By Adam Smith on April 8th, 2013 at 9:01 am.
I still can’t quite believe that Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon exists but as of this weekend, the standalone title not only has a release date, it also has Michael Biehn’s voice. Actually, the Xbox Marketplace listing which reveals the May 1st release date doesn’t specify ‘voice’, it says ‘a VHS era vision of a nuclear future, where cyborgs, blood dragons, mutants, and Michael Biehn collide’. Is it possible that the man in possession of the only true Reese’s Pieces has been transformed into binary code and inserted into the game? We’ll find out soon enough.
With this and Hotline Miami, the eighties are going to get a reputation for being colourfully crazed. I demand representation of the other decade – the one that The Smiths gloomed their way through.