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I suggest a maple syrup-based diet.

I was imagining a symbiotic fungus that lives in the stomach, propagating fast enough to counteract digestion while still providing nourishment. Imagine, eating without eating!

I had to look that up and I still don't really know what you're talking about, but Nalano is black, so neither do you.

...Hydraulics equipment? How the fuck do you even market that? "Ready to 'pressurize' some 'fluids'? No, seriously."

If Tom Francis and Phil Fish ever touched, they would cancel each other out.

Dear Esther, of all things, is the first game I've encountered that I can't get to run satisfactorily without compromising all the pretties. And considering that Dear Esther is all pretties, I'm just...

Gamefly is running a digital download sale. Use code GFDJUN20 for a further 20% off. Some notables, lifted from Slickdeals:


Medieval II: Total War $3
Alpha Protocol $3
Empire: Total War $3...

10 minutes of pure schadenfreude catharsis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ozoljMhgQ

Indeed. Respect the time-honored tradition of cordoning off acres of land so fat old white guys can use it once a week.

Maniac is the American Psycho of misogyny.

This little bastard gets stuck in my head all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0mxXrHowHQ

I'd recommend buying a bigger monitor in this case.

Hahaha what.

Outside of Cajun and Native American, we don't really have our own own cuisine. Most of our "staples" are of German origin.

Finally got around to repairing an old-but-expensive pair of headphones today. Proteus seemed a good way to celebrate.

As far I can tell, the goal of the game is to chase nondescript woodland...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ijVnXIWBk
>Rough Sleeper

I'd guess Ghost in the Shell, but the "TOP" is throwing me for a loop.

Straight up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-p98umv1gg

You're like a time capsule. What other movies has your pristine mind been spared of spoilers? Verbal is Keyser Soze, by the way.

I'm pretty lax, but Arcen Games seems to be in the eyesore business first and video games a distant second.

There's always another option!
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Hotline Miami's soundtrack was ordered pretty horribly in the official release. They clustered all the songs by artist and left most of the short tracks until the end, after twenty minutes of Sun...

Can't we all just be happy the era of the Unreal Engine 3 is drawing to a close?

RIP. Kind Berzee gave it to me a couple weeks ago. I think it may have started life as a browser game, and somewhere along the line turned into the developer's lifework. It's really not so bad once...

Polished off RIP, Tiny & Big and Little Inferno today. All three were pleasantly brainless and short.

Maniac's ending was absolutely superb.