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You drive a thimble and would put your own mother on the street if she couldn't make rent.

You mercilessly slap a hippo's posterior, forcefeeding her choking hazards.

Steam libraries are unruly beasts in need of discipline. Its galloping herds will haphazardly harumph through hayfields unless you fence them in. How do y'all rustle them cattle?

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Popcap's Big Money. It's a single player game but we could compete to see whose wrist crumbles first from overclicking.

NHL Hockey 1998

I wish id would make a game called Trundle.

Your mom beats you until you cry on poo in the basement.

And now for the obligatory:

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Actual Steve Jobs quote:

"Apple is a philanthropic company that gives back to the community and respects intellectual property in all its forms. But fuck Samsung and their iPhone clones - Apple...

Be thankful always-online DRM is all you get. Welcome to the last generation of game downloads and say hello to Onlive and Gaikai.

Many improvements. Much better framerate, they seem to have completely removed some shader effects (like when you surface after swimming underwater) which killed performance, the UI has been...

Speak for yourself. I love that game.

Love the badgbarians, Voon!

The last stress test took place in the evening in GMT which fell during working hours in the west. It's our turn this time!

Although, extrapolating from Nalano's "NY f'n C" alphabet soup location...

You think Carmack is made of Ferarris?

Infocom is rolling in its grave.

^ Giaddon's recommendation with equal fervour!! AAAAAHHH!!!!!

Also Realm of the Mad God which is basically the butt baby of Diablo and Smash TV.

Ditto for Crysis before the spacetopus.

Crytek has an infuriating tendency to make stunningly gorgeous games with staggering technology and clubbing them to a bloody pulp with a shitty premise.

Confucius say early adopter buy game with one hand, slap own face with other.
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PC Gamer USA's racing columnist Andy Mahood has extolled iracing.com on many occasions. I believe it's subscription-based but Mahood insists it's far more satisfying to race against real people than...

Thanks Kadayi! I plunked it in my wallpapers folder.

Kadayi that's really beautiful. I don't suppose you've done graffiti art?

I replay games that made me happy. That's it, really. That's my ideal gaming experience. Many games I've finished are more enjoyable than whatever else I have at my disposal.

Cheers! This may be the first time in 15 years I've had to double-click something on a web page. Intuitive!

Love this comment! I've been there as well, drowning my sorrows in nostalgia.