This made me smile! I know the feeling all too well. I had much scarier experiences with AMD chips than Intel for some reason, but both make my heart skip a beat when I have to crank down that CPU actuator lever.
Originally Posted by FriendlyFire
The really annoying thing is that this technology is known as "ZIF" - Zero Insertion Force. What an annoying name. This refers to the fact that you can just drop the CPU into its socket on the motherboard and it slides smoothly in, but ignores that frigging slot machine lever from hell that you have to crank down to keep the sucker in place!