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    Secondary Hivemind Nexus Sketch's Avatar
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    Morrowind and it's disgusting portrayal of relationships.

    I know the truth, Bethesda (NSFWish)

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    On a mobile... Short version please?
    I'm failing to writing a blog, specifically about playing games the wrong way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliocentric View Post
    On a mobile... Short version please?
    Explaining jokes usually isn't any fun, so you should probably wait until you're not on a mobile. But here goes. Morrowind spoilers (if those are a thing) below:

    The video portrays Yagram Bagarn, the last dwarf, having sexytimes (possibly for money?) with Divayth Fyr, his caretaker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliocentric View Post
    On a mobile... Short version please?
    Fat dwarf tits gently swaying to Total Eclipse of the Heart.

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    I can't applaud this without looking at my own body in disgust
    Abandoned PC gaming for good. Now rest in a better place. psn:Teikman

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    I don't get it. And I've played Morrowind and know all of these characters.

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    Still more convincing then any sex scene in a Bioware game.

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    Thanks for giving me flashbacks to Liara`s romance subplots.

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    They also promote Gangsta culture, and the glorification of stolen weapons, drugs, and crime...

    NFSW...


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    You come at the Nerevarine, you best don't miss.
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    Thrust Issues: A Marvelous Guide to Fencing in Dark Souls 2

    Without directions a lot of people wind up going round in circles...

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    This just makes me nostalgic for Morrowind. I hope one of the remakes with a new engine comes to fruition. Then I could sink 400 hours into it all over... actually that's probably a bad idea.

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    Its its its its its. Its. Its Its. Its.
    Irrelevant on further examination of the rest of the thread.

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    If I told you I posted it on a phone and it corrected it would you feel better mein fuhrer?
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