So... as a person, I have some quirks that set me apart from most of the population. Most of them are pretty trivial, but what they all have in common is that when I think about a lot of these differences from those around me, I just cannot fathom why other people are different to me. At all.
I'll start off with a pretty trivial one:
Making someone lunch.
So, I make a guy a sandwich. Its ham. And Branston Pickle.
Open lid of Pickle, smell sweet and sour jammy stench. Scoop out weird hard chunks of supposedly vegetables.
Fathom as to why ANYONE would put this near their cake-hole. As a logical, reasoning thinker, I cannot at all think of any reason to eat this stuff. I really can't.
I will NEVER understand this.