Originally Posted by
Hoarr
Holy crap has this thread been buried.
Hello, prospective spock porn enthusiasts! My name is Hoarr and I am a former CEO and current madcap director of RPS Holdings. After a brief period of relative inactivity, the corp has seen a tremendous resurgence of activity with the bittervet old guard resubbing en masse including the corp founder and once and future CEO, Eben Rochelle. We run almost nightly combat ops around the region in which we live, knocking off some of the accumulated rust and just having a blast in general.
If you have ever been curious about EVE online, I cannot think of a better time in recent memory to give it a shot. The new expansion that debuts in three weeks, Retribution, will rebalance all of the ships that newer pilots fly (frigates and cruisers) and will make them all incredibly useful. In fact, we've been hurf blurfing for the past couple of weeks to come up with fleet compositions that exclusively feature these ships. We are all looking forward to this change; the ships are going to be an absolute blast to fly. With this change, it will be easier than ever to get right in to combat in eve online and be useful in a very meaningful way.
We are an extremely newbie friendly corp and dedicate a lot of time to helping out our newer players. Hell, I've devoted countless hours to making training videos to help people get into EVE, and PVP specifically. If you're a brand new player to EVE or perhaps a vet who wants to give the "pewing people in the face" lifestyle a try, please look us up in game in the "RPS Community" channel or shout up in here and we'll get you sorted.
If you are a new player, let us know in here and we can hook you up with an extended trial. If you subscribe from that trial, we get an in game reward worth quite a lot of money (550 Million at the time of writing) that we will split with you and get you started with a colossal nest egg. I look forward to seeing you in game!