Solium Infernium - Bastards Incorporated

[Sarigs]

wOOt this build seems to be strong early game, I fear I'll drop off late game though so good job it's a short game/small map :-)

[Tikey]

Guys, I'm not going home until very late, so I'm not going to be able to make my turn today. Sorry. I'll do it as soon as I get home.

[Heliocentric]

First against the- *checks list*

Oh right, carry on.

[Heliocentric]

Erm, we missed a day and we are still 2 turn turns short (Tikey and Sargis), any words on this?

[Sarigs]

Erm, we missed a day and we are still 2 turn turns short (Tikey and Sargis), any words on this?

Sorry my Ex went in for a operation so I'm watching the kids round my parents, should be able to nip home this evening once the kids are down and I'll get my turn in, then I can go back to daily, really sorry about the delay lads!

[Heliocentric]

Sorry my Ex went in for a operation so I'm watching the kids round my parents, should be able to nip home this evening once the kids are down and I'll get my turn in, then I can go back to daily, really sorry about the delay lads!

I assume you'll whip yourself as penance. When children take up my time I mostly send them down the mines.

[Sarigs]

I assume you'll whip yourself as penance. When children take up my time I mostly send them down the mines.

Indeed down the mines or up the chimneys with them all. I managed to nip home to feed the pets and I managed to submit my turn so sll id well!

[darkweeble]

TIKEY! Poop or get off the pot.

[squirrelfanatic]

Relax guys, the delay is just one day. We've got a good pace at the moment.

[Tikey]

sorrysorrysorry.
I've uploaded my turn. Friday and saturdays are busy days.

[darkweeble]

Just making sure you're still alive. I realize that may have come off as harsh but I totally did not mean it that way. Have an infernal day!

[Tikey]

Don't worry, we're all friendly fiends here.

[Heliocentric]

Tikey's Legions evil ballet performance with Squirrelfanatic's Legion is ongoing. But clearly the tortoise and the hare aspect is lending itself to some strategic dodging.

Turn is up as of early this morning.

[Tikey]

Yes, not my brightest hour I guess.

[squirrelfanatic]

*Boom* goes the legion. What a shame.

[Heliocentric]

Putting the mad back in mutually assured destruction.

Edit:

Dear Mr. D. Weeb
I have discovered that you are a keeper of good moral standards and provide health care professionals to care for your weak and infirm.
How do you sleep at night?
Your (in your dreams pissant) unfaithfully Mayoress Mare.

[darkweeble]

Dear Mayoress Mare,

The ineptitude of your spy network warms my hemolymph! The only moral standard I adhere to is that might is right. As for the weak and infirm, it is true that I am harboring a few. They are recent immigrants from your lands and claim their pallor and ill health comes from the conditions in your tiny paddock. Apparently you smell like a horse's ass. I'm just going by what they told me. Normally I would simply feed these individuals to my pets, but I found that I get much more pleasure out of making them toil against their former mistress.

Please enjoy the fleas I have included with this letter,
Weebs

[Heliocentric]

Dear Refugee Harbourer
Thank you for the gnats, they were ripe with red nectar and delicious. I am curious how shepherding such weakness could possibly be useful, but bereft of majesty as you are every last follower must be precious to you.
Your registered official - Mayoress Mare.

[Heliocentric]

Welp.

Shops closed meaning last turns bids have been refunded, Shields and Von Evil have no units, insults/demands banded about.

Interesting times.

[Tikey]

Hi guys.
Things are getting interesting.
Now I know I've been getting home late lately. And given the time zones I'm always late for you. And Uni is starting again next week, so it's two days a week that I'll be coming VERY late. I might try to take my turn when I wake up but it'll be complicated when there is too much stuff to contemplate (like today).
If it's too much trouble for you guys I could leave the game.