Karma party tonight prior to guild missions then.
Dammit Doodier! Get yout s*** together! I forgot about the missions again!
I received an email with jugs today from the game
did you complain, that's a blatant innuendo.
oh WITH jugs, not FROM.
acutally that's worse.
2 lvl 80, warrior lvling comencing.
Ooh, congrats! Retweeted you for visibility.
In other news,it seems that the new strategy is to tell the game's story entirely outside the game...
Congratulations Duke for making it to the finals in the "Holy Shit My Eyes Are Burning Oh God Why Was I Ever Born" category! Seems you have quite the competition though... But you have my vote. The things I do because of loyalty.
Also, that Elegost-guy? I actually saw someone wearing the exact same outfit standing next to me while capping a tower in WvW yesterday. Should've asked for an autograph...
EDIT: After reading the short story, I just want to say that it is terrible.
(Minor spoilers for those interested)
We didn't know anything about Scarlet - which was bad enough for a villain impacting the whole world - but this is even worse. She spent 8 years in the Grove, apprenticed in Hoelbrak under a Norn master smith, trained with an Iron Legion gladium, and learned the Hylek secrets of alchemy: okay, far-fetched, but not entirely impossible. But she was a non-Asura not only gaining access to, but being the smartest student in, all three of the colleges, and was involved in Inquest activity thus dishonourably expelled - yet she is never mentioned ANYWHERE? That is absurd and beyond all believability.
well done Duke, I hope you are successful in creating a fashion icon. Although that naked Norn does run you close.
They shouldn't post fanfiction on the official website.
Welp, there goes the last of whatever faith I had in anets writing team.
The reactions include:
"Great story, BUT I think we still deserve the explanation..."
"Damn, this was a cut above the other stories in depth and length, but still leaves us wanting a lot more."
"It was a good story. A good read, and I am glad they put work and effort into this."
Apparently the GW2 playerbase deserves stuff likes this. I think I need to lie down a bit.