What Zoraster says. Also, if people there's always the option of starting a new league if people want a new set of rules... *ducks for cover*
What Zoraster says. Also, if people there's always the option of starting a new league if people want a new set of rules... *ducks for cover*
Every time I've used that hypnogaze elf, he got knocked off the pitch early, or he failed his gaze and got knocked off the pitch next turn since he stood next to someone he shouldn't.
Ack, apologies, got caught up in work stuff. Guess we'll call it a draw owing to our mutual superior work ethic.Originally Posted by HughTower
Ultimate Maths Squad (Jim, humans) v Mommy's Boys (Snoozer, khemri)
My method here was to decide that I wanted to do the voice first, then see if he had any karaoke on spotify. He did but like hell was it one I already knew, ANYWAY.
link link link ---> http://www.mediafire.com/?6n1euc2k016qy0d <--- link link link
Tough, tough, they're all so tough
the blitz-ra's keen, tomb guardian's buff
A mathematician gulps, time for hero stuff
Biffing up the skellies with a brick-backed glove
Clap hands, kill mans
Clap hands, kill mans
Said score, score and spectators roar
Linin' up to take the full damn khemri force
Jacobi in the doctors; Ramanujan out cold
Running out of room to run before we fold
Clap hands, kill mans
Clap hands, kill mans
Stream, stream, they build up steam
Goin' to the byline with a touchdown-scorin' dream
A lucky skelly kill ain't never gonna change that
the one-turner fails when my catcher falls flat
Roar, roar, we need to get more
The bony bastards out there need their ligaments tore
Perfect defence; double skulls galore
We gonna get an opening with this many flaws
Clap hands, kill mans
Clap hands, kill mans
Scheme, scheme, we knock the ball free
Newton on the sideline with a touchdown-scoring dream
dodging like an elf when all around collapse
and somehow he's survivin' all their mighty blow slaps
Bolt, bolt, the wizard sparks a jolt
the effort of those skellies just ain't at fault
but mathematicians outnumber 'em two to one
Which is also the score once that bearded guy's gone
Clap hands, kill mans
Clap hands, kill mans
Clap hands, kill mans
Clap hands, kill mans
I sound a bit like Louis Armstrong if he was the cookie monster: aka - perfect impression.
Full-time: Maths 2-1 Khemris
Wednesday, then. 8ish?
Ohh, Tom Waits. :) Awesome song, Jiiiiim.
We'll try Thursday then...
Thats a level of competence/knowledge far above my meagre ability.
My goblins faced duff's lizards last night, it was the most entertaining match my team has had in recent memory. There were wild swings of luck on both sides and it made for a surprisingly hilarious game.
My favourite part was where Ripper threw a guy and he landed perfectly. That happened a lot, he had a near-perfect pitching game.
Also I'm kind of surprised how close it was - I entered the match with only 12 guys, 3 weapons and 2 bribes, but the final result was 3-2 to the lizards and it went right down to the final whistle. What I could have done with some substitutes...
It was such fun and, bah, it's almost enough to tempt me to not switch teams and stick with the goblins! Maybe my final game with Jiiim will help make up my mind.
Last edited by Screwie; 18-07-2012 at 08:53 AM.
You should never, ever try to to cover this guy - don't you know the saying? Tom Waits for no man!
But seriously folks, this is a really good attempt at a Tom Waits cover. It's from one of his classic albums, raindogs. Here's the original on the youtubes, so you can hear what a nice job Jiiiim Waits did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvMy1xOh6cw
A music journalist from (I think) NME once compared the Sisters of Mercy song 1959 to "the sound of a goblin being sick into a bucket". That description always makes me think of Tom Waits.
My throat still hurts, if it helps. That's why a few of the words are garbled nonsense, I couldn't face another take ¬_¬
Sounds good
My first Jiiiim serenade. Great, I can cross that off my bucket list.
Yeh Screwie it was a fun game, your Gobbo's were unlucky not to get a result. My favourite part definitely when my Krox made a perfect catch of the bomb and lobbed it back at your bombardier!
All right, out of sheer bloody-minded determination to prove a point, I will start next season with a brand new 1000 TV Lizard team.
Is duff dropping out? if not back of my lizards you weasel
Oh. Well, forget that plan then.
I don't want to play Khemri, Dorfs, Amazons, Norse, or Pro Elves. I'm already playing orcs, and I'm playing Chaos in the divisions.
Wood Elves are apparently too useful right out of the box to be point-provy enough.
What else is available?
Undead? Nurgle are probably a bad choice on account of being awful at low TV. Vamps if you're feeling brave.
I have little interest in playing Nurgle - they're too similar to Chaos, and I don't enjoy the differences. Vamps are out too, as are halflings and ogres.
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