While I'd much rather hope you'd decide to resub and fly with us, I won't say no to donations.
If you decide to donate you could contract all your delicious stuff to me BobHound, or to my directors Richard Mansk or Major Goose.
We'll make sure your things are blow into tiny tiny bits!
Yerp derp!.... Or melt the battleship down and make a swarm of rifters / ruptures from it \o/
All donations gladly accepted... including time... in the form of flying with us and dying a glorious death....
If you have difficulty believing that we currently die a lot, see here
Nothing better than swarming to your death then spamming local chat with spock porn links
RPS Holdings recruiting people from outside of EVE to give the game a shot.
If you're one of those who has always thought it's more interesting to read about EVE, rather than play it, well then you probably haven't tried PvPing!
Give the game a try in the warm loving environment of RPSH. You won't regret it!
Corny recruitment post aside, the corp is at the moment thriving since our reboot and we'd love to help some other people get into the game.
Contact any one of these unfortunate souls if you're interested:
BobHound - CEO
Major Goose - Avian Director
Richard Mansk - EU Director
Hoarr - US Director
I did not know we had an Avian director. Hmm..
Anyway guys, those are exciting times ahead, we are (probably) soon moving to a place full of blood, tears and corpses. We have an industry programme kicking and explorations pretty much whenever there's more than 3 people online. Come join RPSH - you'll learn to live, to love, to hate.. in space.
Also the thrill of running through russian space, delivering spock porn at every turn, and being met with zero resistance (basically because all russians were asleep at 4am, but we like to think they were afraid of our noobsquad)
jumping on a battlecruiser and after taking it down, gtfo because a carrier just arrived.
harvesting sweet tears from people piloting ships costing 150+ millions that get blown up by our horde of well-discoordinated cheap ass ships.
convincing Bart, the quasi-russian, that repeatedly slamming a door on his johnson is a better idea than engaging three of our youngest pilots.
and best of all, we do have a resident design team working 24/7 to get you the best spock porn available, to spam in nullsec systems (until Tigran receives a warning, that is).
As a side-note to any person who does not play EVE. Harvesting tears is a morbid obsession that will inevitably follow a short amount of time in nul-sec. It is nothing out of the ordinary.
Yes, join us and together we shall build an empire that lasts about five minutes.
It shall also be hilarious. There's a ton of relatively new people in the corp right now, so if you ever wanted to give EVE a try this may just be the time to do it.
Big things are happening next week. So excitement is all around.
We're still recruiting new folks, so prep your pod and join us in EVE.
Join RPSH, where even new players on their first day in-game are welcome, nay encouraged, to fly out with the gang into the deepest darkest depths of lawless 0.0 space and heroically die in a fire.
You'd be surprised what a swarm of moderately co-ordinated, determined idiots can pull off in New Eden.
I'm sure a lot of RPS readers has thought about trying EVE. Join us. You are gonna enjoy awesome PvP battles and the thrilling experience of living in nullsec, where death is always chasing you. We will give you all the support needed, and you will fight epic battles with fellow RPS readers.
Photoshop expertise is a plus.
I've been playing EVE for about a week now. I've done the starter career missions and on the last kill mission to finish up the Sisters of EVE arc tonight.
I haven't got much planned for afterwards, though. I'd probably end up doing faction missions or high security mining, which would probably net me a little bit of cash towards a first cruiser, but I think I'd really like to experience the lowsec and nulsec mischief you guys get up too. So I'd really like to join up with you folks in a couple of days time, if you'll have me. This "spock porn" you mention also sweetens the deal.
I'm in South Africa (GMT +2), and can normally be online from around 7pm until about midnight at the latest.
Dude, you'll be welcome to join. I guess it's a good idea to finish the sisters arc though, as it will make you some money and even get you a cruiser if i'm not imagining things. At least it will definitely let you buy a cruiser. Also good training. You'll have a lot of questions when you finish it, i reckon.
Join us at the RPS Community to meet the crazy people. We are moving to 0.0 exactly as we speak but some of us were left behind (i.e. had some stupid thing to do, such as me). I'm Gara on Eve and you can find me flying in highsec, all sad and lonely, grinding missions.
When you say "Join us at the RPS Community", is that a chat channel or something?
Exactly! If you're having problems with the sisters last missions i can help you tonight since i'm stuck at highsec for the moment. hit me up there.
Cool, thanks Psy!
I've got a few things I want to try first with Dagan. I'd really like to finish this arc up on solo as it's been a good learning curve for me. I'll definitely give you a shout, though, when my plan has failed and Dagan is still laughing at me through his big shield.
dagan is a bitch. i think you may need a cruiser to finish that one. good luck!
Last night I managed a sustained fight with him. Got my Tristan in quick and low with an afterburner and keeping him bubbled. I spun around him quick enough to dodge his guns so I was quite safe.
Just got to get the correct weapon and ammo combo to do enough damage to wear his shield down.
i dunno if you'll have enough deeps with a tristan, depends on your skills too i suppose. a dessie will be a big improvement but even then a cruiser would be most indicated if you don't want to spend 15 minutes killing this guy like I did. :P
You're welcome to join the RPS Community and have a chat with us! Good luck with Dagan!