Guys? Guys, let me in! Come on, I know you're in there, surely there's more room for- oh shit! No, no, get back!
OPEN IT! THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR!
Guys, just open season 2 of Supernatural the door, you can let me in, I'm fine, I *coughs* can get in without letting any free streaming movies available here *splutters* spambots in.
Look, you've got a window, look out of it, you can see it's clear, just watch game of thrones online watch out for any more of the- *coughcough*
*cue sad music*
*cut to funeral scene, hundreds of sobbing men and women surround the pyre talking about how much of a hero I was and how I was damned handsome as well, then the music kicks up a notch as we see me rise up from the pyre and take a shaking step towards the crowd, I look directly at you, the reader of this screenplay, and smile*
*cut to black*