:33 bigjig says:
Agro from Shadow of the Colossus >.>
15/02/2013 at 01:17 SquidgyB says:
Thought I’d skim through and check no one’s mentioned Agro already – glad I did.
Couldn’t agree more.
15/02/2013 at 06:05 LennyLeonardo says:
Yes! Best game horse ever. Oh, wait, what about Epona? I love them both.
14/02/2013 at 22:57 Syros says:
Chell, Alyx, Faith, Yuna, Miranda Lawson, Alleria in Warcraft 2, Carly (Walking Dead)
15/02/2013 at 06:29 PopTart says:
Alleria! You legend.
14/02/2013 at 23:31 Scare Tactics says:
Hm…I cared for the little fellas in Icepick Lodge’s CARGO – A Quest For Gravity
14/02/2013 at 23:41 joedpa82 says:
I confess my love for Ophelia from Brutal Legend. I’d sacrifice myself to save Captain Titus from Space Marine. I’d kill for Salem in Army of Two coz i know he would do the same for me and i’d adopt the kid from Pokemon. So much love so little time.
15/02/2013 at 12:28 joedpa82 says:
I forgot to add wrex and grunt. Fuck it. I love krogans. I love them all. How can u not love them. They are huge and cuddly and will smack ur enemy seven ways to sunday.
15/02/2013 at 00:00 derella says:
Alistair from Dragon Age. His voice acting was so good, and he was just… lovable!
15/02/2013 at 01:33 Dowr says:
In recent memory: Sam Becker from Far Cry 3 if I didn’t bare a man-toy and used said man-toy for women-fun bags.
I’m not sorry.
And every customize character I’ve ever made in games because I always give them beards and men are far more attractive with beards.
15/02/2013 at 01:41 particlese says:
Myself, from Journey.
>_>
<_<
And the other person the other time I played.
15/02/2013 at 01:48 LuckyLegs says:
Bastila Shan.
15/02/2013 at 02:43 Kruton says:
Registered just to comment on this thread.
I have a thing for the unromanceable MILF-y Bioware ladies (Wynne, Samara, Chakwas). Also Lauren Blackwell from Blackwell Unbound. And Lyndis from Fire Emblem 7.
15/02/2013 at 11:28 Syros says:
+1 for Dr. Chakwas! Bioware’s character design team are hall-of-fame material.
15/02/2013 at 02:48 RSeldon says:
I think my first gaming crush when I was a kid was Katrina from Quest for Glory IV. And then Fall-From-Grace, a bit later on.
I never got to play System Shock 2 the first time around, but since I just downloaded it from GOG I suspect SHODAN will be on this list soon. ^^;
From more recent stuff… wow, this question has made me realize I really haven’t played a lot of character-focused games in the last few years. I will forever want to give GLaDOS a hug, despite the fact that it would probably mean dying horribly. And on the Nintendo DS I’m quite fond of the whole cast of The World Ends With You, particularly Neku and Josh. I think they’re about it, though.
/resolves to play more games with interesting characters.
15/02/2013 at 03:00 Elevory says:
Dan Hibiki <3
15/02/2013 at 04:33 Okama Gabesphere says:
I don’t think I’ve ever been aroused by a video game character.
15/02/2013 at 05:05 Ruffian says:
Leliana. Can’t help but fall for pretty much any chick that sings and plays a guitar, or lute, in this case.
15/02/2013 at 07:16 Scattaclysm says:
I find video games just like real life here, it’s so very hard to just have one.
Jack, providing you don’t romance her, the she unleashes the inner sook.
still on bioware, Morrigan was a wonderful ice-queen.
Trip from Odyssey to the West and April Ryan from the longest journey are also pretty fascinating, being all genuine, girly and well written.
15/02/2013 at 08:23 Towercap says:
Viktoria, of course. Pathetic manfools.
15/02/2013 at 10:39 El_Emmental says:
Too much games to go through (and no need to repeat what was already mentionned), but for Great Justice, the Gina character from Half-Life 1. One hell of a respectable character.
First featured during the Hazard Course (as a hologram), she was a playable character model in multiplayer, wearing the same (= no stupid “boobs armor”) HEV suit (with a different color, like desert-camo – not pink by default, thankfully)(back then you could customize the colours of all models ; green HEV-suit 4′eva) – seeing her carrying the green rocket launcher, or headshotting you with the Magnum, was pretty common and completely normal. She later got her own HL game in the form of the PS2 “Half Life: Decay” (2001).
[ As we're in Walker's land, I'm kinda allowed to do the following post, no ? :P ]
It was one of the first (there’s probably an earlier game, before 1998)(by 2001, HL Decay wasn’t that of a pioneer anymore – or was it ? co-op mode, and only featuring 2 female HEV-suit scientists blasting their way through Black Mesa) playable female character in a FPS, even if it was only in MP (in HL1). And, most importantly, it was a credible character: no over sexualization, while still remaining feminine (haircut and voice, and iirc, the model was very slightly different). Seeing her quickscope-headshotting a camper while using the Long Jump Module was an excellent “take that, sucker !” scene.
It’s also interesting to note that she’s the Hazard Course hologram instructor: she’s in charge of training scientists (the player included) in moving through a dangerous environment in a robotic suit, and show excellent physical capacities (without a single world/hint at how it would affect her sexual prowess).
Seeing her player model in a MP game (casually, without any fuss) really reassured me (nb: I was still a teenager): women were able to play video games, the social stigma surrounding video games (especially MP video games) was only a temporary problem only carried by the biggots and the close-minded, and in the next 3-4 years I’ll be able to share gaming experiences with anyone, regardless of their gender.
Oh boy I was wrong, until Portal and the Wii (and only a year or two after their releases), all the female gamers I knew (sister, friends, classmates, etc) had to fully hide their gaming hobby from the public eye to not be rejected by other girls (feminity being “incompatible” with video gaming), and the Gina character ended up being an oddity most people forgot ; but to me, it was part of the maturity of video games, its future.
That’s why the apparition of FemShep, almost 10 years later, didn’t really surprised me, it was just “Gina is (finally) back” (with boobs armor, because AAA). It’s a shame playable female character are most of the time only available in games aimed at a “female” audience: where are the super-violent, bloody-gore, high-skill-ceiling FPS shooters, with a credible female playable-character ?
Devs are too afraid of being called sexists (by people who never played their game), or disappointing some of their audience (and getting the very few but very visible fratboys to speak out, Faith-needs-bigger-boobs style), so they avoid the question altogether and only cast dull, yet-another-though-guy characters.
Looking back at TF2 (even if the only female characters are off-screen), Valve really showed how diversity can bring a lot to a game . It’s a real shame they still have the most iconic characters in the FPS genre (and I truly love the TF2 characters – Medic especially, never got a proper Meet The), where are the successors ?
Opinion, away !
15/02/2013 at 11:48 Tunips says:
Vivec, the magic hermaphrodite, the martial axiom, the sex-death of language and unique in all the middle world.
Vivec loves me, the Nerevarine, and I love him wholly, and behind him, his water-face, Michael Kirkbride.
Love is under my will only.
Beware the crime of benevolence.
15/02/2013 at 13:49 dare says:
Floyd
15/02/2013 at 15:15 DalamarNL says:
Aribeth de Tylmarande (NWN1) without a doubt.
15/02/2013 at 15:59 Bigmouth Strikes Again says:
Therese(Jeanette) Voerman, the beautiful parricidal schizophrenic. Driven to insanity by her(their) child molesting father (and Malkavian blood, for those in the know). Ménage à trois without the added effort: bonus.
http://vtmb.wikia.com/wiki/Therese_Voerman
15/02/2013 at 18:25 mr.black says:
Mercedes “Meche” Colomar – no love like love for the bone!
Jade from Beyond G&E
Fem-Revan I made once. Cause it was the first roleplay of me as a girl, but she/I was also a looker..
15/04/2013 at 13:20 TuranicRaider says:
a bit late by the looks, but i can’t resist. I’d stand shoulder to shoulder in a gunfight with Tommy Angelo. I’d follow Jim Raynor to Char no questions asked. I’d fly a ship under the command of Karan Sjet and fleet command to protect my mothership from overwhelming enemies. And I would swim through a sea of zerglings and ultralisks to save Sarah Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades. And also, I would arm wrestle a reaper for female shepard and liara. and the cute girl next to the map in mass effect 2.
and it doesn’t feel right that i don’t say anything for dostya, I did like that girl… damn i actually wasted hours to save her, and even if my strategically placed units destroy the enemies converging on her within two seconds, she still dies… man that sucks.
Kerrigan though, man, she is, damn, I don’t even care about her hair. It’s just that.. I don’t want to get into a fistfight with her would be boyfriend. I’d rather take on liam neeson.