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  1. #1961
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    He was a good troll.

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    I'd like to put a Delf team forward for the next season if that's possible? I wasn't sure where to put my info on the spreadsheet.

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    Looks fine, I guess you might as well plonk your details in the reserves bit of Players and Rules where they won't be forgotten at the end of the season (that was pretty much how I did it anyway)

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    Done! ... in more than ten characters. Completed? Ah that's only nine. Hmmm.

    Oh wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indefatigible Snoozer View Post
    Prester John: I like long walks on the beach, cats and early Saturday/Sunday morning Khemri ball. Are you also so inclined? If so, I think we could make short and bloody music together.

    I have a prediction for our game. My thro-ra just hit lvl 6, and, wonder of wonders, rolled my third team +AG increase. So, one of two things will happen in our game:
    1. He will fail a GFI on his first turn, fall over, and die.
    2. He will pass the ball in a semi-competent manner.

    The oracle has spoken.
    Called for and got. One dead Thro-Ra

    2-1 to the Mummies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester John View Post
    Called for and got. One dead Thro-Ra

    2-1 to the Mummies
    Nuffle giveth, and Nuffle taketh away.

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    Hey Hughtower I'm pretty free the last half of this week, I can play Wed, Thurs, Fri or Sat night if you let me know a little in advance. Any time after 6 should be fine.

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    Ultimate Maths Squad (Jim, humans) vs Elves of the Line (Jolima, elves)

    link link link ----> http://www.mediafire.com/?v8aaiydml9ao4iv <---- link link link

    It's not in the way that you hold off
    It's not in the way you score for fun
    It's not in the way you've been beating my friends
    It's not in the way that you strongly defend
    It's more in the way you duck and you dodge and you won't die you elves

    of the line, not hurting you is a crime, oh so don't
    hold the line, shoving for a gap to find, to run through

    It's not in the way that you pull back, elves
    It's not in the way you drag me in, ooh
    It's not in the way that you always thwart me
    It's not in the way that you get the ball free
    It's not that you hit me back, it's more that you won't die you elves

    of the line, not hurting you is a crime, and it's now
    Ha-alf time, can't even push through the side, oh no goals

    It's not in the way that you flood fowards
    It's not in the way you hug the sides
    It's not that your KOs came right back to me
    It's not in the way that I just can't get free
    It's more in the way you duck and I've no clue why you just don't die

    Break the line, elf graves aren't that hard to find, oh god don't
    Hold the line, we haven't got that much time, to score too
    (elves aren't always on fire)

    Break the line, elves are surrounded, it's fine
    (god let them fall please, let them fall please)
    Reach touchline, stalling is fun when it's mine, one-all I guess will be fine
    elves just refusing to die, Nuffle you just weren't kind, oh oh oh

    Fulltime: Maths 1-1 Elves

    Not very exciting but a tremendous battle of wills, me desperately trying to hold onto the ball, Jolima desperately trying to relieve me of it. Eventually I knocked enough of them out that I could surround the rest to score the equaliser on the final turn.

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    The long awaited clash between Zoraster's Strenous Garfighters and the Gears of Mork was played this week. The Garfighters enjoyed a good Nuffle-fluffing breaking orc armour like it was made from eggshells and sending a fair share of the green ones in the Knockout and Injury box. The Mighty Blows and Piling Ons that the Gears threw at the Garfighters did very little to dent the naked-mans steel exteriors. Half-way through the first half the Garfighters outnumbered and outpositioned the Gears into a cosy stall till turn 7. The Gears' turn 8 bash was largely ineffective.

    The second half saw the gears grinding slowly up the left flank for a few turns, then, once again being outnumbered by the blood-thirsty norsemen. A veteran Ulf was finally killed, but the apothecary rushed to the field and saved his hairy hide in the nick of time. Outnumbered once again, the orc cage breeches got to a point where they couldn't be repulsed any longer and Zeppi L-Hafi, the thrower captain, initiated a series of brave dodging runs up the Garfighters' half. The rest of the cage dodged and weaved gracefully away from the ham-fisted norsemen and scored a late TD to tie the game.

    At the rate my orcs were flying off the pitch (and the rate the norsemen weren't) kowc Zobbfest is more than happy with the resulting draw. The Garfighters retain their unbeated lead - but at least their winning streak is halted. 8 wins and 1 draw for the Garfighters. The Gears are still biting at their heals with 7 wins and 2 draws.

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    Jiim, you sound mildly scouse when berating your team members for unauthorised guitar solos, but much less so when singing.

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    In fairness I am mildly scouse.

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    Also top marks on the song choice, i'll be screaming this at HughTower's elves in our DoD game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiiiiim View Post
    In fairness I am mildly scouse.
    But much less so when singing!

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    Duff, I believed you called? Itll have to be this weekend, I reckon? You around on Monday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HughTower View Post
    Duff, I believed you called? Itll have to be this weekend, I reckon? You around on Monday?
    Saturday is the deadline. I can play anytime on Friday or Saturday though.

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    Hi everyone. I'll be away over the weekend so I can't roll it on myself. Someone take care of that for me please? kthxbye.

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    Are we still go for our game tonight, NieaA7?

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    Quote Originally Posted by duff View Post
    Saturday is the deadline. I can play anytime on Friday or Saturday though.
    Dufferydoo. I'm at home today now so I can play after lunch if you're around. 2pm would work.

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    Hi Chainsawhands - I know we spoke earlier in the week, but I havent seen you around since then - you around tonight for our game(s)?
    Benevolent dictator of the RPS Blood Bowl Divisions of Death - Join us!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Screwie View Post
    Are we still go for our game tonight, NieaA7?
    Yep, should be fine.

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