RPS: The Game

[Capt. Eduardo del Mango]

I attempted to play the RPS Text Adventure during the recent brief downtime and was irritated that only a very few verbs were recognised as being applicable to the RPS members of staff. Those that I would like to see added are;

Grope
Fondle

and,

Lick

I feel that I have been deprived of an opportunity to form a much closer relationship with John, Jim, Tim and Alec. And possibly the Refresh button, but only if it's into that sort of thing.

[Vexing Vision]

Also, I couldn't push John into the opening OR give Alec my Opinion on the Eternal Love of Jetpacks. :(

[Xian]

I was just told that violence is not the answer. :(

[Drake Sigar]

I was irritated the downtime didn't last longer.

[ChainsawHands]

I was slightly disappointed when Kieron showed up and I was unable to taunt him about being on Doctor Who.

[Fumarole]

I was stuck at the first room. Alas, I could not find a walkthrough. It seems the recent patch fixed things though, so I shall continue my adventure.

[Unaco]

I was eaten by a Grue.

[Spacewalk]

I made a ribald comment about the physical characteristics of an attractive lady but they shut me out and the game crashed.