MW3 montage parody thread?

[Bhazor]

Why? Because screw you, I do what I want.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgOd3wIlhxo&feature=youtu.be


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gEJHrmliVQw

[DaftPunk]

Whats with pony obsession lately

[Flint]

Whats with pony obsession lately
You've not really been in the internet lately, have you?

[Voon]

Whats with pony obsession lately

because

/10char

[db1331]

My favorite. I knew it was going to be special once the power rangers showed up:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxt7vaC-eZw

[Nalano]

My favorite. I knew it was going to be special once the power rangers showed up:

omg i hit a guy six feet away with a hitscan weapon, I'm so leet!

[Bhazor]

@daftpunk
I think a big part of it is the flame war that started when someone posted a fluttershy Skyrim mod. A lot of douches came out of the woodwork in that thread to say impolite things including some pretty homophobic stuff. So that certainly prompted me at least to start posting ponies as a way of just annoying any lingering douches. Also, Ponies lip synching to gangsta is just inherently funny. Like fat people falling over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irmcwl29JJU

@db1331 Ahh dubstep. The most unintentionally funny music genre since the Polka.

[db1331]

omg i hit a guy six feet away with a hitscan weapon, I'm so leet!

Right? Only took 6 shots too, WITH aim assist. Totally leet, bro.

[Nalano]

Right? Only took 6 shots too, WITH aim assist. Totally leet, bro.

And here I was hoping he'd actually snipe with his sniper rifle.

(and wouldn't firing an M82 from the hip dislocate your shoulder at the very least?)

[Miker]

Just curious -- can anybody point me in the direction of a /serious/ CoD montage that those videos parody? Because I want to see what the originals look like.

[Bhazor]

@ Miker

A genuine one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Xx8jirDJG1w#!

Naturally the parodies dial it past 11.

[Nalano]

Naturally the parodies dial it past 11.

not by much, tho... o.O

[Abacus Finch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrG8OyCrTs


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3yCPZe6H8M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulElJITIVY

These are the cream of the crop.

[Splynter]

@ Miker

A genuine one.



I love the part around 0:25 where he's just spawn camping. SO L337!

[DarthBenedict]

I love the part around 0:25 where he's just spawn camping. SO L337!

He should have had the screen upside down to make it more hardk0re.

[Kaira-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tDA6EIZ64E

The king of MLG.

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.

[Bhazor]

Anyone have any more non game versions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYeMlB4Foec

[CWalker]

http://youtu.be/b92tVQld5J8

I'm a big fan of this, as well as the train simulator one mentioned above.

[db1331]

@ Miker

A genuine one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Xx8jirDJG1w#!

Naturally the parodies dial it past 11.

I'm not even 100% sure that's not a parody as well. Jesus...

[duff]

I love the part around 0:25 where he's just spawn camping. SO L337!

I know! How can I shoot people in the back with a shotgun from 5 feet away moments after they spawn!? It's the end of a skill curve I don't think I can ever surmount.

[db1331]

http://youtu.be/x5LPpaRI6_M

[Nalano]

"shoutouts to my nigga hutch and my nigga seananners. they swagged me out bigtime"

Suburban white motherfucker.

[lasikbear]

Uh...also from his channel:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9qNhIMKKFA&list=UUkOYuIUfXUZJETEGR5w5kUQ& index=9&feature=plcp

Guess he might still be suburban and a motherfucker though

[db1331]

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

[Nalano]

I feel better now.

[Tei]

In my time the ratio game/effects was better.

[Bhazor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEVs4TjbP5w

Buck apples everyday.

[CitizenDickbag]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSw2Ui9iHoA

short 'n' sweet

[Bhazor]

Not exactly a montage but it still cracked me up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=yEI_SoNuwbM

Super Mario up in this bitch.

[westyfield]

Could someone please explain what MLG means? It seems to be in the name of every parody, and a lot of genuine montages as well.



http://youtu.be/x5LPpaRI6_M

I love the bit where it goes into slow motion and we see him completely miss two guys.

Also, the KSP one from earlier is breathtakingly good.

[victory]

Could someone please explain what MLG means? It seems to be in the name of every parody, and a lot of genuine montages as well.Major Gaming League, the place every montagemaker would clearly be playing if they weren't so busy being awesome.

I loved how the farming simulator montage managed to incorporate teabagging.

Moar across the map 720 noscoping hot chick banging action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=bhNFrPtbKGc

[Bhazor]

Totally not relevant but I refer you to my original post.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sub9edhmeR8&feature=fvwrel

[Drake Sigar]

Oh dear god I love this thread, and I love judging people.

[Apocalypse31]

This thread is like drugs. I just need more. Please

[DWZippy]

I love the part around 0:25 where he's just spawn camping. SO L337!

Seriously.. how can that be idolised?

[Hypernetic]

Not a montage, but I always found this funny.


http://youtu.be/_d5u0CmcCnk

[Lambchops]

OH NOES!

Fonts 2 readable

Small like ur penis

NEEDS MOAR DUPSTEP

1446

YEAH BOY! Take that.

(If only I could figure out how to embed images at a decent size then I'd be the best at this)

[Lambchops]

Delete this!

[duff]

"mad postin' skillz" lol

The apostrophe couldn't be more out of place. :p

[Nalano]

"mad postin' skillz" lol

The apostrophe couldn't be more out of place. :p

Nothin' wrong wi'droppin' th' G 'n th' E 'n th' TH 'n other such letters, if'n you're goin' for a certain manner 'a speechifyin'.

Also, lolpostingskillz

[Bhazor]

Dubstep forum post simulater:

Read this (http://www.timecube.com/)whilst listening to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzTShCCo1CM&feature=related).

[b0rsuk]

It's Battlefield 3 not MW, but I can't stop smiling when I watch this video:
Battlefield 3 comparation PC vs. Playstation3 Split Screen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGbo50Ar420

[TheRealSomini]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi6AGFmPBrg
Found a really old-school, not sure if serious.

[Abacus Finch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfDH6BjV1Sk&feature=player_embedded

[Kaira-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWdDMhyY8IE

Game making at its finest.

[Wheelz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWdDMhyY8IE

Game making at its finest.

oh man, that's brilliant.

[Finicky]

Wow the power ranger one is going to give someone a seizure.

Hilarious videos btw, the serious ones are pretty much identical.
Double sad with the console auto aim and the snap to target aim down sight spam.

@ the cs one, at least in cs it was significantly much harder to hit people (since you couldn't just keep on spraying if your first bullet missed with an assault rifle).
But yeah, back then cs was the casual call of duty of its time compared to ut/quake, and now cod is the casual retard alternative to cs... maybe in another 10 years there will be an even sadder game that is the casual version of cod :p

Again it's hardly fair to compare this to the cod videos though... if cs was like playing darts then cod is pin the tail on the donkey in comparison.

Cs was what the dudebros in my highschool played back then, the ones who were too slow witted for UT/QUAKE (though they were pretty awful at cs too).

I feel there needs to be a counterweight to all this embarrasing hilarity :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiX9d_j1Xao&t=4m45s
Not all shooters and fragmovies have to be embarrasing gold star o-ramas for dumb kids.
Start watching at 4.45 mins for the best half of the video.

[Bhazor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozBtfTi3U8Q

I believe this may be one of the signs of the end of the world.

[coldvvvave]

Found a really old-school, not sure if serious.
CS was serious buisness once. People were killed over CS lan games.

[Wheelz]

CS was serious buisness once. People were killed over CS lan games.

Immediately reminded me of a video my friends and I made when we were abit younger.

Slightly Off-topic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyvraMtK8uI

[ShowMeTheMonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2nZu_V6vWI&feature=player_detailpage

[motherpuncher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxbls_KXsu4

[motherpuncher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8qSXvAzO7w

[grasskit]

while i hate the devils music, some people call dubsteb, with all my heart. i have to recognize its genius, since the best way to make fun of dubstep is more dubstep.

[gwathdring]

This is amazing. I'm really fond of the Farming Simulator one.


Dubstep forum post simulater:

Read this (http://www.timecube.com/)whilst listening to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzTShCCo1CM&feature=related).

What the flying fuck am I reading? Good god ... I can't ... what is this?



Again it's hardly fair to compare this to the cod videos though... if cs was like playing darts then cod is pin the tail on the donkey in comparison.

Woo! I sat behind a crate and shot people as they came around the corner! Sounds exactly like what's being ridiculed here. It compares just fine.



Cs was what the dudebros in my highschool played back then, the ones who were too slow witted for UT/QUAKE (though they were pretty awful at cs too).

I feel there needs to be a counterweight to all this embarrasing hilarity :
Not all shooters and fragmovies have to be embarrasing gold star o-ramas for dumb kids.
Start watching at 4.45 mins for the best half of the video.

Well, the game was faster paced. And it has less of those awful, awful, awful pop-up messages crowding the screen. But what made those games tougher and more interesting to me was the often more intimate player competition. Some of them were also more cleverly designed and inherently skill-oriented but I really think the community defined that more than the mechanics did. The mechanics didn't define much at all. The game was simpler and it was faster. That doesn't make it better or that video something other than ridiculously self-congratulatory. 12 minutes? Really?


while i hate the devils music, some people call dubsteb, with all my heart. i have to recognize its genius, since the best way to make fun of dubstep is more dubstep.

:D

[ShowMeTheMonkey]

BAN THIS SICK FILTH


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCFlxhlueMk

[victory]

xXx[HARDCORG]$$${DOGGYSTYLE EVERYDAY}xXx


http://youtu.be/nzCZ_BlS5p0

[Spengbab]

I enjoy how it's the same song for every vid. Or are they actually different songs? (Mind you, I have no experience with dubstep, not even sure if thatsthejoke...)

[ShowMeTheMonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXG9-pJiIHU&list=PLC99D44F9C5F46D77&index=23&feature=pl pp_video

[db1331]

http://youtu.be/n3C2RzUsObs

[Batolemaeus]

This thread makes me want to punch people in the soul.

[squirrelfanatic]

Rrrrrrise, thread, and obey. While watching some Guild Wars 2 PvP videos, I stumbled across this. Somehow someone managed to make a shooter montage out of an MMO game. I think this is genuine, could be wrong though.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJSZRVqk0nc

[Finicky]

I feel better now.

Why, he still talks like a complete halfwit, you racist :p

The noise that passes for music in these videos is going to give me an aneurysm.

[Antares]

This thread is amazing. And horrible. Here's my contribution:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsWklf4qJeQ

[TheRed]

To be honest, I don't even understand what the big deal about being good at games is anyway. Maybe it's because I'm getting old, but.. yeah. I play games (not right now or for seven months because of stupid graphics cards), I like them, I am an advocate for them as a medium that can be incredible given time. But.. so long as there isn't really a pro thing going on - which I know is vaguely arguable but I'd still come down on the side of 'there isn't' - at least nothing worthwhile compared to the population playing them.. I don't see why being good matters. I'm not terrible at FPSs when I bother, but I don't get why many people, particularly kids, see being on COD for 500+ hours is something to brag about. Who honestly gives someone more respect because they are good at it? It's similar to people who take Sunday League bargain basement football playing seriously. I mean, come on. You're not playing for a contract - and in truth, no-one gives someone any more respect outside of that sphere at all for being good at something so utterly trivial. It's like showing off because you're a faster reader than someone else. I guess it's always nice to be good at something, but if it isn't tied into anything, I'd argue that a life balance equates more importance and general respect than being awesome at MW3. Even being ok (but not good compared to anyone actually good) at the guitar or whatever - that seems, at least to me, to have more cachet than this because a) it's more socially respected across different demographics (not gaming's fault but still) b) it has a genuinely social component often c) it ties into long standing traditions across cultures d) it's fundamentally pleasing to others as well as yourself.

[Lambchops]

It's like showing off because you're a faster reader than someone else.

I red your post in 30 seconds flat. MAD READING SKILLZ!

Plus I put a pun in my reply, how'd you like them apples!

[TheRed]

I am lesser. :(

[gwathdring]

To be honest, I don't even understand what the big deal about being good at games is anyway. Maybe it's because I'm getting old, but.. yeah. I play games (not right now or for seven months because of stupid graphics cards), I like them, I am an advocate for them as a medium that can be incredible given time. But.. so long as there isn't really a pro thing going on - which I know is vaguely arguable but I'd still come down on the side of 'there isn't' - at least nothing worthwhile compared to the population playing them.. I don't see why being good matters. I'm not terrible at FPSs when I bother, but I don't get why many people, particularly kids, see being on COD for 500+ hours is something to brag about. Who honestly gives someone more respect because they are good at it? It's similar to people who take Sunday League bargain basement football playing seriously. I mean, come on. You're not playing for a contract - and in truth, no-one gives someone any more respect outside of that sphere at all for being good at something so utterly trivial. It's like showing off because you're a faster reader than someone else. I guess it's always nice to be good at something, but if it isn't tied into anything, I'd argue that a life balance equates more importance and general respect than being awesome at MW3. Even being ok (but not good compared to anyone actually good) at the guitar or whatever - that seems, at least to me, to have more cachet than this because a) it's more socially respected across different demographics (not gaming's fault but still) b) it has a genuinely social component often c) it ties into long standing traditions across cultures d) it's fundamentally pleasing to others as well as yourself.

The montages get pretty silly (and are often liable to give observers migraines due to eyestrain), in particular the subset of them that use bad dub-step. Hence the thread being entertaining and awesome. Saying no one should respect skill within the gaming community or deriding people who care about games in a way tangential to your own enjoyment of games, however, seems rather arbitrary and unreasonable. I know a few people who play games in leagues (and who play sports in minor, recreational and otherwise small/localized leagues), lead well balanced lives (i.e. have healthy and diverse social circles, are obtaining higher education and/or pursuing a life-long career, have hobbies outside of gaming, and so forth). I certainly know plenty of people who play in clans, care about games, never see a penny for it, still take pride in their gaming ability (or that of their clan) and have perfectly healthy lives otherwise.

I'm sure there are plenty of people who are unhealthy about it, but suggesting that it's pointless simply because a large number of people don't care and because it's not going to advance your social and economic status in the world at large? Really?

[Bhazor]

TheRed
I have to disagree, being good at a game is an enjoyment. Climbing a few notches on a leader board can be a big accomplishment. To use your example most sportsmen don't become good just to get a contract they become good to become better. Climbing leaderboads, representing your team/town just showing off to that girl from your class it doesn't need to have anything to do with promotion.

If you're going to quantify time with "meaningfulness" then most of our lives are basically a nil sum. I mean for a start we flat out waste eight hours a day sleeping. Then there's the time I waste leaning against a wall to do my shoe laces, or the time I spend talking to people who won't give me a promotion, dinner or sex. All a waste of time.

[coldvvvave]

Just stumbled onto this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aSCbCUqj64

[Heliocentric]

I know! How can I shoot people in the back with a shotgun from 5 feet away moments after they spawn!? It's the end of a skill curve I don't think I can ever surmount.

Don't forget iron sights, no scope, bhop, er... Other stuff.

[lasikbear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwuEnyV1Cb0&feature=youtu.be

#presidentialnoscope
#0wnb4m4
#dr0n3k1llstr34k
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[gwathdring]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwuEnyV1Cb0&feature=youtu.be

#presidentialnoscope
#0wnb4m4
#dr0n3k1llstr34k
xXxS0U420blayzeXxX

Heeheeheehee.

[lasikbear]

To be clear, that is an official US Government video.

[gwathdring]

To be clear, that is an official US Government video.

That's why it's so funny. It isn't crazy enough to be funny otherwise.