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    Haiku challenge

    As promised, even though I'm pretty sure I never got you as a gunner, sophia:

    there is a rightness
    my world blooms with emotion
    get in my belly

    As promised, so delivered.

    This is a good thread to post other haiku challenges and responses.
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    For the last wee while, I've only been able to get into the game late on:

    Small team, late nights.
    Odd - Amazingly random.
    Win, lose, laugh, pew, pew.

    I can't decide if nights is two syllables

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    Special delivery,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    As promised, even though I'm pretty sure I never got you as a gunner, sophia:

    there is a rightness
    my world blooms with emotion
    get in my belly

    As promised, so delivered.

    This is a good thread to post other haiku challenges and responses.
    Oh sweet a haiku
    I think it'z a bit weak though.
    I guess I'll take it.

    ...

    And yeah, sorry for not gunning, buzy asking for gunner slavez myself :B

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    A bit weak? See, there's gratitude for you.

    If I wasn't the very definition of a slut, that would probably have been the last time I whored out my talents in trade. ^^
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    THIS IS TOO HARD!
    fuck this... *rageface*
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    cards against humanity
    draw three cards at random
    have instant haiku

    spending lots of money
    the true meaning of Christmas
    savagely beating a mascot
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmoxxi View Post
    THIS IS TOO HARD!
    fuck this... *rageface*
    Dont give up, moxxi
    The trick is literally just
    a trick of counting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmoxxi View Post
    THIS IS TOO HARD!
    fuck this... *rageface*
    Four syllables, four syllables. Either that's an avant-garde haiku or you fucked up somewhere.

    Moxxi, a haiku
    Is not as hard as you think
    But coherency?
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    I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.



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    shit that was better
    than my meagre offering
    that shit be slick man
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    Slick shit on my screen
    Haiku that he dares to dream
    Illuminates us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    A bit weak? See, there's gratitude for you.

    If I wasn't the very definition of a slut, that would probably have been the last time I whored out my talents in trade. ^^
    mwhaha
    Guess we both didn't help each-other much :P

    ...

    more haiku!


    That'z tagged "Lesbian"...
    So why iz there a Dom' there?
    Bad erotica. -_-


    (Dom iz shorthand for male dominant, Domme iz shorthand for female dominant.)
    (...also apparently a town in france, pffhaha. )

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    That's my living room
    So why is there a Dom' there?
    Get out Quantacat.

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    Dick, Dom, bungalow
    Not the show I imagined
    How is this for kids?
    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West
    I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West
    I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.



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