By Adam Smith on March 7th, 2013 at 4:00 pm.
Lost Planet 3 would like you to know that it has a plot, with characters, betrayals, twists and all sorts of things like that. Judging by this new trailer, it’s basically the plot of Fern Gully, Dances With Wolves and Avatar, except colder. I can’t help but think that’s a step down from Lost Planet 2’s narrative, for which I have the original script here:
Act One: It is not snowing. A moderately sized gun appears.
Act Two: It is still not snowing so there is a steaming, tropical jungle now. A large gun appears.
Act Three: There is such an incredible lack of snow that everything is a desert now. An enormous gun appears. Oh, and a mech too, I guess.
Let’s see what sort of scrape Bearded Space Jim has gotten himself into today.
At twenty five seconds, just after the crash and the black screen, a man furiously yanks at his reproductive regions and then our hirsute hero awakes, reacting to life in the same way that I do every single morning.
Lost Planet 3 is out at the tail end of June.