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    Susan Coffey = Femshep?





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    Her look doesn't quite convey "badass space marine" to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ford View Post
    Her look doesn't quite convey "badass space marine" to me.
    Yeah, and then there's the chick in the bathtub... ;)

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    Why is that prepubescent boy wearing space armor, and why is he so angry looking? Is that pic below his mother?

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    damn shepard u bangin

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    Femshep definitely looks like a prepubescent boy. Shoulda just made a Sigourney Weaver clone.

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    The eyes and bottom lip, maybe?
    The nose? Nope.
    Hair? Maybe?

    But none of that is important at this time.

    Whose fucking hand is crawling along Coffey's shoulder!!!???

    Also, why does Coffey have clothes on in the bath?

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    That's Thing, from The Addams Family. Long story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oak View Post
    That's Thing, from The Addams Family. Long story.
    Well he's certainly doing better than Cousin It these days
    Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?

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    Porn face /= space badass face.

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    You gotta be kidding me, I saw playermade Fensheps that look way better than this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ford View Post
    Her look doesn't quite convey "badass space marine" to me.
    I'm getting a "Is that all you're packing?" vibe from her, whereas FemShep has much more of a "Drop your pants and lie down" look.


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    femshep should be older. 35-40 years. she is too goddamn cute to be anything else but a damsel in distress or a asari stripper.

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    that's not what Femshep looks like anyway, Femshep looks like the one in my saved games and every one else is wrong. (And the one in my saves is a very slightly altered version of the generic one from ME1, if I remember right. And she does look like a badass, even if she is very slightly cross eyed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukasz View Post
    femshep should be older. 35-40 years. she is too goddamn cute to be anything else but a damsel in distress or a asari stripper.
    While she does look like a supermodel posing in power armor, making her an aging supermodel wouldn't solve that problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nalano View Post
    While she does look like a supermodel posing in power armor, making her an aging supermodel wouldn't solve that problem.
    I dunno, aging supermodels are pretty violent and imposing, just look at Tyra Banks.

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    she needs to look like a veteran not like a girl who got her first job at the office.

    nothing wrong with her being a supermodel...

    but a supermodel who went through years of training, fighting, who got shot, burnt, kick in the face, ovaries, stabbed with rusted bladed weapons, thrown through walls and so on and on.
    she must look damaged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukasz View Post
    she needs to look like a veteran not like a girl who got her first job at the office.

    nothing wrong with her being a supermodel...

    but a supermodel who went through years of training, fighting, who got shot, burnt, kick in the face, ovaries, stabbed with rusted bladed weapons, thrown through walls and so on and on.
    she must look damaged.
    Yeah, this. She's supposed to be a war veteran (whichever background you choose for her). There's no reason they have to look unattractive, male or female, but they should look like they could kick your arse and have spent many years doing precisely that, with all the pain, exhaustion, and scars that entails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinraith View Post
    I dunno, aging supermodels are pretty violent and imposing, just look at Tyra Banks.
    Somehow I doubt Tyra Banks would keep up that 'tude after getting shot at.

    Quote Originally Posted by sinister agent View Post
    Yeah, this. She's supposed to be a war veteran (whichever background you choose for her). There's no reason they have to look unattractive, male or female, but they should look like they could kick your arse and have spent many years doing precisely that, with all the pain, exhaustion, and scars that entails.
    Yeah. She needs to look badass, not haggard.

    'Course, that goes the other way, too: She needs to look badass, not slightly miffed at the camera.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nalano View Post
    Somehow I doubt Tyra Banks would keep up that 'tude after getting shot at.
    You never know, it might make her snap completely.

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