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    Today, 01:56 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Opens the sunroof and simultaneously activates the ejector seat. A parachute then slows your descent but you have to be in good condition to survive...
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    Today, 01:10 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Actually I just had a look at the car in question and I'm back to my previous position, fuck 'em. ...
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    Today, 01:04 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Erm I just read the original article and feel a bit bad for saying that. "Mollieanne (65) and Brian Smith (68)" That said, you probably...
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    Today, 01:01 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    A deadly combination of not being strong enough to break the window, curious enough to investigate the door handle or smart enough to figure it out.
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    Yesterday, 01:54 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    To be fair, Blizzard cant do it either. Whether they can pull off that new FPS remains to be seen but their last big hit was Hearthstone. Not only...
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    Yesterday, 11:48 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    You make a good point so that leaves us with the telltale have lost their minds option. I suppose if they somehow pull off The Lego Movie it could...
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    Yesterday, 10:56 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    On the other hand, 2 billion dollars is what microsoft paid for it and desperately want to make back. And making Minecraft 2 wont do that so this is...
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    18-12-2014, 05:04 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Choose between punching the tree or punching the dirt. Outcome is exactly the same so dont worry about it.
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    18-12-2014, 09:46 AM
    A few: * Ravenholm - Half Life 2 * Battle Royale Mod - ARMA 3 (Very tense) * Ass Creed's face removing bug!
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    17-12-2014, 11:11 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    I feel I should write a nice gentle story about a guy who thinks he forgot to pay his monthly credit card charges then remembers he actually did and...
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    17-12-2014, 09:01 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    The thing that made LOTR work was a producer with a large stick demanding they cut enough of the book to make the film reasonable for a cinematic...
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    16-12-2014, 11:48 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Watched the first one and talked myself into thinking I mostly enjoyed it. Couldnt be bothered to go see the second at the cinema then gave it a go...
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    15-12-2014, 06:41 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    It's a phase, like thinking the eighties was good. You probably just haven't got there yet.
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    15-12-2014, 06:28 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    This is why I'm always surprised when people don't believe that we're 99.9% genetically identical to a chimp. The only shocker to me is that it's...
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    15-12-2014, 06:10 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Little thought experiment, if God showed up and said right, I'm going to make a modification to the female form whether or not you're into it but you...
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    15-12-2014, 04:12 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Sorry is this a job that I can apply for? Like if I show up with a bottle of talcum powder at carnival will I be hired?
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    12-12-2014, 12:36 PM
    Seems like an awfully broad thing to say. A lot of mainstream hiphop is relentlessly awful, exploitative drivel but some of the most positive,...
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    12-12-2014, 12:33 PM
    It's a testament to how bulletproof the original song and Adeles vocals are that I hated that from around the 30 second mark and listened to all of...
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    12-12-2014, 12:13 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    And just when it seemed like the storm was over, I was just in the eye ...
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    11-12-2014, 09:16 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Thats why I can never get all that upset about it. However petty, childish and plain rude they get, they're never lacking in passion for the one...
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    11-12-2014, 06:36 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    I'm weak, I can't help myself. There's only so many times you can get "lern to 180 turn noob" before you go a bit loopy. I really didn't imagine it...
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    11-12-2014, 04:42 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    People are very strange. They must know that I bought the beta to have played the game enough to get that footage, yet because I dared to criticise...
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    11-12-2014, 02:58 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Which one, Elite? I think theres a formula for youtube comments, the more popular the video gets, the more relentlessly unpleasant you're obliged to...
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    08-12-2014, 03:08 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    I'll go one further and say you don't even need the acid if you're here.
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    08-12-2014, 01:04 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Yeah I may have oversimplified it a tad, but I still feel that as important as the security of your surroundings are to having a good time, the type...
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    08-12-2014, 12:30 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    I dont think its that they were gloomy. Its a tool to explore a mind in the same way that a car is a tool to explore a neighbourhood. If your mind is...
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    08-12-2014, 11:29 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    They should either all have them or get out and let daddy get on with it. As to people dying from mushrooms or other hard drugs... eh I'm not...
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    08-12-2014, 07:44 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Relevant; I do wonder if the medicine would suck less for him if his damn family didn't stand there and watch him have a load of...
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