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Squiz
30-11-2012, 12:49 PM
Some of you may be familiar with the myth of St. Nuffl'clause. Some of you may not. The story of St. Nuffl'clause is an old one that is seldomly spoken of, and even when it is told, whoever tells it does so with a careful and dampened voice. It goes like this...

Oh hell no, I am not going to be that stupid and put my life (and my soul) on the line by openly posting the full story on a public forum. I'll only say this much. Some witty coaches - young and old - are known to clean their boots from the dirt and gore that everyday's work at the sideline of the pitch ent(r)ails and polish them to the n-ths degree, they put them at their doorsteps when the night of the 6th of Merry Bloody Advent draws near and then they go to bed.

It is said that many a coach who put effort in cleaning his boots has found a little something stuck in his footwear the next morning (some people report that newly bought/borrowed/stolen and good looking boots might also work).

So. Who dares to challenge fate and post a picture (videos might also work) of hers/his/not-really-own-but-nearly-as-good-as boots here in this thread? Let's see if St. Nuffl'clause is a myth after all or if there is some truth in those stories about boots... and presents.




Small remark: Of course the boots don't have to be your own (or even real boots/shoes), but they sure should be shiny. Also, you can leave your pictures here right now until midnight from the 5th to the 6th of December.

Squiz
30-11-2012, 07:09 PM
In case this came across as simply weird or unclear, let me make the start. These are the boots I'll put on my doorstep for St. Nuffl'clause night.

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Obviously, these are not my real boots (or are they?), but as said above, that's not a problem. The idea is to gather some fun pictures and smart ideas for what people consider to be their "good" boots.

potatoedoughnut
01-12-2012, 05:18 PM
Am I doing it right?

http://www.carid.com/images/saa/misc/tp28281.jpg

LowKey
01-12-2012, 05:48 PM
These are the boots I wear when I need to bring the Law, gave a good clean up cause I'm a good boy.

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Squiz
02-12-2012, 11:30 AM
Haha, very well done, both of you. And nicely polished too. :) Nuffl'clause will be pleased.

Squiz
03-12-2012, 02:28 PM
Without wanting to bump my own thread, I imagined this to get a few more replies. Could anyone of those people who have not replied yet (so everyone apart from potatoe and lowkey) give me a quick feedback what (if any) the reason for this is? Do you feel the idea is too obscure or do you think it is lame? I had hoped to get at least a few more contributions, the 6th is almost at our doorstep (psst, don't be afraid to post silly pictures, that's kind of the point).

ChainsawHands
03-12-2012, 02:29 PM
I'm just really lazy. Like, really lazy. No, lazier than that.

Screwie
03-12-2012, 02:32 PM
Too wrapped up in my own rubbish this past weekend to go hunting for shoe images on the internets, sorry. I do intend to contribute.

mrpier
03-12-2012, 02:45 PM
Just ignore the stockphoto-mark, these are mine, honest!

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Squiz
03-12-2012, 03:26 PM
Just ignore the stockphoto-mark, these are mine, honest!The real question is: Are these your legs too?

@everyone else: Thanks for the clarification, I probably shouldn't have made this into a community-has-to-contribute and more into contribute-to-the-community event. I am happy about every reply.

Jiiiiim
03-12-2012, 06:34 PM
http://www.freeimageslive.com/galleries/workplace/office2/pics/smart_shoes.jpg

Jim is aaaaall business

Jolima
03-12-2012, 06:46 PM
Oh, I have a whole shelf full of shiny shoes to contribute:

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laneford
03-12-2012, 07:12 PM
For Science! 2262

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFABJbdWyfs

potatoedoughnut
03-12-2012, 10:37 PM
[ img]Image tags![ /img]

(Because I'm too lazy to click)

Everblue
03-12-2012, 11:00 PM
I don't use shoes. I have hairy feet instead.

Screwie
03-12-2012, 11:46 PM
Presented without comment:

http://cdn.stylisheve.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Crazy-Designs-of-Women-Mocassin-Boots_A.jpg

Squiz
04-12-2012, 07:39 AM
I don't use shoes. I have hairy feet instead.I'll believe you after I've seen it with my own eyes. Get polishing!

Dentharial
04-12-2012, 08:02 AM
As others have said, I've been crazy busy with work this past week, and had to find time to do my own contribution. Plus, yeah, this was a little obscure and I was trying to think of something witty for it and failing.

I'll throw something in here when I get back from work today.