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In fact, I would add gherkins and eggs too and also Tabasco. And a pizza and a muffin and other food that I like.... Gha! When is lunch time?

I LOVE it. I really hope the future has nistorians. Also nistorectomies, neiroglyphics and nydrogen.

Actually, dropping the 'h' isn't much like the nadder/norange thing. There, you're removing the...

Haha, "pretty vocal". Brilliant.

If you have a whole lot of money (or a superb local library), Akira is one of the greatest graphic novel's I've ever read.

That sentence is completely illogical, but you get the idea.

First off, I'm not a troll. As such, I will attempt to form a rational, level headed critique of your BAY-gull. Here is my objection:

1. I'm a vegetarian.

2. I WANT IT!!!!

Hey guys, remember Wulf? That was a solid ban. Ahhh, so satisfying... Anyway, what are we all talking about?

Indeed. In an ideal world they'd be perfectly complementary.

Yeah, me too. Poor word choice on my part. I think I just wanted to write the word "shenanigans" (I properly fucked up the spelling too, didn't I? I blame the altitude in La Paz).

I think the Ari thing shows that public condemnation can make a difference. The guy had to give a semi-official apology and the trauma of doing so will probably mean he at least thinks twice before...

Sounds great! I'm sold.

I think Wizardry has this one: it's obvious that inventory screens/maps/stats pages etc. are no less intrinsic to the game world than the 1st or 2nd person perspective used to percieve npcs and...

I hate lager because it tastes a bit like wee wee. Instead I like beers that make you feel all grown up and manly, i.e Ale and Stout. Black Sheep is a very fine ale from the North of England.
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Unfortunately gender can sometimes determine what kind of social conditioning we receive, which in turn influences the things we enjoy, and is compounded by marketing (which is also a form of...

Really? How can you tell? I'm new to this forum lark.

You're in for a treat my friend.

Just finished The Hunger Games. Absolutely loved it. The writing style is fairly simple and is clearly aiming for the young adult audience, but you barely notice - the world is so comlex and...

I'd just like to note that Alan Moore did in fact write James Bond into the LXG books, and he's a slimy mercenary rapist. No one seemed to mind.

Capable of giving me the runs if I have too many.

Is that one? I'm not sure.

Not in TV adverts, no. Perhaps at my birthday party.

You are entirely correct, sir. I really don't know what I meant by that first bit. I mean, I write pontless swears in dialogue all the time. When it makes sense in context and/or it's part of the...

Just for fun, here's the movies I watched on the plane to Bolivia the other day:

Cowboys and Aliens: Better than expected. The whole thing is played entirely straight and is all the better for it....

Shampoo/cosmetics adverts. "Unlock your inner radiance". "The first shampoo to use this thing with a ridiculous sciency sounding name that we just made up". "Gives your skin that poreless, shop...

Bad writing is bad writing. A good writer puts meaning into every word. If you feel a swear is meaningless, that's bad writing. I'm not sure that maturity has anything to do with it.

Edit: Hmm...

Lots of people hate Splinter Cell Conviction, but the co-op campaign is great fun. Coordinating simultaneous takedowns and stuff feels really good.