Dear Jiiim,
I am intrigued by DinoJesus and wish to find out more, do you have a pamphlet I can subscribe to?
Yours, in eternal awe,
ntw
No change! I fear change!
Triplets! I love triplets!
GC's lovely 1-2-quad based tier system. It's clearly the best!
Dear Jiiim,
I am intrigued by DinoJesus and wish to find out more, do you have a pamphlet I can subscribe to?
Yours, in eternal awe,
ntw
When asked, he merely responded with a wry bleat followed by a swift kick to the testicles.- Rakysh
I think my pestigors were the most agile they've ever been in this game.
Also, you killed my Beast... ;_;
Hate. Mummies. So. Much.
Good man. Good beast-killing man. We should make a club.
The beast is gone? Awesome!
The mummies are still kicking? Nooooooo!
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Me and Dave will form a Beast memorial society.Originally Posted by Jiiiiim
I'm there too.
When asked, he merely responded with a wry bleat followed by a swift kick to the testicles.- Rakysh
Wolfeswan turned out to be a very agreeable chap to play against, and as I felt he should get a warm welcome I let him win by 2 - 0. It had absolutely nothing to do with him playing very well and me being down a treeman while getting the full Nuffling. No no not at all.
(Meanwhile back in reality I really only had one chance to equalise, in turn 7 I threw my ballcarrier toward the endzone, a nice throw it was, but he decided to land one square short. Hoping that the block that would surely come the next turn would result in a push or ! I ran him as far as I could. But luck was something I did not have this game. He got pounded into the ground first thing the next turn.)
Thanks again Lupus Cygnus! Well played and nice to meet you!
Hah, I'm glad I am not in that division. All I have to play next is... wait, what? Dwarfs? Nooooooo!
Last edited by President Weasel; 09-10-2011 at 08:23 AM.
*bows head*
Just played Combat, a handsome 2-0 to that fine fellow, he played a good game and with numerous injuries and KO's (started the second half with 8 and think I was down to 4 players by the end) I couldnt hold back the chaos horde
Aggressive Negotiations vs Seaside Sirens
The Sirens have five goals: Kill a Skink. Five times. They bring in Zara the Slayer as support act, hoping her additional power at stabbing things will help. Spoiler: It didn't. It really, really didn't.
Sadly, said goals are difficult to achieve as Aggressive Negotiations kick-off the ball (the Amazons' choice) and promptly get a Blitz, stopping the initial hunt for Skinks quite significantly. Surprised by the Blitz, the tackle-Saurus of the Negotiations allows itself to be crowdsurfed in Turn 2.
Xanthia Skinkslayer makes Goal #1 in turn 2 - one badly hurt skink down, four to go. One Blitzer didn't get the memo and instead scores a goal in turn 3.
Nuffle has an eye on the girls. While Zara is merely scaring Skinks away, the other Blitzers do their job and punch and knock the Sauri down whenever they get up without offering any chance at retaliation.
One skink read the wrong tactic book - grabbing the ball, passing it to the other side, he knocks himself out in a desperate attempt to outrun the Amazon blitzers. Two down, three to go.
A lot of things happen this drive. Two clearing throws from the Amazons fail. The Kroxigor accidentally knocks the ball free, and Zara herself out. Both teams were close to scoring, and the ball passes back and forth but without crossing either touchdown line. Another skins gets KO'ed.
In the second half, the KO'ed skink comes back to live. There's three skinks, 11 Amazons and a couple of unimportant Sarui in the field.
More pushing around of the dodgy Amazons, and Zara gets a chance to redeem herself. Which she does, in the eyes of the lizards, by rolling another lonered doubleskulls on a Skink, knocking herself out completely.
The next few turns see Sauri that can't block, Amazons that can't dodge and Skinks who can't pick up a ball even if it's covered in spikes. Or maybe because it's covered in spikes.
One of the two surviving skinks scores a desperate touchdown in turn 15 after the Sirens repeatedly fail some critical dodges, leaving the Amazons with two more turns to win the game.
Zara, of course, remains asleep. The Sauri take revenge and smash in the head of the -MA scrimmage fodder Amazon.
The Sirens set up for a pass-hand-off-blitz-touchdown combo in Turn 16. All key players are in place. Apart from the initial catcher's hands, which fumble the catch... probably shocked about her sisters untimely death, the game ends 1-1 and the Sirens lose a fan-factor due to a very low roll. :(
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2-1 to the Betties
A brutal first quarter saw 5 of the rookie humans out 3 with injuries and 2 koed until the 4th quarter. The Betties punched their way to a 1-0 halftime lead. And kicked to the depleted Avengers who between getting a touchback and champion level coaching leveled at 1-1 on turn 11. Bolstered by their revived players things looked hopeful for a draw, but elf-like blitzer play saw the bettys surge into the lead on turn 15 2-1, mild punching and a backwards lateral later the whistle blew final score 2-1.
GG Zoraster you certainly did your best to make shit-ade
Last edited by imirk; 09-10-2011 at 02:56 PM.
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?
4-1 to the Bullet Head Bills. It was an excellent game with some incredibly variable weather. I'll let Windward give the full match report. I'm not looking forwards to me game against Valids Norsemen though.
1-1 between me and duff, not much to say about the match really. After duff getting the ball clear and scoring in turn 4 the remaining 12 turns consisted of my chaos slowly bashing the ball up the field, culminating in a turn 16 equaliser.
Only one injury a side so not many SPP, but I did manage to level my remaining two chaos warriors, one of whom has rolled +1St.
MMM Chaos Ogre!
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?
Yup, my minotaur is going to have to work hard for his pay now. Negative traits, lower AV, AG and no general access, oh yes he's going to have to work hard. Especially since his only contribution to the last match was getting injured and using up my apothecary.
Unfortunately the karma of that double 6 is going to make it impossible for me to get doubles for many level ups to come. On the plus side, chaos teams don't really need doubles a whole lot.
Weeeee, one of my treemen got block. Absurdly joyous.
I now have a level 5 skink. I didnt evan think they could live that long!
How've you built it?
*grumbles* Should have gone for the stab, not the block.
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