Type: Posts; User: President Weasel
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18-10-2014, 07:25 PM
Having co-oped extensively with Tomxj about a year back in borderlands 2 I can heartily recommend him to anyone looking for company to shoot cartoonish bandits with.
I'd be up for this. Yo ho ho!
Here are two pirate jokes which are favourites of my four year old niece - one she told me:
why are pirates called pirates?
-because they ARRGGGGHHH
17-06-2014, 09:23 PM
NieA& gave me a nudge and I came out of retirement for this. Be honoured. Now I'm going back to my hermit cave.
02-06-2014, 12:16 PM
Aw man, that's a cute wee babby.
09-04-2014, 12:01 AM
Whaaaat? Better than chaos? It cannot be!
08-04-2014, 12:08 AM
I love you, you beautiful loner-fouling bastard.
07-04-2014, 09:16 PM
Beaten by hobbits? Muahahahaa!
(Actually the little bastards can be quite brutal when the dice go their way)
10-03-2014, 11:57 AM
I have to say that anyone who wins the Champs twice in a row deserves to be acclaimed the rightful champion of the Divisions. Once might be luck, but twice isn't.
(I have to say this, because I...
09-03-2014, 08:39 PM
It was a rather undistinguished retirement match for the Red Skull Reavers, I have to say. The fouls worked well for Limdood, and I just couldn't cause enough casualties. The dice could have been...
25-02-2014, 01:56 AM
I've had better games. Not sure I did much wrong to be honest, I just didn't get the injury rolls I needed, and 20P had some fairly cheesy dice.
That's me inevitably relegated from the Champs, so I...
23-02-2014, 06:06 PM
No problem, have a fun game.
22-02-2014, 10:44 PM
Have you been able to schedule a game yet Laneford? No problem with an extension in this instance, if you've got a date.
Div H, my apologies for the misunderstanding. You're good.
22-02-2014, 05:39 PM
Week one ends tomorrow
Matches still to play:
Champs: Limdood versus 20Phoenix (scheduled for Sunday)
Div2: Wink versus Grinn
DivB: Smaug versus BigC
DivC: Rotekian versus Ethelred
15-02-2014, 10:22 PM
Champions' Division Update
Brutal game between President Weasel's chaos team and Janek's terrifying nurgle mans ends 1-0 to the nurgles. Weasel's league hopes in tatters after almost entire team...
12-02-2014, 10:45 PM
08-02-2014, 11:12 PM
I fear the hidden complexities of the spreadsheet and try to avoid ever doing more than entering my score in it.
What I can do, however, is remind people:
We start the divisions from the top...
08-02-2014, 03:20 AM
No problem old bean, pm me the user info and I shall put your team into the requisite league.
06-02-2014, 06:31 PM
I heartily approve of your iron fist in a steel glove approach, Everblue.
04-02-2014, 03:52 PM
Close. Actually it was me.
02-02-2014, 08:58 PM
A bit of that, and a bit of 'it turns out I am not very good at elves'.
JoeyJoJoe: you can find out when each "week" ends on the "fixtures and results" page of the spreadsheet; it's the 5th for...
02-02-2014, 06:52 PM
If you don't want your players mutilated, you shouldn't put them on the field!
Useful advice there to all my enemi -err, opponents.
02-02-2014, 02:14 PM
Love how it starts out poetic, builds the expectation that it's going to be a blood bowl fairy tale, and then... shits on it.
Congratulations to 20P on a convincing championship, 3 wins out of 3....
01-02-2014, 11:18 PM
My chaos team will slaughter your entire team, hack them into pieces, and use the pieces to make mobiles for their freakish mutant babies.
Also: welcome to the championship, have fun!
29-01-2014, 03:39 PM
One guy who can pick the ball up, a killer beastman, a killer chaos warrior, another one who just needs claw, a jump up extra move guy who I plan to give tackle and use as my safety, and a whole pack...
28-01-2014, 11:39 PM
Hmm, I think it was your orcs and some terrifying nurgle (and somewhere in there a no-SPP skink killed my extra arms ag4 elfbeast) but maybe I am misremembering so I don't have to feel guilty for...
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