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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoraster View Post
    Duffin when do you wish to get it on? At the moment can do during the day from Wednesday onwards or any evening bar Monday. If we leave it until the very end note my parents are coming up on Friday week so I'll probably be unavailable most of the day.
    A daytime game on wednesday would be just perfect, like around 12 - 3pm start would be my sweet spot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drawlien View Post
    Shall we go for Saturday at about 8.30pm?
    Game On!!!!!!

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    Grinn, I like, totally need to be playing you, like, twice, so I'll cut you a deal - I'll let you thrash and horribly murder my gobbos in the Open if you don't horribly murder my Necro's in the Divs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by groovychainsaw View Post
    Jolima- I believe it's the battle of the bossmen!
    Hi Groovy, I can play on Tuesday, Wednesday or the weekend. What works best?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NieA7 View Post
    Grinn, I like, totally need to be playing you, like, twice, so I'll cut you a deal - I'll let you thrash and horribly murder my gobbos in the Open if you don't horribly murder my Necro's in the Divs.
    I'm pretty sure he'll fold, spindle, and mutilate your teams just fine without any help. I still have cleat marks in my forehead from last season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by President Weasel View Post
    I'm pretty sure he'll fold, spindle, and mutilate your teams just fine without any help. I still have cleat marks in my forehead from last season.
    So much for that cunning plan then. The game against Chainsawhands did not go well, highlights of the 2-0 loss included the loony holding the wrong end of the chainsaw again and the fanatic getting a MNG on a re-rolled GFI, while hands set about systematically murdering the rest of the team (I think I was down to two trolls out of three and no gobbos by the end of the match). I may have to give up my title aspirations at this point...

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    I never bother with title aspirations. I prefer to aim for a mixture of mid table respectability and gleeful carnage. For me, the RPS Open is all about the journey and not the destination.

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    With their grand total of precisely 0 points the Underfoot Crawlers get vertigo just thinking about the mid table. Respectability is something that happens to teams who don't get half priced bribes.

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    Why the hell did I pick a song with this many words

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiiiiim View Post
    Why the hell did I pick a song with this many words
    Increased lyrical ability requires a commensurate increase in challenge to keep you in the aural flow state.

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    Which shall we do first? Meet tomorrow night at 9pm UK time for a go at either of them?

    Quote Originally Posted by NieA7 View Post
    Grinn, I like, totally need to be playing you, like, twice, so I'll cut you a deal - I'll let you thrash and horribly murder my gobbos in the Open if you don't horribly murder my Necro's in the Divs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duff View Post
    A daytime game on wednesday would be just perfect, like around 12 - 3pm start would be my sweet spot?
    From that window I will select 14:00 if I may.

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    Quote Originally Posted by President Weasel View Post
    I never bother with title aspirations. I prefer to aim for a mixture of mid table respectability and gleeful carnage. For me, the RPS Open is all about the journey and not the destination.
    If i finish not bottom then im claiming this season a win for me, dont worry niea7 youve yet to play my paper mache men

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    Quote Originally Posted by grinn View Post
    Which shall we do first? Meet tomorrow night at 9pm UK time for a go at either of them?
    Tomorrow at 9:00 should be fine, how about we get the Open done first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoraster View Post
    From that window I will select 14:00 if I may.
    Saucy, see you then.

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    Sure, see you tonight.

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    Note: The following is only because Laneford's team is made up of the early stars of hip-hop. I will return to your regularly scheduled terrible power ballads next week.

    Ultimate Maths Squad (Jim, humans) v 3 Feet High & Rising (Laneford, helves)

    link link ---> http://www.mediafire.com/?ma8ej9nzf46m1da <--- link link

    i said a he killed Cheby, hit 'im
    with a rock hard block, a ya daren't look
    the bash it was a case of bury not apothecary
    cos I'd used it on Bernoulli not he

    now what you hear is not the start--i'm cutting to the chase
    but me, the humies, and Laneford are gonna try to put it in place
    you see i am Mr Jim and i'd like to say hello
    to the orcs to the nurgle, the dwarfs and the lizards, who bash and pass and throw
    but first i gotta ready up, inducements, a deducement
    that a wizard would help to knock the ball loose then
    let's rock, we dont stop
    Unless an odd sync error makes us drop
    well so far you've heard my choices and it's time to hit the turf
    We're about to start the very first half a
    come on, now, win's a cert

    check it out, i'm the J-i-i-i-the-i-i-m
    and these elves are oh-so-high
    ya see i kick to the line then dash into the mix
    and these elves they start to die
    ya see i'm super strong and though they run long
    well i make them roll
    ya see i got more guard than imperial rome and i slowly wrest control
    i got their hands full, they got triple skulls
    give that catcher such a whack
    i got the ball in such a maul through their faultering attack
    so Laneford leaps, into the deep
    hits my carrier, ain't that clever?
    but a little pain ends that horrible reign
    of acrobatic jumping terror
    hear me talkin bout textbook crowdsurfs
    pushing elves who wanna spend some time alone
    while laneford's artful dodger proves just to be a codger
    as he falls and breaks his bones
    everybody go get ball long stall whatcha gonna do 'bout that (say what)
    four elves left, no matter how deft
    are gonna have their plays fall flat
    everybody go, just wait turn eight then run it in
    say there ain't no time for him to do, more or less anything
    Alright team, we got this
    As long as we are not shit

    well it's on n n on n on on n on
    the elves are back and it's a brand new dawn
    Kickin' a touchback, for Euclid to catch back, and trundle slowly up
    there's burly mathmen around him
    in case his boots they try to scuff
    well, Dan Bernoulli gets kicked in the jewelry
    and all the apo does is say
    His only suggestion, a quiet question
    I guess he might miss the next game
    now they're feelin the highs and I'm feelin the lows
    the beatdown starts to get right up my nose
    ya start messin' up dodges and hating the blodgers
    and movin your guys like inelegant sloggers
    and then damn, when it can't get worse
    i said damn, in this tragic verse
    he pulls back a fist, with a flick of the wrist
    and adds poor pafnuty to the casualty list
    i said a he killed Cheby, hit 'im
    with a rock hard block, a ya daren't look
    the bash it was a case of bury not apothecary
    cos I'd used it on Bernoulli not he
    i make a worried face and lose my place
    in a panic comes the manic triggered wizard waste
    singin on n n on n on n on
    the catchers are racin' to make it one-one
    To so very nearly equalise
    But Gauss in the house cuts him down to size
    pop the ball to pythag, you don't dare drag
    out the play yall, pass it up to that guy
    i guess by now you can take a hunch
    and guess that Euler's gonna finish that bunch
    He's silky smooth, in a single move
    snatches the catch and then slots in the groove
    runnin on n n on n on n on
    the guy dont stop until we've surely won
    runnin on n n on n on on n on
    Then score yall! throw it on the floor
    We gonna cheer here, we gonna cheer there
    We gonna cheer you outta this atmosphere
    Euler's one of a kind and I'll say it loud
    selling t-t-tickets to the eager crowd
    i said 2 turns to go, Laneford tries a wonder throw
    It doesn't take yall, and we try it back
    cause I'm guaranteed to not get the sack
    I said 2-nil hooray for maths but still somehow, at the back of my mind...
    i said a he killed Cheby, hit 'im
    with a rock hard block, a ya daren't look
    the bash it was a case of bury not apothecary
    cos I'd used it on Bernoulli not he

    Final Score: 2-0 to Maths

    Though it was bloody close to 1-1, I just seized up in the second half, like some fantasy version of Everton in that semi-final.

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    :o -standing ovation! That must have been a bastard to put together - nicely composed :)

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    LowKey! I should be free Thursday night and Sunday afternoon / evening, and I'm off work next week so most times then would also be fine. When's good for you?

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    Zor - just to let you know my connection is playing up this morning, though it seems okay now. If I'm missing at 14:00 you can add me on steam and I can chat via my mobile to let you know whats happening. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198004277357/

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