Quote Originally Posted by sabrage View Post
...Hydraulics equipment? How the fuck do you even market that? "Ready to 'pressurize' some 'fluids'? No, seriously."
Hah! They could just, er, bat you over the head with it:

double-acting steam cylinders
reinforced foot-long piston rods
over-specced lubricated glands


I wonder if there's much crossover between engineering and mechanophilia advertising niches...