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I'd be up for this. Yo ho ho!
Here are two pirate jokes which are favourites of my four year old niece - one she told me:
why are pirates called pirates?
-because they ARRGGGGHHH
17-06-2014, 09:23 PM
NieA& gave me a nudge and I came out of retirement for this. Be honoured. Now I'm going back to my hermit cave.
02-06-2014, 12:16 PM
Aw man, that's a cute wee babby.
09-04-2014, 12:01 AM
Whaaaat? Better than chaos? It cannot be!
08-04-2014, 12:08 AM
I love you, you beautiful loner-fouling bastard.
07-04-2014, 09:16 PM
Beaten by hobbits? Muahahahaa!
(Actually the little bastards can be quite brutal when the dice go their way)
10-03-2014, 10:57 AM
I have to say that anyone who wins the Champs twice in a row deserves to be acclaimed the rightful champion of the Divisions. Once might be luck, but twice isn't.
(I have to say this, because I...
09-03-2014, 07:39 PM
It was a rather undistinguished retirement match for the Red Skull Reavers, I have to say. The fouls worked well for Limdood, and I just couldn't cause enough casualties. The dice could have been...
25-02-2014, 12:56 AM
I've had better games. Not sure I did much wrong to be honest, I just didn't get the injury rolls I needed, and 20P had some fairly cheesy dice.
That's me inevitably relegated from the Champs, so I...
23-02-2014, 05:06 PM
No problem, have a fun game.
22-02-2014, 09:44 PM
Have you been able to schedule a game yet Laneford? No problem with an extension in this instance, if you've got a date.
Div H, my apologies for the misunderstanding. You're good.
22-02-2014, 04:39 PM
Week one ends tomorrow
Matches still to play:
Champs: Limdood versus 20Phoenix (scheduled for Sunday)
Div2: Wink versus Grinn
DivB: Smaug versus BigC
DivC: Rotekian versus Ethelred
15-02-2014, 09:22 PM
Champions' Division Update
Brutal game between President Weasel's chaos team and Janek's terrifying nurgle mans ends 1-0 to the nurgles. Weasel's league hopes in tatters after almost entire team...
12-02-2014, 09:45 PM
08-02-2014, 10:12 PM
I fear the hidden complexities of the spreadsheet and try to avoid ever doing more than entering my score in it.
What I can do, however, is remind people:
We start the divisions from the top...
08-02-2014, 02:20 AM
No problem old bean, pm me the user info and I shall put your team into the requisite league.
06-02-2014, 05:31 PM
I heartily approve of your iron fist in a steel glove approach, Everblue.
04-02-2014, 02:52 PM
Close. Actually it was me.
02-02-2014, 07:58 PM
A bit of that, and a bit of 'it turns out I am not very good at elves'.
JoeyJoJoe: you can find out when each "week" ends on the "fixtures and results" page of the spreadsheet; it's the 5th for...
02-02-2014, 05:52 PM
If you don't want your players mutilated, you shouldn't put them on the field!
Useful advice there to all my enemi -err, opponents.
02-02-2014, 01:14 PM
Love how it starts out poetic, builds the expectation that it's going to be a blood bowl fairy tale, and then... shits on it.
Congratulations to 20P on a convincing championship, 3 wins out of 3....
01-02-2014, 10:18 PM
My chaos team will slaughter your entire team, hack them into pieces, and use the pieces to make mobiles for their freakish mutant babies.
Also: welcome to the championship, have fun!
29-01-2014, 02:39 PM
One guy who can pick the ball up, a killer beastman, a killer chaos warrior, another one who just needs claw, a jump up extra move guy who I plan to give tackle and use as my safety, and a whole pack...
28-01-2014, 10:39 PM
Hmm, I think it was your orcs and some terrifying nurgle (and somewhere in there a no-SPP skink killed my extra arms ag4 elfbeast) but maybe I am misremembering so I don't have to feel guilty for...
28-01-2014, 10:26 PM
Was it a niggle and not a movement injury? I was feeling a bit guilty about crippling him, but if it's a niggle then I won't. Besides, I am pretty sure I am still paying you back for ruining my chaos...
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