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    I made an Everything-Bagel Bacon Sandwich; it was super fancy; look at it!

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    FROM TOP TO BOTTOM IT CONTAINS

    TOP OF EVERYTHING BAGEL
    MIRACLE WHIP
    FOUR SLICES HAND SHREDDED BACON
    SPINACH LEAVES
    TOMATO PIECES
    CUCUMBER SLICES
    BOTTOM OF EVERYTHING BAGEL

    Maybe you'd like to make one and eat it; I recommend that. It's pretty tasty.
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    But is it turn-based?
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    to wound the autumnal city.

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    Holey shmoley... the top AND bottom!

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    Funny, I always had you down as a cocktails & canapés kinda guy.
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    WTF is MIRACLE WHIP

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

    Nope, read the wiki and cant tell what's in it.
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    Needs some dlc addons. Maybe some chips/fries, crisps or maybe the hat equivalent. A pickle on a stick.

    Anyone here thinking about opening a sam widge shop? I've got some names/slogans for it if you'd like 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliocentric View Post
    WTF is MIRACLE WHIP

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

    Nope, read the wiki and cant tell what's in it.
    Isn't it cows muck?

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    Cucumber? Ruined.

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    MIRACLE WHIP is just an extra tangy kind of mayonnaise. And let me assure you,
    "A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip."
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    Allow me to address some other key points:

    But is it turn-based?
    You eat the sandwich in real-time but you can pause whenever you like to issue new orders or take a drink (I find Orange Juice to be a surprisingly good accompaniment! Since you're already eating a bagel and some bacon, it's essentially breakfast for supper).

    Holey shmoley... the top AND bottom!
    Quite frequently you can purchase them together in a bundle!

    Funny, I always had you down as a cocktails & canapés kinda guy.
    I am watching a movie adaptation of Jane Austen's "Persuasion" right now, so I like to shred some bacon with my bare hands and consume it in a heap: to keep the balance.

    read the wiki and cant tell what's in it.
    Water, Soybean Oil, Vinegar, High Fructose Corn Syrup (mmm), Modified Cornstarch, Sugar, Eggs, Salt, Natural Flavor, Mustard Flour, Potassium Sorbate as a preservative, Paprika, Spice, Dried Garlic. "The Tangy Original -- Pump up your sandwich with the unmistakable zing of our secret blend of spices. Spread the word and lay it on thick. We don't call it Miracle Whip for nothing."

    Cucumber? Ruined.
    THAT IS JUST YOUR OPINION AND IT HAS NO BEARING ON ME. Sorry for that outburst: what I meant to say is, "I actually find it to be a highly effective substitute for the usual Lettuce in a b-L-t, offering the same CRUNCH with more flavor and juiciness. If you happen to like cucumbers."

    edit:
    things Heister said about dlc
    You are obviously very passionate about DLC for sam widge shops, but in your fervor you left me behind about halfway. I am confused, Mr. Heister, but I like it.

    addendum:
    What surprises me most is that people have questioned many other things about this sandwich but not the Everything Bagel. I kind of arrogantly assumed that using an Everything Bagel would make me a man ahead of my time possibly to the point of opposition; but I should have realized that Everything Bagels are a universal favorite and I was only doing what any person with no other bread in the house and the bacon already cooking would do. No, I cannot claim any special brilliance of my own; it was necessity that was the mother of genius in this case. I am a lucky, well-fed man.
    Last edited by Berzee; 18-03-2012 at 01:33 AM.
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    I'm totally gonna have a BLT bagel/sandwich/toastie now, first thing tomorrow. Mmmm.
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    Wonderful =) Please report back with stories of your toastie adventures.
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    Mmmmm.... Sandvich....

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    That looks really tasty. When is the Kickstarter page going up?

    Edit: Oh, and where did you get the Bagel for that little piece of art? Was it freshly baked?
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    How do you pronounce Bagel?

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    I just bought a pack of Everything Bagels from the Aldi's -- it would probably be better with either Thomasson's or something home-the-made (but I have never made a Bagel!)

    I pronounce Bagel pretty much "BAY-gull"...I am not sure if this is the accepted formal method, but it is my way.

    When is the Kickstarter page going up
    HA. :D This question, though so obvious now, is one I haven't considered. What do you think? Could there be lots of fans out there who are willing to pre-pay for me to just, make a bunch of bagel sandwiches?

    I'm not sure about the award tiers, but for $100 I could certainly ship a sandwich in a Ziplock bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berzee View Post
    I pronounce Bagel pretty much "BAY-gull"...I am not sure if this is the accepted formal method, but it is my way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berzee View Post
    (but I have never made a Bagel!)
    And you don't want to. They are a culinary nightmare. They need boiling and baking!

    http://www.thefreshloaf.com/recipes/bagels
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Bakke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by westyfield View Post
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    That's how you pronounce bagel??
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