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This is where 10 should have placed a tackle zone on someone, to stop them just cleanly lining up classic double stacked lines infront of you. Sure that means your opponent gets a free block on 10...

Classic Human Switch play

Blitz down one side to offer a threat but place the main body on the other side. Opponent now has to make a choice between going strong in front of the cage or covering...

How general or specific are you wanting? Are you happy with the three basic offences: cage, screen and the passing 2-turn-touchdown?

There seems to have been a a terrible error made. I have been put into a league with Nurgle and Dwarves rather than the Wood and High Elves.

Oh the humanity.

So I totally think I've updated the spreadsheet correctly with my returning team, can anyone confirm deny that rumour?

I would happily accept being re-entered into leagues by going straight into the champs division.

It's the destination not the journey.

The drop after those 3 on my team is pretty huge, players at 26 and 20 games, then 17 and 16 games and then a whole bunch of single figures.

Yoo-hoo boys, I'm home.

America was fun, but lets get back to what is important in life. Blood Bowl.

Arnulf Wulf, 60 games
Manfred Moaner, 60 games
Awrod the Boss-eyed, 61 games

Hex, hex hex.

I forgot the best part of this game - Web Cole dawdled over making the final GFI to attempt the score.
I typed "Hex"
One second later the Blitzer face planted himself out of the game.

This post marks the end of all Blood Bowl attempted humour. No post will ever top this, there is no point in trying.

My last two fireballs, which have hit a combined total of 10 players has knocked down 1.

And he also has pass block, so Eldril is useful against agility teams as well. In the limited set of star players Cyanide has implemented I think he's the stand out. Although the star player Yeti...

Humans are actually best at low TV levels, get Guard on all the Blitzers and the Ogre, which is only another 100 TV, smatter some tackle, kick and accurate on linemen and thrower and the Humans'...

Yeah, pretty much the only thing that is keeping me playing the shattered shell of the Altdorf Army is the specific sunset clause I've given them - I owe it to the surviving originals to keep pluging...

These go to Eleven 1 - 1 Altdorf Army

In a classic crazy, typically Altdorfian match the Army head into hiatus for a season. We'll treasure the High Elf Blitzer Face Plant into the endzone rather...

It seems that by pure chance I developed the Army to murder Pro Elves. I've lost all my specialty Blitzers bar Wulf now so when we meet again I'd wager you'll have a good chance.

The Altdorf Army will be taking a pause for the next season. I will have availability issues and so will not be able to complete a programme of matches. But rest assured, they'll be back, I still...

Like your inability to post a match report that is sufficiently sympathetic to the plight of the Humans.

Yeah the spreadsheet is proper foobared. It's not just the players page, the whole thing seems to have been reverted to end of week 1 last season.

I was evoking the disjointed, existential horror that Screwie and I felt as the event unfolded.

Screwie an I attempted to play a game and it was a barnstomer with elves dead and injured all over the field, the game locked at 1-1 12 turns in and the ball on the floor in the human half when...

Oh, incidentally drawlien and I played our game at the weekend. a 1-1 draw with a surprising lack of violence, the only casualty happening to the Dwarves.

I almost snatched an ultra unlikely win...

Worry not, 3 rookie Blitzers as well.

Completely decimated humans. I ain't got no passing game despite the massive TV.