Absolutely superb, Screwie. One of my favourites so far.
Though I can't work out #7 and can't help but feel I'm probably being stupid.
Absolutely superb, Screwie. One of my favourites so far.
Though I can't work out #7 and can't help but feel I'm probably being stupid.
A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, manling.
Thanks very much all!
As for #7, at the risk of over-explaining the joke:
"A wight" = "all right"(sort of), and undead teams recruit zombies and skeletons but not wights!
Yep, it's a CRP-valid joke...
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Those were terrible. Excellent work. :-)
Ahh, okay.
I think the ghoulfriend one might have been my favourite.
A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, manling.
So, posting all the links at once is a problem. Maybe if I try a few at a time?
Edit - Ok, I can embed images too...
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Nice one Alini! Lizard v Spiderdwarf!
Alright I'm going for it
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, sit yourselves down and revel in my attempts to duet...with MYSELF.
The speech bubbles are a bit shit but FUCK YOUUUU
it must be hard to be Jiim, because people expect such acts of awesomeness almost as a matter of course. But still: excellent. Huzzah!
Top effort, Jim. That orc violinist looks like he needs a nice MS Paint fire to play next to.
A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, manling.
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
Also meant to say Alini's was very good too. :)
My mind had been blown by Jim's angelic singing voice.
A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, manling.
Jiiim's lyrics are rather brilliant.
That maths teacher can spit some rhymes.
And here's a spruce. Tree.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Steam = potatoedoughnut
[RPS] Clone High
Hey it's the 20th already! So instead of doing something lovely and creative, I've done something boring and statistical (cheers Jolima!).
I've compiled some DoD history for Seasons 4-23 (season 1-3 being largely lost to time and season 24 currently running).
First up, race statistics!
Race
Played Win Draw Loss Win% Draw% Loss% UW
6 5 1 0 0.833 0.167 0.000 Elf 120 54 28 38 0.450 0.233 0.317 Liz 212 94 45 73 0.443 0.212 0.344 DElf 189 82 49 58 0.434 0.259 0.307 Nor 122 52 25 45 0.426 0.205 0.369 Ska 216 88 48 80 0.407 0.222 0.370 HElf 150 61 33 56 0.407 0.220 0.373 Khe 141 57 35 49 0.404 0.248 0.348 WElf 186 75 41 70 0.403 0.220 0.376 Nec 222 88 62 72 0.396 0.279 0.324 Nur 185 73 36 76 0.395 0.195 0.411 Orc 234 92 69 73 0.393 0.295 0.312 Und 152 59 26 67 0.388 0.171 0.441 Vam 83 32 16 35 0.386 0.193 0.422 Dwa 165 58 49 58 0.352 0.297 0.352 CDwa
3 1 2 0 0.333 0.667 0.000 Hum 177 57 44 76 0.322 0.249 0.429 Cha 233 74 68 91 0.318 0.292 0.391 Ama 108 34 28 46 0.315 0.259 0.426 Ogr 36 9 6 21 0.250 0.167 0.583 Hal 54 12 11 31 0.222 0.204 0.574 Gob 78 14 15 49 0.179 0.192 0.628
Ignore UW and CDwa as they only have 6 and 3 games played respectively.
So Elf, Lizard and DElf have been the winningest and Ama, Cha, and Hum have been the losingest (non-teir 3, though beaten my Vam thanks in large part to Jolima) teams. Also Dwa, Orc, and Cha have been the drawingest, which I guess isn't too surprising since they are fairly slow.
The most popular teams have been: Orc (234 played), Cha (233), Nec (222), Ska (216), and Liz (212).
Now for some interesting coach bits.
The most prolific coaches are: CH, drawlien, GC, karandraz, mrpier & PW; each having played in all 10 on the seasons surveyed.
In total we've had 151 Coaches in the DoD between season 4-23 (23 have only played 1 season). Our biggest season was Season 18 with 68 coaches.
The winningest (by win% with at least 10 games played, sorry newbies):
Coach
Played Win% Corkir 12 0.917 El Cubo 18 0.778 wink5000 18 0.722 Janek 24 0.625 DarkFenix 36 0.611
The drawingest
Coach
Played Draw% Arnisarus 12 0.667 Ian 15 0.467 potatoedoughnut 42 0.452 DeekyFun 18 0.444 WhiskeyTangoFox 12 0.417
And the not-losingest (lowest loss%)
Coach
Played Loss% Arnisarus 12 0.000 Corkir 12 0.000 El Cubo 18 0.056 Jiiiiim 45 0.133 potatoedoughnut 42 0.167
You can view the full spreadsheet and extract some more interestingness here: DoD_History.xlsx
I couldn't properly convert it to google docs format so you'll have to download it to sort the different tables. You can look at the results as is (coaches sorted by name and races by win%) on the google docs.
Feel free to post anything you find interesting (if you're into that kind of thing).
edit: Oh also Merry Christmas and all that :)
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Steam = potatoedoughnut
[RPS] Clone High
Welll... at least I'm good at something. :-/
A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, manling.