Tom Bisell' public inmolation: "Never have I been more content to be a console gamer"

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http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/...game-witcher-2

Comedy gold:

Never have I been more content to be a console gamer. PC gamers like to lord over console gamers and claim that console games irrevocably dumb down PC game experiences. The PC Witcher 2 is said to be an unusually rich experience, but my suspicion is that it's actually just an incredibly complicated experience.

The Witcher 2 was available to play only on PC — and only on highly powerful PCs at that.

The Witcher 2's tutorial does the impossible: It somehow succeeds in making its already too-complicated gameplay systems harder to understand. It took me six and a half minutes to figure out how to make one potion.

Then again, I played The Witcher 2 for only six hours;

It's like watching the CoDbros playing the game in full rage mode on release date all over again. Remember that 30 minutes video of the guy trying to get past the first group of enemies, just mashing?

Well this bro has made a several thousand words worth of rant, and most of it is not even making sense.