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  1. #861
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    Florin is the winner! Congratulations!

    His entry of two dumb blonde jokes beat off the competition:

    NR1:

    A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.

    She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

    She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

    She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

    Finally, the man behind her says, “Hey, lady. Do you think I could use the machine?”

    She replies, “Fuck off! Can’t you see I’m winning?”


    NR2:

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

    The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

  2. #862
    Activated Node mizzu's Avatar
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    Those were great.

    I still got Frozen Synapse (from the Beta! lol), Nuclear Dawn and Serious Sam Second Encounter HD, that I don't need (aka already have). Send me a PM if interested.

    e:All gone. You guys are fast.
    Last edited by mizzu; 30-06-2012 at 04:57 PM.

  3. #863
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    Guys great news!

    Got a DotA2 bety key to give away! Getting this Key is quite easy. You just have to answer the following (dota-related) question: "Which item drops on death?"

    PM me your right guess. First right answer wins the key. And please only participate if you don't own DotA2 to give those a chance who really want it.

    GONE
    Last edited by MrSing; 05-07-2012 at 12:44 PM.

  4. #864
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    I have 3 Arena Kings Beta keys. I have no idea whats its like, its from Shoot Many Robots, but it wanted to use a facebook app to post things and I didn't like that.

    Redeem on steam.
    First one gone
    Second one went to a mysterious stranger
    All Gone

    A thank you Pm/post would be nice so I know they are gone.

    I thought about changing them to stop bots etc, then I didn't out of laziness. I have gone back to fix it up.
    Last edited by Kiril; 02-07-2012 at 01:45 PM.

  5. #865
    Secondary Hivemind Nexus alms's Avatar
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    Thank you Kiril, although I have no idea what it's like either and only activated it so it won't go to some scumbot.

    edit: I snatched the first one.
    Looking for you daily bundle fix? Join us on The onward march of bundles
    Stalk my Steam profile, or follow my fight against the backlog on HowLongToBeat.

    "You take the Klingon's detached hand"

  6. #866
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    You shouldn't post keys in public forums, there are bots - and people - who scan for them and snap them up. Just FYI.
    ...common and uninteresting.
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    Well, I have no idea who, but someone took the second one, just FYI. Thanks anyway.

  8. #868
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    I have a Beat Hazard key.

    PM if you want it.

    GONE
    Last edited by Florin; 02-07-2012 at 12:00 PM. Reason: sorry it's gone

  9. #869
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    Monday sucks, we all know that. So I'm gonna try and make it a little less sucky: I have here a Steam copy of Size Five/Zombie Cow's Time Gentlemen, Please! and Ben There, Dan That Special Edition bundle to give away.

    Random draw for this one, drop me a PM.
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  10. #870
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    To apoligize for my mess up with the Arena Kings keys, I have a copy of Majesty Gold - HD to go to a good home.

    GONE BABY GONE
    Last edited by Kiril; 02-07-2012 at 05:31 PM.

  11. #871
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    One full be mine 3 bundle to give away.

    GONE
    Last edited by sacred_flame; 03-07-2012 at 02:49 PM.

  12. #872
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    What can be mine 3, can be yours, free.

    One be mine 3 bundle to give away:
    Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee + Exoddus
    Hamilton's Great Adventure
    Avernum: The Second Trilogy
    Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45
    Garshasp: The Monster Slayer
    Postal 2
    Syberia


    Just drop me a PM

    Gone
    Last edited by JamesG; 03-07-2012 at 08:18 PM.
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    I have 2 codes for Shoot Many Robots: Arena Kings Beta

    First 2 to PM me get it

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    Secondary Hivemind Nexus somini's Avatar
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    I don't have for Steam (All gone):
    - Abe's Oddysee + Exoddus
    - Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45
    - Syberia I

    And still have on Desura
    - Postal 2: Complete
    PM for gaming goodness.
    Last edited by somini; 03-07-2012 at 11:48 PM. Reason: fast movers, probably MiGs
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  15. #875
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    I have Steam keys for the following:

    Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee + Exoddus
    Hamilton's Great Adventure
    Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45
    Postal 2
    Syberia

    ALL GONE
    Last edited by squareking; 04-07-2012 at 08:08 PM.
    steam


  16. #876
    Lesser Hivemind Node squareking's Avatar
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    Nothing to see here!
    Last edited by squareking; 04-07-2012 at 08:08 PM.
    steam


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    I have a copy of Company of Heroes. Came free with PCG last month but I already have it.

    Activates on Steam. PM me for CDKey/Code.

    EDIT: Ooh, and 3 x Red Orchestra 2 - 3 day passes.

    EDIT2: COH Key gone I'm afriad. ^ Still up for grabs though.
    Last edited by SeanybabeS; 04-07-2012 at 08:25 PM.

  18. #878
    I have a code for the excellent Shogun 2: Rise of the Samurai DLC for the first to PM.
    Edit: Gone!
    Last edited by Man Raised By Puffins; 05-07-2012 at 08:26 PM.

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    2 Shoot Many Robots: Arena Kings Beta keys,just PM me if you want one.

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    Secondary Hivemind Nexus somini's Avatar
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    The Entire Commandos Series on Steam for anyone who wants it.
    4 keys, so tell me if you only want one of them.

    EDIT:ALL gone. I ran out of kindness to give.
    Last edited by somini; 08-07-2012 at 05:59 PM.
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