Oh thread? Thread of mine? There there, sickly poor thread. You close your eyes and rest now. Your time has come. Sleep the eternal dreamless sleep and fade away. Rick Astley and Chuck Norris are waiting for you on the other side. Go into the light, poor thread.
Good thing I remembered my galoshes.
Wow, from where in my vocabulary did I pull that word? What a great word!!
P.s., my monthly $2 subscription to RPS persists. My day is incomplete without RPS and it remains the only website I pay money for.