Hello world! I'd like to make my first post on these glorious virtual paper pages by contributing to this noble thread, and so I am giving away a copy of portal (As is tradition) and a copy of the HD remake of The Secret Of Monkey Island to the first one to make a poem about love, kindness and videogames. The poem must include the title of the game that you want, somehow. Here be the price of kindness, for nothing be free.
EDIT: Both are steam copies. And to be fair, I am not really sure we are talking about the HD remake of the secret of monkey island, but hey, I don't think steam does the other one anyway.