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    I watched Roxy Hunter and the Mystery of the...

    I watched Roxy Hunter and the Mystery of the Moody Ghost. What, it wasn't my fault! I bet Helio watched it too!
    I was expecting some dreadful kids movie about "girlish" interests, but it's nothing...
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    So that House on Dark Messiah is an homage to...

    So that House on Dark Messiah is an homage to that? Interesting.
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    They brand it as a "mobile" thing, if it's on...

    They brand it as a "mobile" thing, if it's on Mobile it's not a "real" computer, there's no need to regulate that. That's what those regulators tell themselves, "regulating Fisher-Price UI are...
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    Fill with to the brim with hardcore pornography....

    Fill with to the brim with hardcore pornography. That makes sure all the bits are dirty.
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    I... Wha... Daf... Van Helsing meets Twilight?

    I... Wha... Daf... Van Helsing meets Twilight?
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    Well, I watched Twin Peaks...

    Well, I watched Twin Peaks...
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    Honestly, if it was posted by freddiew, I'd...

    Honestly, if it was posted by freddiew, I'd dismiss it as a special effects failure, those ragdoll effects are more realistic than I thought.
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    You are an enemy of film.

    You are an enemy of film.
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    Come back, Zardoz, we miss abundant pubic hair...

    Come back, Zardoz, we miss abundant pubic hair and liberal views on nudity!
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    Those outfits... Preposterous!. Much better...

    Those outfits... Preposterous!.


    Much better than the Stallone version. No Rob Schneider, for instance.
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    Boogie Nights is a flim about dicks, and their...

    Boogie Nights is a flim about dicks, and their penises. It wins the "Best Cock" award almost by default, because it dare to run afowl (hohoho) of male prudishness. Even though it's only the money...
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    How? The tail rotor got loose? That was so fast!...

    How? The tail rotor got loose?
    That was so fast! Blink and you miss it.
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    Eraser is crap. There are three acts: the first...

    Eraser is crap. There are three acts: the first is Enemy of the State or any of those conspiracy thrillers where the antagonists are the NSA so they can hear all your comms and have realtime...
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    It's kinda silly, but you can chalk it up to the...

    It's kinda silly, but you can chalk it up to the mind meld making them understand each other in a more primitive way. Plus, the accents are cool.
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    Sticky: Helio was just confused, it's not cat pics, it's...

    Helio was just confused, it's not cat pics, it's bundle tickers.
    I'd wish you happy birthday, but the cake is a lie...
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    Sticky: Must be The Crystal Method then ...

    Must be The Crystal Method then

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3N_Lkgftc4
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwK2mlCfMZQ 75...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwK2mlCfMZQ
    75 years. Damn.
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    Horror? I recommend The Descent, or Event...

    Horror? I recommend The Descent, or Event Horizon.


    Indeed. Jackie Chan would be better suited to that role, Jet Li is just not funny. He tries, but most of the times it's the script doing the...
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    So, Sense8. It actually makes 8 protagonists...

    So, Sense8.
    It actually makes 8 protagonists work. There's no secondary threads here, all the 8 people are equally important and their stories run parallel, to hit a major roadblock in the season...
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    Sticky: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL
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    Sticky: Not enough Nick Cage...

    Not enough Nick Cage...
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    Romeo Must Die is supposed to be Romeo and Juliet...

    Romeo Must Die is supposed to be Romeo and Juliet with Jet Li and some gangsta chick (pretty cool, actually), but the first 30 min are boring as hell, and the ending comes too fast. That moron from...
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    The controls are the main culprit, as I recall...

    The controls are the main culprit, as I recall the patterns were pretty simple.
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    Edward Scissorhands is yet another film to add to...

    Edward Scissorhands is yet another film to add to the ginormous pile of "SUBURBIA IS TEH ROOT OF ALL EVIL! 50's Americans were such morons" thing that has been going on, I assume, since the first...
  25. At least a puppy can be cute, and you can pet...

    At least a puppy can be cute, and you can pet him. What can you do with Windows 10?
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