Dear Gorgias,
Thank you for your letter, young people so rarely write letters these days so I truly appreciate that you took the time to put pen to paper. I read your list of Birthday presents you would like, I know you like surprises so I have gotten you something a little bit different. Can you guess what?
Love Morté
PS. I know people say that I and Melmoth look the same but they are wrong, that is a group photograph from our college days "GO SIGMA GAMMA". I'm the one balancing a sword on my head.
http://i43.tinypic.com/21o78cy.jpg
The chicks really dug that party trick, anyway I need to get back to flaying.