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Back that up or be quiet, please.

So you haven't actually played Trespasser, but are jumping on the arm bandwagon from nearly 15 years ago?You didn't notice in the video the game's vast, detailed, beautiful explorable world? There...

Many web comics start off slow and gradually the artwork and humour improves and eventually it takes on a life of its own. From the big hitters like Penny Arcade, VGCats and Ctrl Alt Del to lesser...

So all through the 80s, 90s and 00s I gamed a LIE?

*boohoo! BOOHOO!*

Planetside. A contested bridge or tower would see a ridiculous amount of ordnance flying.

Forgotten Hope (BF1942 mod). A 64 player server running Omaha Beach was a spectacle I have yet to see...

You didn't have to connect to an authentication server in the 70s.

Get rid of perks, leveling, customizable weapons. CoD3 had great multiplayer with fixed classes and equipment, the only "unlocks" were ranking up each round to carry more equipment/recon did more...

If you like retro, The Lone Ranger on the NES is fantastic.

If they actually pursued a sensible pricing policy, I might buy more games from them.

As it is, I go in just to have a browse, see a row of games with '£44.99' on them, snort with derision and...

Man, that brings back memories. I always love the look on Lockjaw's face.

Oh, for the halcyon days of Game when PC games were covered by their no-quibble return policy.

Likewise, anyone who thinks the whole thing is a constant fuckfest with cripples is missing the point. It's not about sex, it's about relationships and the character's personalities.

The name and...

I don't buy games that nag me, out of principle. A lot of iOS games think it's perfect fine to shove popups in your facing asking you to buy bonus items/like them on Arsebook/if only you had the full...

It doesn't. It's a guy and his girlfriend having sex. She asked if he wanted to experiment.

When I had a busted knee I sat and played Mirror's Edge and Call of Juarez: BiB. More recently after surgery I played Deus Ex: HR (once I could coordinate myself, I tried playing SBK2011 and couldn't...

He's deliberately taking it out of context and using heavy handed language to make it sound as bad as possible.

How dare people in a relationship have sex!

Doesn't this stuff tend to come out eventually for other platforms and non-preorderers? Then it's just the stupid publishers shooting themselves in the foot because people who are determined to have...

Towards the end of Fallout 3 my character was one-shotting most enemies with plasma rifle headshots. Except those three superenemies, which just swallowed my ammo and caused tons of CND loss.

The...

Like the three monsters they added in Broken Steel (Feral Ghoul Reaver, Super Mutant Overlord, Albino Radscorpion) they just soak up ammo. It's stupid. I don't care how tough you're meant to be,...

I'm not saying everyone should own one. I'm saying there are going to be millions of cars sitting around, which could be cannibalized to assemble thousands of working ones. The Highwayman in Fallout...

Well, yeah. Those questions were asked of the original games which were only 70 years after the war. Fallout 3's frankly ridiculous "finding unlooted prewar supplies in a shop" pushed it to an...

I got NV on launch. I've recently resumed playing it after becoming incredibly bored by it.

I may have done it to myself. I objected to the game trying to direct me around to Vegas the long way...

It didn't sell amazing numbers*, no. It was Wii-only and was apparently quite frustrating due to the shitty camera.

*in the eyes of the suits

You're not thinking of Star Control, are you?

http://www.mobygames.com/game/star-control

Top-down turned based strategy segments mixed in with realtime arcadey ship combat.

The sequel had a...