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    Yesterday, 10:38 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    You were so close though trim one add one trim again then you will succeed
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    Yesterday, 10:28 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    Six in the first line Six in the second and third Nice try but all wrong
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    Yesterday, 05:25 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    Why do haiku's change Otherwise literate dudes Grammar to Yoda's?
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    Yesterday, 02:52 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    Salmond is a knob But so are Dave and his mates Some deep thinking there.
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    Yesterday, 01:23 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    The only line you wrote That could go in a haiku Came after yours finished
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    17-09-2014, 11:04 PM
    Cash. Dylan. Pretty easy sell, really.
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    17-09-2014, 05:07 PM
    How far away are they to start from each other? Doesn't it take a while to charge up lancer shots? Even seven weak shots dead on target would be...
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    17-09-2014, 05:04 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    Angry mumbling. I have a tip for moxxi. Try teamspeak instead.
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    17-09-2014, 10:58 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    Dick, Dom, bungalow Not the show I imagined How is this for kids?
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    16-09-2014, 09:45 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    Four syllables, four syllables. Either that's an avant-garde haiku or you fucked up somewhere. Moxxi, a haiku Is not as hard as you think But...
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    16-09-2014, 09:10 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    You might have heard that indie darlings U2 released a record on iTunes. I saw a load of hysterical articles on the bbc about people demanding a way...
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    15-09-2014, 07:43 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    If I see a variation this comment on the internet one more time I'm going to go mental "Why did Microsoft buy Mojang? Minecraft peaked and it's...
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    13-09-2014, 06:05 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Funny you should say that
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    13-09-2014, 11:01 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    For something so expensive, I'd expect some decent ergonomics. That thing looks like it would cripple my hand inside a week. Also, I only got the...
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    13-09-2014, 10:57 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Haiku challenge in Planetside 2
    I'm often accused People call me immature Suck my hairy balls
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    12-09-2014, 10:51 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    During the planning stage you don't wear the mask. As soon as you commit to the plan you put it on, so it has a practical element (a little anonymity...
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    12-09-2014, 09:47 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Hotline is about killing as quickly and efficiently as possible, having a great time then being pompously lectured for it. Payday is about...
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    11-09-2014, 10:06 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    It's DLC. I suspect it won't be much more than a few new masks, 80's neon banks to rob and a synthwave soundtrack. Which I'll be absolutely happy...
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    11-09-2014, 09:35 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    That trailer eluded to that though, right? It looked like the idea was that they were using him as a tool to extract information. If we have to put...
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    11-09-2014, 09:31 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Yeah, deep characterisation isn't a hallmark of either series. What is a hallmark of both series is the fetishisation of violence/criminality and...
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    11-09-2014, 07:20 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Ksempac is about to get really excited or really annoyed, depending on his opinion of Hotline Miami.
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    11-09-2014, 11:52 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Whatever. Enjoy pressing play to see it again, I happen to like my media infinitely looping. Gives it a quaint, rustic feel.
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    10-09-2014, 11:33 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    1. The thing up there went viral as a gif. As pointed out, the gif was then converted to an mp4. 2. I use a mobile device so its nicer to just see a...
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    10-09-2014, 07:56 PM
    I feel bad for DXHR. Instead of being praised for being better than almost every contemporary peer it has (as in, all the other AAA multiformat...
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    10-09-2014, 07:33 PM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    I have seen the hamster thing before, but that's definitely the first time someone was nutty enough to link it as an mp4 instead of a gif like a...
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    10-09-2014, 09:45 AM
    jaguar skills replied to a thread Off-topic in Planetside 2
    Give it a week, it'll probably end up actually being bought by Amazon for 2.5 billion.
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    09-09-2014, 11:03 PM
    I make it a point of pride to tell people I attempted to play deus ex several times in its heyday, only to get frustrated with almost everything...
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    09-09-2014, 08:57 PM
    I'm not sure I have what you're after, to be honest. Most of my videos try to show off the scale and scope of battles but by definition they're never...
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    09-09-2014, 04:12 PM
    Well that's what skyrim nexus is for, I guess. The "sexy" mods are so vile and offensive to both genders (of many species of animal) that men and...
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    08-09-2014, 10:11 PM
    Extra credit if before hitting enter the first time, you press ctrl+A, ctrl+C then spend the next five minutes hitting ctrl+V and enter over and over.
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