Division 1 - Bishi Bashi Speshal vs Cute Harmless Hippys
Don't believe it, it's a lie, they certainly aren't harmless!
My worst match as of yet.
First turn, he receives, and immediately breaks the jaw of one of my black orcs. Turn 2, two more injuries costing me another black orc and a blitzer. At this point he had also secured the ball and caged it up beyond any hopes for my violently diminished team.
No longer aiming to win, merely to survive, I grouped my players, and tried to inflict some injuries myself. But the dice were just not helping - a troll falling over and KOing himself for instance!
By the end of the match I had at least slowed Jarvis to 2 TDs, and even managed to draw even on numbers. Unfortunately the only real damage I achieved against him (a broken neck) was apoc'd to a badly hurt.
Final score 2-0 to Cute Harmless Hippys.
And I'm willing to tell Nuffle where to put that particular set of dice.